It's Catching by David Sedaris

[hotfirecrotch]

My friend Patsy was telling me a story. "So I'm at the movie theater," she said, "and I've got my coat all neatly laid out against the back of my seat, when this guy comes along-" And here I stopped her, because I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a theater, I either fold mine in my lap or throw it over my armrest, but Patsy

Comments

[maguamama]

Oh god, so funny. Thank you.

[pucks]

Not to be out of line but you are hot