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you don't really need to read all this but i'm Andressa(Andie). eighteen(july baby). college student(sophomore). international studies major. brazilian(immigrant). talkative. new jersey resident. writer. american(naturalized!).
you are in for bitching, voice posts (lots of them), shitty photography, extended metaphors, over-enthusiasm, pathological obsession with my own name, cobra starship, hero worship, narcissism, story-telling, drug use, very long and very short posts, embellishments, and a fucking good time. In the end, don't say I didn't warn you.
likes oversized sneakers. bright neon colors. smoking all kinds of things, including herring. sucking at the guitar. the term 'suck my dick'. the term 'pee pee'. cover songs. hating on whitie (ya'll know i love you guys!). imitating bob dylan. imitating squirtle. hating on pretentious people and then formatting my journal/profile like this. acronyms. being lazy. the hero worship of pete wentz. preaching the word of dave chapelle. atheism and rubbing it in your face. minority studies. when people tell me they've read/stalk my twitter/tumblr/facebook/livejournal. so stalkers in general. blatant patriotism. drawing my flisties. doing very little and then kicking your ass. overpriced notebooks. smoking parliaments even though they suck. writing huge lists. profanity. practicing what i preach. jack bemis lol. being behind on trends. twitter.
dislikes listening to people's pretenses (if you have something to say, just say it). being in one place for too long. sleeping. that's what she said jokes. opiates. college--A LOT. being hassled. pathmark. when the ends of my hair start curling just a little. the republican party. michael steele--and i don't care if you're one of two black people in the party, you are a sell out. john mccain. how creepy certain fans of certain things certainly act. chugging robitussin--don't do it. being rushed to do things. breaking promises. senseless drama. missing house!!! realizing that i am exactly like the people i can't stand but then deciding that it's okay in the grand scheme of things. people who talk about study abroad to tibet--fuck you. twitter
I am larger than life. My mottoes are go big or go home and in life, opportunity knocks only once. I've got a pathological obsession with my own image. I'm a lot to handle in large doses, yes. I take some getting used to but I'm understanding for the most part. I do get in my moods every so often and for that I'll apologize in advance. It's just the internet. I don't intend on slowing down for you or anyone else. Years of people telling me what I can and can't do have made me a fucking emotional bulldozer--I'll plow through any situation carelessly but I can still break down from time to time. Yes, I just used a metaphor. Welcome to my life.
Add me if you're interested in my interests or if you've seen me somewhere, idk. Don't forget to comment here. I'd like to know where/how you've seen me.
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