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Jan 23, 2006 00:28

my dads ring tone is the "hello moto" one

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sangaman2005 January 24 2006, 21:02:08 UTC
my dad's ring tone is, "Shut the fuck up moto before I take your moto and cram it up your moto ass you moto-fucking piece of moto shit. go eat shitler you hitler, and moto-hitler, hitler RING RING RING HITLER PHONE Adolf Hitler was born on April 20, 1889, at Braunau am Inn, Austria, a small town 90 km (55 miles) west of Linz in the province of Upper Austria, on the bank of the River Inn, which formed the border between Germany and what was then Austria-Hungary. He was the fourth of six children of Alois Hitler (1837-1903), a customs official, and Klara Pölzl, Alois' niece and third wife. Of these six children, only Adolf and his younger sister Paula reached adulthood. Alois Hitler also had a son (Alois Junior) and a daughter (Angela) by his second wife. Alois Hitler became a heavy drinker and died in a tavern. In Mein Kampf, his autobiography and exposition of his political ideology, Hitler describes his father as an "irascible tyrant;" however, for a time there was little indication that Alois Hitler treated his son more strictly than was usual for that time and place. However, a recent BBC documentary using recently disclosed CIA files, which originate from a secret committee established during the latter years of World War II to inquire into the mind of the now-belligerent Chancellor by way of psychological and psychoanalytic techniques to predict his future behaviour, indicate a very brutal home life in which his father was indeed the primary protagonist. On one occasion, using firsthand accounts from the Hitlers' family physician who escaped to the United States on the commencement of the war, Hitler's father is said to have beaten both mother and son after excessive drinking, leaving the young boy for dead. The committee drew the conclusion that this left the young Hitler in a permanent state of helplessness and unpredictability, with a propensity for humiliation and a thirst for personal greatness.

Alois Hitler was born out of wedlock and used his mother's surname, Schicklgruber, until he was 40. In 1896, he began using the name of his stepfather, Johann Georg Hiedler, after visiting a priest responsible for birth registries and declaring that Georg was his father (Alois gave the impression that Georg was still alive, but the man was long dead). The spelling was probably changed to "Hitler" by a clerk. Later, Adolf Hitler was accused by his political enemies of not rightfully being a Hitler, but a Schicklgruber. This was also exploited in Allied propaganda during the Second World War when pamphlets bearing the phrase "Heil Schicklgruber" were airdropped over German cities. Adolf was legally born a Hitler, however, and was closely related to Hiedler through his mother's family.

needless to say, it's a really long ring

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hotchevreh January 25 2006, 01:27:09 UTC
you are one crazy mother

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voosvoos January 29 2006, 08:17:48 UTC
me dad's ringtone is candyshop
it used to be pimpin all over the world
not only do those rip apart hello moto
but it also makes for one anti-climactic message, after the one you just got.

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