the return of shirley k. simpson
she called in advance to reserve a room.
in reality, she called to make sure my cousin wasn't here.
turns out he called the cops on her last time she came here.
i digress.
at approx. 9:37, shirley kathleen simpson entered the comfort inn- addison..
(i took notes this time)
When checking in, she asked for a copy of the registration... for her files (as per usual)
story time began promptly after check-in.
this time, she told me about:
her husbandry
her medical condition
the cause: a heart attack
the money she had saved when she worked
the jobs involved in said work
how she lost the paperwork to retrieve the money
the people who were helping her gather the paperwork
the paperwork itself
how she got kicked out of a diner
and wal-mart
and a golf-shop
(none of which were her fault)
her friend at the church
the nice people who give her money
her tea, which spilled all over the floor.
her coat, which needed to be replaced
etc. ad nauseum.
after she left, i had the finest cigarette ever made.
in reality, she called to make sure my cousin wasn't here.
turns out he called the cops on her last time she came here.
i digress.
at approx. 9:37, shirley kathleen simpson entered the comfort inn- addison..
(i took notes this time)
When checking in, she asked for a copy of the registration... for her files (as per usual)
story time began promptly after check-in.
this time, she told me about:
her husbandry
her medical condition
the cause: a heart attack
the money she had saved when she worked
the jobs involved in said work
how she lost the paperwork to retrieve the money
the people who were helping her gather the paperwork
the paperwork itself
how she got kicked out of a diner
and wal-mart
and a golf-shop
(none of which were her fault)
her friend at the church
the nice people who give her money
her tea, which spilled all over the floor.
her coat, which needed to be replaced
etc. ad nauseum.
after she left, i had the finest cigarette ever made.