Hallelujah 23

Jun 04, 2011 08:46

CHAPTER TWENTY THREE

Friday, May 2, 2008


onceandthefuture: I am in hell

stripeznstarz50: what, did your weird prof finally snap on y'all?

onceandthefuture: worse

onceandthefuture: someone told AnA about us

stripeznstarz50: oh

stripeznstarz50: oh really

onceandthefuture: yeah

onceandthefuture: um

onceandthefuture: it's kind of

stripeznstarz50: not pretty?

onceandthefuture: absolutely terrifying

onceandthefuture: not everyone cares of course

onceandthefuture: but these are the same breed of girl that dunks other girls' heads in the toilet for not liking Twilight

stripeznstarz50: that really sucks man

stripeznstarz50: hide?

onceandthefuture: I'm trying

onceandthefuture: I didn't realise how many people had my contact info

onceandthefuture: or access to it

stripeznstarz50: tried to warn ya

onceandthefuture: shut up and sympathise with me

stripeznstarz50: hahahaha don't worry I am

stripeznstarz50: but you totally had it coming

stripeznstarz50: so what kind of retaliation are we talking about here?

onceandthefuture: well it started with someone posting a link to that fucking blog entry of yours as a sort of joke

onceandthefuture: like a 'sorry gilfred shippers, apparently he's taken now'

stripeznstarz50: I'm going to pretend you didn't say that after I hurl

onceandthefuture: whatever

onceandthefuture: I didn't see it because of classes and things until after someone said that it looked like me

onceandthefuture: next thing I know, I'm logging on to several curiously accusing PMs and emails from the girls I still talked to wondering if it was true

onceandthefuture: so I felt obligated to stop the romours and posted the abbreviated story in the thread

stripeznstarz50: I'm guessing it didn't help

onceandthefuture: not in the slightest

stripeznstarz50: geez

stripeznstarz50: well if it makes you feel better

stripeznstarz50: I'll never judge you for who you're friends w/ :-)

onceandthefuture: oh I am so relieved

onceandthefuture: I was so worried that you would scold me for befriending you

stripeznstarz50: nah

stripeznstarz50: I'll leave that to the sparkly vampires

onceandthefuture: *snort*

Friday, May 2, 2008 - 10:49 PM GMT

albinonawesome: I will give you 0 tries to guess who I am

onceandthefuture: fucking christ

onceandthefuture: did you really steal your sn from your fansite?

albinonawesome: lies and blasphemy!

albinonawesome: you stole it from me first!

onceandthefuture: did we?

albinonawesome: well i have been calling myself 'albino and Awesome' since I was 6

albinonawesome: so at least indirectly

onceandthefuture: right

onceandthefuture: now how the fuck did you find this

albinonawesome: dude

albinonawesome: it's not hard to connect the dots

albinonawesome: AnA getting butthurt over al's latest boytoy and don't yell at me for that Mattie called you that first

albinonawesome: finding your account

albinonawesome: getting a running narration of Al's spring break via Mattie

albinonawesome: you still haven't taken down your contact info

onceandthefuture: oh fuck

albinonawesome: even if you had tho I would've just squeezed it from mattie

albinonawesome: it's awesome knowing everyone

onceandthefuture: I'll take your word for it

onceandthefuture: so the question remains

onceandthefuture: why the fuck did you find this

albinonawesome: well

albinonawesome: 1) I've wanted to talk to you since you told me about Toni's armada

albinonawesome: and 2) no one deserves that shit they're giving you at AnA

albinonawesome: fuck it, they're acting like it's the end of the world

albinonawesome: it's just a shitty sitcom rivalry

onceandthefuture: well thank you for the support

onceandthefuture: although I can assure you that I don't give a rat's ass what they think

onceandthefuture: it's just annoying at this point

albinonawesome: hahaha true that

albinonawesome: I'd totally think less of you if a pack of 16 yo girls got you down

onceandthefuture: I would too

albinonawesome: you still don't deserve it

onceandthefuture: thanks

albinonawesome: so besides whiny teenagerrs yelling at you about your life choices

albinonawesome: what's up

onceandthefuture: not muh

onceandthefuture: much*

onceandthefuture: homework and alcohol

onceandthefuture: the usual

albinonawesome: that's my man

onceandthefuture: what about yourself?

albinonawesome: taking a break between scenes to check the Internet

albinonawesome: got another bit role in a dumb tv movie

albinonawesome: but hey

albinonawesome: it pays my mom's shoe bill and my parking tickets

onceandthefuture: *snort*

albinonawesome: how do women have so many shoes

albinonawesome: Mom has a fucking closet stuffed of them

albinonawesome: and she buys more all the time

onceandthefuture: don't ask me

onceandthefuture: I do not bend in the cares-about-fashion way

albinonawesome: bahahahha

albinonawesome: no wonder mattie likes you

onceandthefuture: does he?

albinonawesome: duh

albinonawesome: if he didn't he'd have never let you into his truck xD

onceandthefuture: how much did he say about me anyway?

albinonawesome: oh the usual stuff

albinonawesome: name, age, basic appearance

albinonawesome: how your coffee is God and you have Al whipped

onceandthefuture: what

onceandthefuture: I do not

albinonawesome: sent a fantastic drunk pic of you guys too

onceandthefuture: we're not dating!

albinonawesome: dude

albinonawesome: he let you wear the jacket

albinonawesome: he never even lets me touch the jacket

onceandthefuture: that means nothing!

albinonawesome: river in Egypt

onceandthefuture: I will end you

albinonawesome: see you even talk like him!

albinonawesome: besides you two looked mighty comfy under that bar table ;-)

onceandthefuture: oh Lord

onceandthefuture: that is something no one should ever see ever

albinonawesome: well I did have to burn my eyes the first time i saw it

albinonawesome: but I got better

onceandthefuture: I see

albinonawesome: besides, I'm an actor and I'm on the Internet

albinonawesome: you get numb to that sort of thing pretty quickly

onceandthefuture: I can attest to the latter

albinonawesome: although seriously? AL?

onceandthefuture: bugger off

albinonawesome: :-P

albinonawesome: make me!

albinonawesome: actually you don't have to I gtg back to the set

albinonawesome: I will totally catch you later tho

onceandthefuture: all right

Friday, May 2, 2008 - 11:21 PM GMT

stripeznstarz50: you there artie?

onceandthefuture: gil is talking to me

stripeznstarz50: shit

stripeznstarz50: no DON'T GO TO THE DARK SIDE

stripeznstarz50: THE CAKE IS A LIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

onceandthefuture: relax Alfred

onceandthefuture: I'm not going to leave you alone because of it

onceandthefuture: you'd cause too much property damage

stripeznstarz50: whew

stripeznstarz50: had me worried there

onceandthefuture: it is hard to ignore the similarities between the two of you though

stripeznstarz50: I resent that

onceandthefuture: also he talks about your cousin nonstop

stripeznstarz50: yeah well

stripeznstarz50: that ain't a surprise

onceandthefuture: isn't

stripeznstarz50: yeah yeah

stripeznstarz50: I mean matt talks about him all the time too

stripeznstarz50: I think it's mainly to piss me off though

onceandthefuture: sounds like your cousin

stripeznstarz50: so what're y'all talking about?

onceandthefuture: us

stripeznstarz50: really

onceandthefuture: how much do you remember about that night at the bar?

stripeznstarz50: uh

stripeznstarz50: matt got me drunk

stripeznstarz50: and the burger was okay

stripeznstarz50: some random chick might've made out with me

stripeznstarz50: maybe

stripeznstarz50: everything else is just not there

stripeznstarz50: why?

onceandthefuture: we might have done something rather compromising

onceandthefuture: and there might be photographic evidence

stripeznstarz50: shit

stripeznstarz50: don't tell me

onceandthefuture: apparently it's all your cousin's fault again

stripeznstarz50: I will end him

stripeznstarz50: what did we do anyway?

onceandthefuture: honestly?

onceandthefuture: it's a bit blurry to me too

onceandthefuture: I think we snogged under a table thoug

stripeznstarz50: snogged is such a stupid-sounding word I don't know how you guys can say it with a straight face

onceandthefuture: shut up yank

stripeznstarz50: but uh

stripeznstarz50: we were drunk and it didn't mean anything?

onceandthefuture: Alfred.

stripeznstarz50: well neither of us remember it!

stripeznstarz50: if it had meant anything I'd remember something!

stripeznstarz50: but uh

stripeznstarz50: I might definitely do it again?

onceandthefuture: oh stop it and make up your damned mind

stripeznstarz50: you're not helping!

onceandthefuture: Al

onceandthefuture: I'm going to be honest with you now and regret this in the morning when I'm sober

onceandthefuture: but  Idn't think there is a single human being in our dating bracket sphere thing that would turn down an offer of any kind of sexual contact from you

stripeznstarz50: really?

onceandthefuture: christ America

onceandthefuture: how many teenaged fangirls do you need to understand how bloody attractive yu are

stripeznstarz50: you can never have too many teenaged fangirls

onceandthefuture: you're hopeless

onceandthefuture: and I'm out of gin

stripeznstarz50: so is that a yes?

onceandthefuture: yes to wat?

onceandthefuture: oh

onceandthefuture: yes, alfred, if you have me the chance and a suitable location

onceandthefuture: I would shag your bones into dust

onceandthefuture: now I"m goint o sleep

onceandthefuture: and we're going to forget this conversation happened until we see ach otehr in july

onceandthefuture: saavy?

stripeznstarz50: I'll do my best cap'n

onceandthefuture: oh do shut up

onceandthefuture has signed off

Sunday, May 11, 2008

stripeznstarz50: life sucks

onceandthefuture: why is that love

stripeznstarz50: standardized testing

onceandthefuture: you poor American

onceandthefuture: I thought you liked it though?

stripeznstarz50: once in a blue moon sure

stripeznstarz50: four times a week for two weeks?

stripeznstarz50: not so much

stripeznstarz50: at least I'm halfway done

onceandthefuture: look on the bright side

onceandthefuture: you're almost done with it forever

stripeznstarz50: true

stripeznstarz50: whoa

stripeznstarz50: almost done with hs

stripeznstarz50: freaky xD

onceandthefuture: trust me, you get over it

stripeznstarz50: :-P

stripeznstarz50: uuuugh physics tomorrow kill me fucking now

onceandthefuture: it's just a test

stripeznstarz50: it will be hell

stripeznstarz50: at least the hell day of two tests in a row is done

stripeznstarz50: it'll be a breeze after that though

stripeznstarz50: just some essays and econ

stripeznstarz50: nothing I can't handle

onceandthefuture: that's good

stripeznstarz50: but uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

stripeznstarz50: last year's physics was bad enough

stripeznstarz50: this is just going to be the pits

onceandthefuture: if you took it last year and it was bad why would you take it again

stripeznstarz50: because I needed a science and I didn't want to do chem or bio

stripeznstarz50: and the enviro teacher is an angry lesbian who pauses movies in odd places to talk about them

stripeznstarz50: or so several of my friends told me

stripeznstarz50: and I like my physics teach

stripeznstarz50: so here I am

onceandthefuture: sounds like you did this to yourself

stripeznstarz50: yeah

stripeznstarz50: but I like to complain

stripeznstarz50: it's fun

onceandthefuture: whatever you say love

onceandthefuture: shouldn't you be studying or something then

onceandthefuture: ?

stripeznstarz50: I've been cramming all day

stripeznstarz50: this is my dinner/internet break

onceandthefuture: I see

stripeznstarz50: so tired of thinking

stripeznstarz50: stop the world I want to get off

onceandthefuture: underage drinking is severely underrated

stripeznstarz50: not while my parents are in the house

onceandthefuture: pansy

stripeznstarz50: whatever I do what I want

onceandthefuture: and it's only going to get worse when you get to college

stripeznstarz50: ugh

stripeznstarz50: this gap year

stripeznstarz50: is going to be sooooo niiiiice

onceandthefuture: mmm

onceandthefuture: it'll at least be entertaining

stripeznstarz50: for sure :-P

stripeznstarz50: toris is talking about maybe bringing his boyfriend/girlfriend along

onceandthefuture: bf/gf?

onceandthefuture: does he have two?

stripeznstarz50: lol no

stripeznstarz50: but I cannot decide this person's gender at all

onceandthefuture: oh good Lord

stripeznstarz50: I mean they kinda talk like a guy

stripeznstarz50: but I have seen them in skirts on multiple occasions

stripeznstarz50: and they shave their legs

stripeznstarz50: but the chest is rather flat

onceandthefuture: I'd say man

onceandthefuture: but not much of one

stripeznstarz50: yeah probably

stripeznstarz50: but it's weird because toris is so not someone I'd call as someone who'd date a tranny

stripeznstarz50: he's just very quiet and likes his job and wears neutrals all the time

onceandthefuture: it's always the quiet ones

stripeznstarz50: hehehe

stripeznstarz50: anyway

stripeznstarz50: unless tranny turns out to be buffalo bill

stripeznstarz50: I don't really have a huge problem with heshe tagging on

stripeznstarz50: thoughts?

onceandthefuture: your parents should probably have a say in this

onceandthefuture: and as long as he doesn't pack a girl's worth of luggage

stripeznstarz50: yeah I was gonna clear it with you first

onceandthefuture: I hope it's a big car

stripeznstarz50: it's europe so it's probably going to be tiny

onceandthefuture: ugh

onceandthefuture: oh well

stripeznstarz50: it

stripeznstarz50: 'll be company at least

stripeznstarz50: maybe he'll keep usfrom killing each other

onceandthefuture: or we all band together and kill him instead of killing each other

stripeznstarz50: xD true that

stripeznstarz50: enemy mine and all that

onceandthefuture: hehe

stripeznstarz50: mkay back to physics time

onceandthefuture: good luck love

stripeznstarz50: thanks honey bunny ;-)

onceandthefuture: I will kill you

stripeznstarz50: hahahahahhaha gotta catch me first

stripeznstarz50 has signed off

Friday, May 16, 2008

stripeznstarz50: I am done

stripeznstarz50: done done done

onceandthefuture: congratulations

onceandthefuture: let me mail you a pat on the back

stripeznstarz50: :-P

stripeznstarz50: I don't even care about your sarcasm

stripeznstarz50: I never have to touch an AP test again

stripeznstarz50: my life can't get better

onceandthefuture: you could spend your Friday night not sitting at home on the computer

stripeznstarz50: but where's the fun in that?

onceandthefuture: alcohol and human contact

stripeznstarz50: why is everything alcohol with you

onceandthefuture: because I am a rowdy Englishman with a shitty past in a bloody difficult uni

stripeznstarz50: good point

stripeznstarz50: I could

stripeznstarz50: there's probably something going on down the street

stripeznstarz50: eh

stripeznstarz50: I'll go if someone drags me out :-P

onceandthefuture: and you're supposed to be the social butterfly of us

stripeznstarz50: hahaha

onceandthefuture: i might actually take mathias for a drink

onceandthefuture: I feel like I owe him something for replacing his beer with sparkling mineral water

stripeznstarz50: that stuff is nasty

stripeznstarz50: I agree with you

onceandthefuture: he says hi by the way

stripeznstarz50: hi mathy :-)

onceandthefuture: please stop calling him that

onceandthefuture: you sound like you're five

stripeznstarz50: well I can't call him mat because yeah

stripeznstarz50: and math is just weird

stripeznstarz50: and mathias is too old-fashioned

onceandthefuture: he says he resents that

onceandthefuture: but now that I'm paying he's itching to go

stripeznstarz50: if you go broke I have no problem making you a dependent

onceandthefuture: if the world loves me I won't have to do that

stripeznstarz50: I guess I'll wander down to the party house then

onceandthefuture: good

onceandthefuture: get out

onceandthefuture: ttyl

stripeznstarz50: yes Mom

stripeznstarz50: bye!

oncenthefuture has signed off

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