Monday, March 31, 2008
stripeznstarz50: HEY!
onceandthefuture: hullo
stripeznstarz50: long time no chat ;-)
onceandthefuture: hahaha
onceandthefuture: have a nice flight?
stripeznstarz50: eh, good enough
stripeznstarz50: how bout you?
stripeznstarz50: get lost in the American airports?
onceandthefuture: surprisingly no
onceandthefuture: almost in JFK
onceandthefuture: but I found a family with a union jack on the dad's backpack and followed them
onceandthefuture: once I asked to make sure they were going home of course
stripeznstarz50: of course
stripeznstarz50: glad that you weren't completely traumatized though
onceandthefuture: takes more than that to scare me
stripeznstarz50: hehehe
stripeznstarz50: so
stripeznstarz50: did you have fun?
onceandthefuture: of course I did
stripeznstarz50: haha good
onceandthefuture: why would you even need to ask?
stripeznstarz50: well I like to make sure
stripeznstarz50: mom and dad say hi btw
onceandthefuture: tell them my aunt and uncle won't shut up about them
stripeznstarz50: bahahaah
onceandthefuture: and I say hello back
stripeznstarz50: I am really glad we did that
onceandthefuture: I am as well
stripeznstarz50: although I'll miss seeing you
onceandthefuture: likewise
stripeznstarz50: :)
stripeznstarz50: anyway
stripeznstarz50: school time
stripeznstarz50: brb
onceandthefuture: all right
April 1, 2008
stripeznstarz50: www. alfredfreakingjones .com/blog/2008/03/31
onceandthefuture: what
stripeznstarz50: just read it
onceandthefuture: ... oh
stripeznstarz50: yeah
stripeznstarz50: I've been meaning to put up a post about where I was last week
stripeznstarz50: figured I might as well come clean about you too since I don't ahve to worry about the whole anon thing now
onceandthefuture: true
onceandthefuture: wait
onceandthefuture: is that my last name
stripeznstarz50: no!
stripeznstarz50: did I do that?
onceandthefuture: yes
onceandthefuture: you did
stripeznstarz50: shit
stripeznstarz50: where?
onceandthefuture: right at the beginning moron
stripeznstarz50: oh
stripeznstarz50: want me to take it out?
onceandthefuture: please
onceandthefuture: I know we're friendds and such and that's dandy
onceandthefuture: but honestly, if this gets back to AnA
onceandthefuture: I'm fucked
stripeznstarz50: you still hang out there?
onceandthefuture: slightly
onceandthefuture: not as much as I used to, true
onceandthefuture: by now I'm just in it for the few discussion threads and the perfect moment to say that I have his number
stripeznstarz50: I never gave you his nuber
stripeznstarz50: did matt do that?
onceandthefuture: yes and no
stripeznstarz50: cause if he did then I need to remember to kill him
onceandthefuture: I took it off his phone while you two were being right imbeciles and ziplining in the snow
stripeznstarz50: you can be a sneaky little bastard
onceandthefuture: I know
onceandthefuture: either way
onceandthefuture: I am now in the possession of delicate material
onceandthefuture: and as such, it must be treated with respect
stripeznstarz50: I could give you my number if his means that much to you
onceandthefuture: already have it
onceandthefuture: you called me, remember?
stripeznstarz50: ooh, right
onceandthefuture: besides, you don't want one of these girls getting your number specifically, love
stripeznstarz50: ... right
stripeznstarz50: my bad xD
onceandthefuture: Alfred
stripeznstarz50: man it's weir to hear you say that
onceandthefuture: true but not the point
onceandthefuture: how long did you leave my full name on your site?
stripeznstarz50: I dunno, hour or so
stripeznstarz50: why?
onceandthefuture: because I have fifteen facebook friend requests from girls I don't know
stripeznstarz50: bahahahahahaahahahhaaha
stripeznstarz50: omg that's rich
stripeznstarz50: and it reminds me
stripeznstarz50: *sends own req*
onceandthefuture: should I send these ladies your way then?
stripeznstarz50: NO
stripeznstarz50: god no
stripeznstarz50: screaming teenaged girls are the worst
stripeznstarz50: esp. online
stripeznstarz50: so no
onceandthefuture: *deletes all*
stripeznstarz50: hoooly shit
stripeznstarz50: I did not realize I had such a cool fanbase
onceandthefuture: I dread the answer to this question
onceandthefuture: but what?
stripeznstarz50: be afraid
stripeznstarz50:
http://www. facebook. com/ group. php? gid= 583463272 onceandthefuture: oh fuck
onceandthefuture: I need a drink
stripeznstarz50: dude
stripeznstarz50: join it
onceandthefuture: I am not so full of myself as to join my own fanclub
stripeznstarz50: why not?
onceandthefuture: as small, unwarranted, and unnecessary as it is
stripeznstarz50: Gil joined his
onceandthefuture: and you?
stripeznstarz50: I made matt do it for me
stripeznstarz50: I'm not that conceited
onceandthefuture: ...
stripeznstarz50: don't look at me like that!
onceandthefuture: but I can't see you
stripeznstarz50: yeah but I can feel it and it's creepin me out
onceandthefuture: whatever
stripeznstarz50: speaking of seeing
stripeznstarz50: get on webcam now
onceandthefuture: I don't have one
stripeznstarz50: 8O
onceandthefuture: oh shut up
onceandthefuture: you saw my comp
onceandthefuture: I doubt it even has the ability to webcam
onceandthefuture: and airfare drained my funds to buy a new one
stripeznstarz50: ah man
stripeznstarz50: sorry bout that
onceandthefuture: it's fine
onceandthefuture: I'll live
stripeznstarz50: but still I feel bad for you
onceandthefuture: oh psh
stripeznstarz50: but it's my fault!
onceandthefuture: why do I have a bad feeling about this
stripeznstarz50: I'll buy you a new one
onceandthefuture: no.
stripeznstarz50: awww come on man
stripeznstarz50: it'll make me feel better
onceandthefuture: I am no one's charity case
onceandthefuture: much less yours
stripeznstarz50: it's not charity!
onceandthefuture: then what is it?
stripeznstarz50: it's a present?
stripeznstarz50: when's your birthday?
onceandthefuture: end of the month
stripeznstarz50: ha!
stripeznstarz50: perfect!
stripeznstarz50: birthday present it is!
onceandthefuture: I'm not letting you buy me a computer for my birthday
stripeznstarz50: fine then
stripeznstarz50: it'll be bday AND late xmas
onceandthefuture: no!
stripeznstarz50: why not?
stripeznstarz50: I want to
stripeznstarz50: and I can
stripeznstarz50: so what's the problem?
onceandthefuture: it's a *computer*
onceandthefuture: it's not like a silly souvenir or something cheap like that
stripeznstarz50: honey
stripeznstarz50: you do realize that I'm unhealthily rich
onceandthefuture: I will out stubborn you
stripeznstarz50: hahahahaha I seriously doubt it
stripeznstarz50: besides
stripeznstarz50: you can't tell me how to spend my money
onceandthefuture: I can when it concerns me
stripeznstarz50: yes, even when it concerns you
stripeznstarz50: hehehe
onceandthefuture: grrr
onceandthefuture: I will end you
stripeznstarz50: not yet you won't
stripeznstarz50: so what were you thinkin about?
onceandthefuture: why should I tell you
stripeznstarz50: because if you don't then I'll pick it out myself
onceandthefuture: fine
onceandthefuture:
http:// www. dell. com/ us/ dfh/ p/ xps-m1330/ pd?cs= 22 stripeznstarz50: aww dell?
stripeznstarz50: really?
onceandthefuture: shut up it's what I'm used to
onceandthefuture: besides you asked
stripeznstarz50: whatever you say
onceandthefuture: watching this group develop is one of the more bizarre experiences in my life
stripeznstarz50: you get used to it
stripeznstarz50: so have you talked to Gil yet?
onceandthefuture: Lord no
onceandthefuture: your technically international call was bad enough for my phone bill
stripeznstarz50: that's a relief ;-)
onceandthefuture: it's just nice to have it
stripeznstarz50: green or blue
onceandthefuture: green
stripeznstarz50: okay cool
onceandthefuture: why?
stripeznstarz50: not telling
onceandthefuture: fuck you
stripeznstarz50: hehehehe
onceandthefuture: I'm going to sleep
stripeznstarz50: hahaha as you wish
stripeznstarz50: night!
onceandthefuture: night love
April 8, 2008
onceandthefuture: fucking rabbits
stripeznstarz50: excuse me?
onceandthefuture: love I am so hammered right now
stripeznstarz50: ooooh
stripeznstarz50: what did the rabbits do this time?
onceandthefuture: fucking bit me
stripeznstarz50: ... how did they manage that?
onceandthefuture: well I was ghungry
onceandthefuture: and stew was justt there
onceandthefuture: thee beer told me it was a good iidea
stripeznstarz50: stew?
onceandthefuture: the rabbit
stripeznstarz50: a wild rabbit?
onceandthefuture: int he alley on the way home from the bar
onceandthefuture: shit
onceandthefuture: stew better not have rabies
stripeznstarz50: how did you catch a wild rabbit
onceandthefuture: ...................
onceandthefuture: i hae no bloodyfuckin tidea
stripeznstarz50: rofl
stripeznstarz50: I can't even
stripeznstarz50: why are you drunk on a tuesday?
onceandthefuture: is there somethin wrong with being drunk on a tues?
stripeznstarz50: I dunno
stripeznstarz50: just seems weird
stripeznstarz50: also weren't you drinking with bridget and her bro last night?
onceandthefuture: love
onceandthefuture: shut up
onceandthefuture: shit the bugger drew bloodd
stripeznstarz50: go wash it with peroxide
onceandthefuture is idle
stripeznstarz50: fyi
stripeznstarz50: I am saving this convo for ever
stripeznstarz50: and showing it to your children
Thursday, April 12, 2008
stripeznstarz50 signed on a mobile device
stripeznstarz50: Yo
onceandthefuture: another party?
stripeznstarz50: You know me so well
onceandthefuture: so are you still the youngest in the room?
stripeznstarz50: Worse
stripeznstarz50: Somehow
stripeznstarz50: In some weird turn of fate
stripeznstarz50: Gil has made friends with gpa vargas
stripeznstarz50: And so he and some spanish guy who might be your antonio are here with the twins
onceandthefuture: this is amusing
stripeznstarz50: Yeah yeah shut up youre not here to die for me
onceandthefuture: we who are about to die salute you
stripeznstarz50: Youre weird
stripeznstarz50: And they found me
stripeznstarz50: Fuck my very existence
onceandthefuture: now that's not very nice
stripeznstarz50: The only bright side is that antonio is distracting vargas 1
stripeznstarz50: Was toni this empty headed when you knew him
onceandthefuture: depends
onceandthefuture: is he acting like a four year old child with amnesia who just ran into a pole?
stripeznstarz50: Pretty much
onceandthefuture: then yes
stripeznstarz50: Ugh
stripeznstarz50: At this rate
stripeznstarz50: Im gonna hafta talk to gil
stripeznstarz50: Just because everyone else is dumb
onceandthefuture: tell him I say hello
stripeznstarz50: What ugh fine
stripeznstarz50: ... Toni just hid under the table
stripeznstarz50: I think gils started conditioning him to that armada story
onceandthefuture: I approve
stripeznstarz50: Gil just called you his fanboy
onceandthefuture: shitshitshitshit
stripeznstarz50: Artie its gil
stripeznstarz50: See i totally knew your name from somewhere!
stripeznstarz50: Youre on my fansi
stripeznstarz50: Stupid loser stole my phone
onceandthefuture: I think
onceandthefuture: I'm going to go die in a hole now
stripeznstarz50: Oh dont sweat it gils too batshit to think youre weird for it
onceandthefuture: youre not making it any better
stripeznstarz50: Hes looking over my shoulder and lau
stripeznstarz50: Dont die on my artie!
stripeznstarz50: I need you for blackm
stripeznstarz50: Lousy motherfucker
onceandthefuture: I hate you both so much right now
stripeznstarz50: But im made of awesome!
stripeznstarz50: You cant hatem
stripeznstarz50: Thanks for the armada thing btw i havent had this much fun since tonis pt turtle died
onceandthefuture: you're welcome?
stripeznstarz50: Im going to stab him with a rake
stripeznstarz50: brb murder time
stripeznstarz50 has signed off
stripeznstarz50 has signed on
stripeznstarz50: ohmygod
stripeznstarz50: I
stripeznstarz50: am
stripeznstarz50: so
stripeznstarz50: orry
stripeznstarz50: *sorry
onceandthefuture: it's all right
onceandthefuture: although I think my pride will never be the same
onceandthefuture: it's not your fault
stripeznstarz50: hahaha it's really no big deal
stripeznstarz50: after you've been screamed at by teeange girls in the grocery store, you get a little numb
stripeznstarz50: gil's just a tool
onceandthefuture: yes
onceandthefuture: well
onceandthefuture: I never intended to let him know about that side of me
stripeznstarz50: youre seriously planning on talking to him still?
onceandthefuture: no!
onceandthefuture: not anymore
onceandthefuture: I seriously don't think my pride could take it
stripeznstarz50: good
stripeznstarz50: because we've talked about this before
stripeznstarz50: you're mine
onceandthefuture: I do have other friends you know
stripeznstarz50: yeah but none like me
onceandthefuture: yes well that's beside the point
onceandthefuture: ... so what did you two end up doing to each other?
stripeznstarz50: ah it didn't get serious
stripeznstarz50: grandpa vargas stepped in before we got to punching
stripeznstarz50: but they did kick us out
onceandthefuture: I'm sure you enjoyed that
stripeznstarz50: by 'kick us out' I mean 'locked us in separate storage closets until the party was over'
onceandthefuture: good lord
onceandthefuture: do you fight with everyone?
stripeznstarz50: ... yeah
onceandthefuture: also that sounds illegal
stripeznstarz50: maybe but I don't feel like going to court over this
stripeznstarz50: at least it was interseting tonight instead of MIND-NUMBINGLY BORING
stripeznstarz50: gah
onceandthefuture: what are you so riled up about?
stripeznstarz50: I dunno I just
stripeznstarz50: I dunno
stripeznstarz50: I'm going to go hit something and then read something gory and violent in bed
stripeznstarz50: I'm sorry again
onceandthefuture: well all right
onceandthefuture: night love
stripeznstarz50: sleep well