CHAPTER TWENTY NINE (a blaze of light)
Thursday, June 20, 2008
stripeznstarz50: so gil stole matt for the day
onceandthefuture: so I heard
stripeznstarz50: I keep forgetting you speak with him
stripeznstarz50: anyway
stripeznstarz50: I’m bored again
onceandthefuture: you could have gone with them
stripeznstarz50: nah
stripeznstarz50: I hate constantly fighting with them
stripeznstarz50: Gil I fight with cause we hate each other
stripeznstarz50: matt I fight with cause we’re related
stripeznstarz50: it’s a no-win situation
stripeznstarz50: but now I have no one to beat in CoD
onceandthefuture: you don’t have an other friends online right now?
stripeznstarz50: nope
stripeznstarz50: it’s either the wrong time of day or too summery for them to be inside
stripeznstarz50: I could go to the gym
stripeznstarz50: or take a run
stripeznstarz50: haven’t done that in a while
onceandthefuture: you went to the gym two days ago
stripeznstarz50: well that’s a long time for me!
stripeznstarz50: and I couldn’t go for the entire filming time
stripeznstarz50: I’m feeling flabby
onceandthefuture: I’m sure you’re just as trim as ever love
stripeznstarz50: yeah well you can’t see me right now
stripeznstarz50: maybe I gained a hundred pounds since the last time we webcammed
onceandthefuture: since it’s physically possible to gain a hundred pounds in four days
stripeznstarz50: you never know with America
onceandthefuture: hmmmmmm true
onceandthefuture: but I’m going to bed early tonight so I don’t die in my final tomorrow
onceandthefuture: I’m not getting sucked into hours of pointless webcam with you
stripeznstarz50: funsucker
onceandthefuture: I prefer testpasser
stripeznstarz50: yeah yeah
stripeznstarz50: nerd
onceandthefuture: look who’s talking
stripeznstarz50: you callin’ me a nerd, punk>
stripeznstarz50: >
stripeznstarz50: fdkahfdsa
stripeznstarz50: ?
onceandthefuture: you just lost all of your dramatic tension there
onceandthefuture: but yes I am
stripeznstarz50: well you might be a little bit right
onceandthefuture: see
stripeznstarz50: okay changing and going
stripeznstarz50: I just really need to get out of this house
onceandthefuture: all right
onceandthefuture: I’m going to study a little more and fall asleep on my textbook
stripeznstarz50: osmosis is your friend
onceandthefuture: eh?
stripeznstarz50: when you put your textbook on your head so your brain can absorb the material directly
stripeznstarz50: osmosis
onceandthefuture: I see
onceandthefuture: was that your preferred method of studying?
stripeznstarz50: well duh
stripeznstarz50: nothing works quite like osmosis
onceandthefuture: well I’ll have to try it tonight then
onceandthefuture: night
stripeznstarz50: sweet dreams honeycakes :)
onceandthefuture: why do all of your pet names have ‘honey’ in them
stripeznstarz50: I dunno, I guess I like the way it sounds
onceandthefuture: whatever
onceandthefuture signed off
Sunday, June 23, 2008
stripeznstarz50: matt wants to say bye
onceandthefuture: is he leaving already?
stripeznstarz50: yeah
onceandthefuture: oh
onceandthefuture: well good bye Matthew
onceandthefuture: are you driving all the way back to Ontario with just you and your mum?
stripeznstarz50: unfortunately
stripeznstarz50: I’ve done it before
stripeznstarz50: it’s matt btw
onceandthefuture: I figured
onceandthefuture: how long is that drive?
stripeznstarz50: about three days
onceandthefuture: Christ
onceandthefuture: I can’t imagine spending that much time with my own mother
stripeznstarz50: hahaha it’s not so bad
stripeznstarz50: it’s not like my mum’s rotten like yours
onceandthefuture: I take it al told you about that
stripeznstarz50: ranted on several occasions more like
stripeznstarz50: he worries about you a lot ;)
onceandthefuture: that’s kind of him
stripeznstarz50: xD
onceandthefuture: are you or your mum driving?
stripeznstarz50: both of us
stripeznstarz50: mainly me though
stripeznstarz50: I drive a lot for away games and stuff, and after papa swore up and down the river I was the best driver besides him he’d ever met and gave me the truck they sort of got used to me driving everywhere I guess?
stripeznstarz50: I’m totally better than Al don’t believe him if he tries to tell you otherwise
onceandthefuture: I believe you
onceandthefuture: I’ve seen his driving
stripeznstarz50: you let him drive a Ferrari?
stripeznstarz50: YOU HAVE ACCESS TO A FERRARI?????
onceandthefuture: what is it with your family and italicised ‘Ferrari’
onceandthefuture: it’s a friend’s
onceandthefuture: and sometimes I borrow it without asking for the day
onceandthefuture: having a spare key to it helps
stripeznstarz50: duuuuude
stripeznstarz50: introduce me to this friend
onceandthefuture: next time you come to England I’ll be glad to
stripeznstarz50: damn
stripeznstarz50: can’t drive there
onceandthefuture: not really
onceandthefuture: although I’d love to see you try
stripeznstarz50: I wonder if the Bering land bridge is open this time of year
onceandthefuture: not so sure about that
stripeznstarz50: whatever
stripeznstarz50: anyway if I want to keep it to three days instead of four I better go
onceandthefuture: all right
onceandthefuture: don’t get killed
stripeznstarz50: I always live
onceandthefuture: hehe well good luck
stripeznstarz50: :)
stripeznstarz50: Al again but brb seeing him off
onceandthefuture: of course
stripeznstarz50: I hate saying bye to Matt
stripeznstarz50: it’s seriously like the only time I think about crying
onceandthefuture: what about horror films?
onceandthefuture: and Disney?
onceandthefuture: the fear of the future and things going bump in the night?
stripeznstarz50: please stop
onceandthefuture: oh you really are cryin aren’t you
stripeznstarz50: no!
stripeznstarz50: not really
onceandthefuture: I’m shit at comfort
stripeznstarz50: I know
stripeznstarz50: it’s okay
stripeznstarz50: I’ll get over it soon
stripeznstarz50: it just takes a bit sometimes
onceandthefuture: all right
onceandthefuture: anything I can do?
stripeznstarz50: teleport over here and give me a hug
onceandthefuture: sorry, fresh out of teleportation machines
onceandthefuture: can I take a rain check for two weeks?
stripeznstarz50: huh?
stripeznstarz50: OH
stripeznstarz50: RIGHT
stripeznstarz50: TRIP
stripeznstarz50: KFKAHFSJAKHUWORUWQ*HK
onceandthefuture: my sentiments exactly
stripeznstarz50: it’s only two weeks away
stripeznstarz50: and then we get to spend a year together
onceandthefuture: I like how you phrase that
onceandthefuture: “get to”
stripeznstarz50: well yeah!
stripeznstarz50: of course we’ll have toris and Feliks chaperoning
onceandthefuture: I’ve started to get the feeling it’ll be the other way around
stripeznstarz50: hahahahah yeah
stripeznstarz50: this is going to be so weird
stripeznstarz50: rreat
stripeznstarz50: *great
stripeznstarz50: but weird
onceandthefuture: hahaha ture
onceandthefuture: true*
stripeznstarz50: we just can’t type today can we?
onceandthefuture: nope
onceandthefuture: I’ve never not been in school before
stripeznstarz50: me neither
stripeznstarz50: even during split log we had a tutor
onceandthefuture: I’m sure this’ll be just as educational
stripeznstarz50: oh totally
stripeznstarz50: I’ll get to see ust how different the Spanish I learned is from European Spanish
stripeznstarz50: and all of the other languages along the way
onceandthefuture: if there’s one thing I never would have pegged you for
onceandthefuture: it would be ‘good at languages’
stripeznstarz50: :)
stripeznstarz50: I like language
stripeznstarz50: it’s interesting to start from the ground up and see how a culture and generations can make something complex and evergrowing and so different from everyone else
stripeznstarz50: and if you start young it’s easier
onceandthefuture: did you have the Spanish nanny or something?
stripeznstarz50: nah
stripeznstarz50: both my moms hated the idea of nannies
stripeznstarz50: mom and Matt’s mom I mean
stripeznstarz50: there was one Mexican famil up in matt’s town who randomly decided they needed to live in northern Ontario
stripeznstarz50: and they lived next door
stripeznstarz50: still do
stripeznstarz50: and they are awesome
stripeznstarz50: had a girl a few years older than us who was that kid on the block who was older and therefore knew everything
stripeznstarz50: y’know?
onceandthefuture: I believe so
stripeznstarz50: anyway
stripeznstarz50: she taught me and matt and sometimes matt’s older bro how to salsa and tended to chatter at us in Spanish
stripeznstarz50: and I haven’t been able to drop it ever since
stripeznstarz50: matt did though
stripeznstarz50: picked up French instead
stripeznstarz50: he’s a Canadian who frequently plays French Canadians in hockey
stripeznstarz50: so he felt he should know the difference between normal French and insults
onceandthefuture: I do really like your cousin
stripeznstarz50: I know
stripeznstarz50: the feeling is mutual
stripeznstarz50: he did keep the salsa dancing though
onceandthefuture: did you?
stripeznstarz50: of course!
stripeznstarz50: I’ll show you sometime ;)
onceandthefuture: I might hold you to that
stripeznstarz50: I get to lead though
onceandthefuture: only until I figure it out
onceandthefuture: then I will fight you for it
stripeznstarz50: nuh-uh
stripeznstarz50: I teach, I know, I lead
stripeznstarz50: end of story
onceandthefuture: hmph
stripeznstarz50: besides, it’ll be easier for me to lead you anyway
stripeznstarz50: you’re so much tinier than me ;)
onceandthefuture: no I’m not@!
onceandthefuture: you’re just too big!
stripeznstarz50: I’m good-sized
stripeznstarz50: you’re almost like that tacky middle-school girl saying
stripeznstarz50: “fun-sized’
onceandthefuture: excuse me
stripeznstarz50: that’s what we call bite-sized candy bars here in the states
onceandthefuture: well fuck to you too
onceandthefuture: I am no where near “fun-sized”
stripeznstarz50: sure you’re not
stripeznstarz50: and matt’s taller than me
onceandthefuture: but he is
stripeznstarz50: no he’s not we’re the same height!
onceandthefuture: I’m pretty sure he’s got at least a cm or two on you
stripeznstarz50: he’s brainwashed you with his evil Canadian powers!!!!
onceandthefuture: I’m just telling you what my eyes see
stripeznstarz50: I dislike you
onceandthefuture: well that’s not very nice
stripeznstarz50: I never said I was a role model
onceandthefuture: heh
stripeznstarz50: all right I feel better now
stripeznstarz50: I’m going to ggo eat my feelings and watch an NCIS marathon
stripeznstarz50: thanks
onceandthefuture: of course love
onceandthefuture: anytime
stripeznstarz50: bbl
stripeznstarz50 signed off
Friday, July 4, 2008
onceandthefuture: happy birthday love
stripeznstarz50: :D:D:D:D:D:D
stripeznstarz50: thanks!
stripeznstarz50: I love my birthday
onceandthefuture: you’ve told me that a few times
stripeznstarz50: it’s a party I enjoy!!
onceandthefuture: you’ve got that tonight I assume?
stripeznstarz50: yep!
stripeznstarz50: cookout in my backyard, fireworks in the driveway after dark
stripeznstarz50: it’ll be a blast
stripeznstarz50: wish matt could’ve stayed longer, but I could tell him was getting homesick by the time he left
stripeznstarz50: oh well
stripeznstarz50: not every party can be a joint party
onceandthefuture: you’ll manage fine with yourself and your country I’m sure
stripeznstarz50: C:
onceandthefuture: sorry I don’t have anything to give you
onceandthefuture: esp. after all you did for mine
stripeznstarz50: hey no sweat
stripeznstarz50: the trip is a giant year long bday present to me
onceandthefuture: if you want to think of it that way then yes it is
onceandthefuture: three days
stripeznstarz50: I KNOW
stripeznstarz50: SO EXCITING!!
stripeznstarz50: a little scary
stripeznstarz50: but mostly EXCITINGG!!!!!!
onceandthefuture: are you finished packing?
stripeznstarz50: duh
stripeznstarz50: mom and dad made sure of that like a week ago
stripeznstarz50: you>
onceandthefuture: pretty much
onceandthefuture: I don’t have much to pack in the first place, so it was easy
onceandthefuture: the hardest part is keeping Peter out of my things
stripeznstarz50: is he still tying your friends to kitchen chairs with jumpropes?
onceandthefuture: no thank God
onceandthefuture: I beat that out of him
onceandthefuture: doesn’t make him any less insufferable
stripeznstarz50: xD
stripeznstarz50: brb
onceandthefuture: mk
stripeznstarz50: sorry, mom wanted help in the kitchen
onceandthefuture: not a problem love
stripeznstarz50: I am so looking forward to everything about my life right now
onceandthefuture: a lovely state of being isn’t it
stripeznstarz50: oh yeah
stripeznstarz50: the whole walking on sunshine deal
onceandthefuture: you deserve to be happy
stripeznstarz50: :)
stripeznstarz50: wish you could be here
stripeznstarz50: damn, I can almost feel you now
onceandthefuture: no use fretting
onceandthefuture: I’ll see you soon enough
stripeznstarz50: yeah you’re so right
stripeznstarz50: gaaaaaaaaaah
stripeznstarz50: so ready to leave
stripeznstarz50: but brb shower
onceandthefuture: all right
stripeznstarz50 is idle
stripeznstarz50 signed off
stripeznstarz50 signed on
stripeznstarz50: sorry
stripeznstarz50: shower turned into decorating into going out for more fireworks and searching the world over for them
onceandthefuture: it’s quite all right
onceandthefuture: I was about to nod off anyway
stripeznstarz50: hehe okay
onceandthefuture: have fun love
stripeznstarz50: I’ll do my best!
onceandthefuture: and happy birthday again
stripeznstarz50: :D
onceandthefuture signed off
Monday, July 7, 2008
stripeznstarz50: holy shit
stripeznstarz50: this is it
onceandthefuture: yes it is
onceandthefuture: how astute of you to notice this
stripeznstarz50: hahaha not really
stripeznstarz50: do you realize that no matter what happens
stripeznstarz50: our lives will never be the same
onceandthefuture: when you put it that way it is pretty mind-boggling
onceandthefuture: when does your flight leave?
stripeznstarz50: 11:45
stripeznstarz50: so I need to leave in about 30
stripeznstarz50: it’s just a waiting game now
onceandthefuture: mmmm
onceandthefuture: once again
onceandthefuture: what time are you getting here?
stripeznstarz50: like 10 am
stripeznstarz50: same as last time I think
onceandthefuture: I wonder what the company thinks about all of these pleasure trips to England
stripeznstarz50: someone really likes your food
stripeznstarz50: hahahahha jk
onceandthefuture: it’s not entirely crap
stripeznstarz50: still pretty crap though
onceandthefuture: don’t make me tell you to shut up
stripeznstarz50: bring it
onceandthefuture: god I hope you get here fast
stripeznstarz50: me too Arthur
stripeznstarz50: me too
stripeznstarz50: okay
stripeznstarz50: okay
stripeznstarz50: time to go
onceandthefuture: last message make it count
stripeznstarz50: love you?
onceandthefuture: speak with conviction man
stripeznstarz50: fine
stripeznstarz50: I love you
onceandthefuture: likewise
stripeznstarz50: okay bye
stripeznstarz50: I’ll call you, set your ringtone right
stripeznstarz50 signed off