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[hotforbabyleg]

In ancient times, all the women’s vaginas used to wander about. Today, women’s vaginas stay in one place. One woman of ancient times, Tukwi, had a vagina that was especially foolish. While Tukwi slept, her vagina would crawl about the floor of the house, thirsty and hungry, looking for manioc porridge and fish stew. Creeping about snail-like on the

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[paranormalkitty]

I read this aloud to my husband while he ate breakfast this morning.

Thank you.

[hotforbabyleg]

lsldmadslasmldadms

i hope it wasn't oatmeal

[paranormalkitty]

It was, actually. Apple cinnamon, with some toast.

I regret nothing.

[hotforbabyleg]

arella you have truly become the pokemaster

[paranormalkitty]

........ awesome