I'm a HOLY MAN.
Well.
I got my first bible ever.
Shane Farnsworth, comes up to me and says "I promised I'd get you a bible, and I Did"
And that's a picture of it. What a bullshit fucked up bible. What's the go with a bible saying "Level 27" on it instead of "The Holy Bible". I mean come on. Even the crap inside the so called bible is bad. I mean
One of the first line is like, "G O D is the BIG BOSS". There are like, 900 headings for different sub-stories and each one starts with "Jesus". It's like, "Jesus goes for a walk", "Jesus is nailed to a cross", "Jesus loves Jerusalem". It's so fricken stupid. The front of the book even says something like "If you do drugs and alcohol, turn to page 97", "If you are stressed, turn to page 52", "If you find yourself swearing too much, turn to page 114" and stuff like that. This book is shit.
It's so shit that it's amusing. The book that I thought would amuse me least in the world, amuses me. Hrm.
Thank you Shane, for the wonderful Bible.
(now give me a proper one bitch)
\m/ Jesus \m/
I got my first bible ever.
Shane Farnsworth, comes up to me and says "I promised I'd get you a bible, and I Did"
And that's a picture of it. What a bullshit fucked up bible. What's the go with a bible saying "Level 27" on it instead of "The Holy Bible". I mean come on. Even the crap inside the so called bible is bad. I mean
One of the first line is like, "G O D is the BIG BOSS". There are like, 900 headings for different sub-stories and each one starts with "Jesus". It's like, "Jesus goes for a walk", "Jesus is nailed to a cross", "Jesus loves Jerusalem". It's so fricken stupid. The front of the book even says something like "If you do drugs and alcohol, turn to page 97", "If you are stressed, turn to page 52", "If you find yourself swearing too much, turn to page 114" and stuff like that. This book is shit.
It's so shit that it's amusing. The book that I thought would amuse me least in the world, amuses me. Hrm.
Thank you Shane, for the wonderful Bible.
(now give me a proper one bitch)
\m/ Jesus \m/