The Janitor Movie

Nov 30, 2004 22:10

It looks hilarious based on the trailer. Looks like idiots over at IMDB disliked it. Meh. Suicide prevention rallies. Even more fun because someone told me I had a lot of those symptoms. And because we kept preempting the answers. It was all very funny, in a dark slightly sick way. So my sense of humor is weird. Fuck you.

Rudy says Japan has mass suicides. That must be quite a sight to see. (And no, this is not related to Suicide Club. At all.) Somehow I got a copy of People magazine. It's so stupid.

sexiest boy to man
JASON BATEMAN
(Q&A, creepy photo) (Repeat ad nauseum)

Denzel Washington "looks like he smells good".
Brad Pitt "played Achilles and even his heel was gorgeous". (Accompanied by a photo that doesn't look like him at all.)

Trogdor wins. Oh, and that lady won't let me steal her baby. I vote Trogdor burninates her house down.

Hey look. Lip gloss. "Grape Craze". Oh, it's chapstick. Tom Wolfe is 73. What is this world coming to? Garp says we're all terminal cases. Can you sense the subtext? Can ya? Can ya? Kubrick looks Indian in a lot of his pictures, not Jewish. Eerie. Nice guy even if it is detached. (Notice: the first word is I and the last is you. Wow, it must mean interconnectedness.) Sarah wants to tell the world something about moaning and a chocolate breast. And now. Eight minutes of reading. Good bye!
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