phone call
me: good evening, comfort inn addison, this is john
her: hi. i need directions. i'm coming from oklahoma, and taking 35
me: ok. well take 35 to 635, East and then
her: (interrupts)hold on! ... (very slowly, obviously writing down) six....thirty....five.........eeaasst
me: right. then you're going to hit the dallas north tollway.....
her: (interrupts again) dal...las.. nor..th.. how do you spell that last part
me: are you serious? its the dallas north TOLLWAY
her: ohh! T-O-L-L-W-A-Y
me: very good.
her: excuse me?
me: nothing. so you're going to go north on the tollway til you get to beltline road,
her: what road?
me: BELTLINE
her: like, D-E-B-T
me: (interrupts) NO!. B as in BANAL.
her: A-E-B-T
me: NO! BELTLINE. LIKE WHAT YOU HOLD UP YOUR PANTS WITH. B-E-L-T
her: oh! ok.
me: dear god.
her: EXCUSE ME ?
me: nothing. so yeah. take a left onto BELTLINE, and then go to blocks and turn left on LANDMARK. L-A-N-D
her:(interrupts) excuse me, I know how to spell landmark. im not stupid.
me: obviously. so yeah. that is how you get here.
her: ok, if i get lost i'll give you a call
me: i can't wait.
(click)
her: hi. i need directions. i'm coming from oklahoma, and taking 35
me: ok. well take 35 to 635, East and then
her: (interrupts)hold on! ... (very slowly, obviously writing down) six....thirty....five.........eeaasst
me: right. then you're going to hit the dallas north tollway.....
her: (interrupts again) dal...las.. nor..th.. how do you spell that last part
me: are you serious? its the dallas north TOLLWAY
her: ohh! T-O-L-L-W-A-Y
me: very good.
her: excuse me?
me: nothing. so you're going to go north on the tollway til you get to beltline road,
her: what road?
me: BELTLINE
her: like, D-E-B-T
me: (interrupts) NO!. B as in BANAL.
her: A-E-B-T
me: NO! BELTLINE. LIKE WHAT YOU HOLD UP YOUR PANTS WITH. B-E-L-T
her: oh! ok.
me: dear god.
her: EXCUSE ME ?
me: nothing. so yeah. take a left onto BELTLINE, and then go to blocks and turn left on LANDMARK. L-A-N-D
her:(interrupts) excuse me, I know how to spell landmark. im not stupid.
me: obviously. so yeah. that is how you get here.
her: ok, if i get lost i'll give you a call
me: i can't wait.
(click)