Hallelujah 21

Apr 27, 2011 00:26

Monday, March 31, 2008

stripeznstarz50: HEY!

onceandthefuture: hullo

stripeznstarz50: long time no chat ;-)

onceandthefuture: hahaha

onceandthefuture: have a nice flight?

stripeznstarz50: eh, good enough

stripeznstarz50: how bout you?

stripeznstarz50: get lost in the American airports?

onceandthefuture: surprisingly no

onceandthefuture: almost in JFK

onceandthefuture: but I found a family with a union jack on the dad's backpack and followed them

onceandthefuture: once I asked to make sure they were going home of course

stripeznstarz50: of course

stripeznstarz50: glad that you weren't completely traumatized though

onceandthefuture: takes more than that to scare me

stripeznstarz50: hehehe

stripeznstarz50: so

stripeznstarz50: did you have fun?

onceandthefuture: of course I did

stripeznstarz50: haha good

onceandthefuture: why would you even need to ask?

stripeznstarz50: well I like to make sure

stripeznstarz50: mom and dad say hi btw

onceandthefuture: tell them my aunt and uncle won't shut up about them

stripeznstarz50: bahahaah

onceandthefuture: and I say hello back

stripeznstarz50: I am really glad we did that

onceandthefuture: I am as well

stripeznstarz50: although I'll miss seeing you

onceandthefuture: likewise

stripeznstarz50: :)

stripeznstarz50: anyway

stripeznstarz50: school time

stripeznstarz50: brb

onceandthefuture: all right

April 1, 2008

stripeznstarz50: www. alfredfreakingjones .com/blog/2008/03/31

onceandthefuture: what

stripeznstarz50: just read it

onceandthefuture: ... oh

stripeznstarz50: yeah

stripeznstarz50: I've been meaning to put up a post about where I was last week

stripeznstarz50: figured I might as well come clean about you too since I don't ahve to worry about the whole anon thing now

onceandthefuture: true

onceandthefuture: wait

onceandthefuture: is that my last name

stripeznstarz50: no!

stripeznstarz50: did I do that?

onceandthefuture: yes

onceandthefuture: you did

stripeznstarz50: shit

stripeznstarz50: where?

onceandthefuture: right at the beginning moron

stripeznstarz50: oh

stripeznstarz50: want me to take it out?

onceandthefuture: please

onceandthefuture: I know we're friendds and  such and that's dandy

onceandthefuture: but honestly, if this gets back to AnA

onceandthefuture: I'm fucked

stripeznstarz50: you still hang out there?

onceandthefuture: slightly

onceandthefuture: not as much as I used to, true

onceandthefuture: by now I'm just in it for the few discussion threads and the perfect moment to say that I have his number

stripeznstarz50: I never gave you his nuber

stripeznstarz50: did matt do that?

onceandthefuture: yes and no

stripeznstarz50: cause if he did then I need to remember to kill him

onceandthefuture: I took it off his phone while you two were being right imbeciles and ziplining in the snow

stripeznstarz50: you can be a sneaky little bastard

onceandthefuture: I know

onceandthefuture: either way

onceandthefuture: I am now in the possession of delicate material

onceandthefuture: and as such, it must be treated with respect

stripeznstarz50: I could give you my number if his means that much to you

onceandthefuture: already have it

onceandthefuture: you called me, remember?

stripeznstarz50: ooh, right

onceandthefuture: besides, you don't want one of these girls getting your number specifically, love

stripeznstarz50: ... right

stripeznstarz50: my bad xD

onceandthefuture: Alfred

stripeznstarz50: man it's weir to hear you say that

onceandthefuture: true but not the point

onceandthefuture: how long did you leave my full name on your site?

stripeznstarz50: I dunno, hour or so

stripeznstarz50: why?

onceandthefuture: because I have fifteen facebook friend requests from girls I don't know

stripeznstarz50: bahahahahahaahahahhaaha

stripeznstarz50: omg that's rich

stripeznstarz50: and it reminds me

stripeznstarz50: *sends own req*

onceandthefuture: should I send these ladies your way then?

stripeznstarz50: NO

stripeznstarz50: god no

stripeznstarz50: screaming teenaged girls are the worst

stripeznstarz50: esp. online

stripeznstarz50: so no

onceandthefuture: *deletes all*

stripeznstarz50: hoooly shit

stripeznstarz50: I did not realize I had such a cool fanbase

onceandthefuture: I dread the answer to this question

onceandthefuture: but what?

stripeznstarz50: be afraid

stripeznstarz50: http://www. facebook. com/ group. php? gid= 583463272

onceandthefuture: oh fuck

onceandthefuture: I need a drink

stripeznstarz50: dude

stripeznstarz50: join it

onceandthefuture: I am not so full of myself as to join my own fanclub

stripeznstarz50: why not?

onceandthefuture: as small, unwarranted, and unnecessary as it is

stripeznstarz50: Gil joined his

onceandthefuture: and you?

stripeznstarz50: I made matt do it for me

stripeznstarz50: I'm not that conceited

onceandthefuture: ...

stripeznstarz50: don't look at me like that!

onceandthefuture: but I can't see you

stripeznstarz50: yeah but I can feel it and it's creepin me out

onceandthefuture: whatever

stripeznstarz50: speaking of seeing

stripeznstarz50: get on webcam now

onceandthefuture: I don't have one

stripeznstarz50: 8O

onceandthefuture: oh shut up

onceandthefuture: you saw my comp

onceandthefuture: I doubt it even has the ability to webcam

onceandthefuture: and airfare drained my funds to buy a new one

stripeznstarz50: ah man

stripeznstarz50: sorry bout that

onceandthefuture: it's fine

onceandthefuture: I'll live

stripeznstarz50: but still I feel bad for you

onceandthefuture: oh psh

stripeznstarz50: but it's my fault!

onceandthefuture: why do I have a bad feeling about this

stripeznstarz50: I'll buy you a new one

onceandthefuture: no.

stripeznstarz50: awww come on man

stripeznstarz50: it'll make me feel better

onceandthefuture: I am no one's charity case

onceandthefuture: much less yours

stripeznstarz50: it's not charity!

onceandthefuture: then what is it?

stripeznstarz50: it's a present?

stripeznstarz50: when's your birthday?

onceandthefuture: end of the month

stripeznstarz50: ha!

stripeznstarz50: perfect!

stripeznstarz50: birthday present it is!

onceandthefuture: I'm not letting you buy me a computer for my birthday

stripeznstarz50: fine then

stripeznstarz50: it'll be bday AND late xmas

onceandthefuture: no!

stripeznstarz50: why not?

stripeznstarz50: I want to

stripeznstarz50: and I can

stripeznstarz50: so what's the problem?

onceandthefuture: it's a *computer*

onceandthefuture: it's not like a silly souvenir or something cheap like that

stripeznstarz50: honey

stripeznstarz50: you do realize that I'm unhealthily rich

onceandthefuture: I will out stubborn you

stripeznstarz50: hahahahaha I seriously doubt it

stripeznstarz50: besides

stripeznstarz50: you can't tell me how to spend my money

onceandthefuture: I can when it concerns me

stripeznstarz50: yes, even when it concerns you

stripeznstarz50: hehehe

onceandthefuture: grrr

onceandthefuture: I will end you

stripeznstarz50: not yet you won't

stripeznstarz50: so what were you thinkin about?

onceandthefuture: why should I tell you

stripeznstarz50: because if you don't then I'll pick it out myself

onceandthefuture: fine

onceandthefuture: http:// www. dell. com/ us/ dfh/ p/ xps-m1330/ pd?cs= 22

stripeznstarz50: aww dell?

stripeznstarz50: really?

onceandthefuture: shut up it's what I'm used to

onceandthefuture: besides you asked

stripeznstarz50: whatever you say

onceandthefuture: watching this group develop is one of the more bizarre experiences in my life

stripeznstarz50: you get used to it

stripeznstarz50: so have you talked to Gil yet?

onceandthefuture: Lord no

onceandthefuture: your technically international call was bad enough for my phone bill

stripeznstarz50: that's a relief ;-)

onceandthefuture: it's just nice to have it

stripeznstarz50: green or blue

onceandthefuture: green

stripeznstarz50: okay cool

onceandthefuture: why?

stripeznstarz50: not telling

onceandthefuture: fuck you

stripeznstarz50: hehehehe

onceandthefuture: I'm going to sleep

stripeznstarz50: hahaha as you wish

stripeznstarz50: night!

onceandthefuture: night love

April 8, 2008

onceandthefuture: fucking rabbits

stripeznstarz50: excuse me?

onceandthefuture: love I am so hammered right now

stripeznstarz50: ooooh

stripeznstarz50: what did the rabbits do this time?

onceandthefuture: fucking bit me

stripeznstarz50: ... how did they manage that?

onceandthefuture: well I was ghungry

onceandthefuture: and stew was justt there

onceandthefuture: thee beer told me it was a good iidea

stripeznstarz50: stew?

onceandthefuture: the rabbit

stripeznstarz50: a wild rabbit?

onceandthefuture: int he alley on the way home from the bar

onceandthefuture: shit

onceandthefuture: stew better not have rabies

stripeznstarz50: how did you catch a wild rabbit

onceandthefuture: ...................

onceandthefuture: i hae no bloodyfuckin tidea

stripeznstarz50: rofl

stripeznstarz50: I can't even

stripeznstarz50: why are you drunk on a tuesday?

onceandthefuture: is there somethin wrong with being drunk on a tues?

stripeznstarz50: I dunno

stripeznstarz50: just seems weird

stripeznstarz50: also weren't you drinking with bridget and her bro last night?

onceandthefuture: love

onceandthefuture: shut up

onceandthefuture: shit the bugger drew bloodd

stripeznstarz50: go wash it with peroxide

onceandthefuture is idle

stripeznstarz50: fyi

stripeznstarz50: I am saving this convo for ever

stripeznstarz50: and showing it to your children

Thursday, April 12, 2008

stripeznstarz50 signed on a mobile device

stripeznstarz50: Yo

onceandthefuture: another party?

stripeznstarz50: You know me so well

onceandthefuture: so are you still the youngest in the room?

stripeznstarz50: Worse

stripeznstarz50: Somehow

stripeznstarz50: In some weird turn of fate

stripeznstarz50: Gil has made friends with gpa vargas

stripeznstarz50: And so he and some spanish guy who might be your antonio are here with the twins

onceandthefuture: this is amusing

stripeznstarz50: Yeah yeah shut up youre not here to die for me

onceandthefuture: we who are about to die salute you

stripeznstarz50: Youre weird

stripeznstarz50: And they found me

stripeznstarz50: Fuck my very existence

onceandthefuture: now that's not very nice

stripeznstarz50: The only bright side is that antonio is distracting vargas 1

stripeznstarz50: Was toni this empty headed when you knew him

onceandthefuture: depends

onceandthefuture: is he acting like a four year old child with amnesia who just ran into a pole?

stripeznstarz50: Pretty much

onceandthefuture: then yes

stripeznstarz50: Ugh

stripeznstarz50: At this rate

stripeznstarz50: Im gonna hafta talk to gil

stripeznstarz50: Just because everyone else is dumb

onceandthefuture: tell him I say hello

stripeznstarz50: What ugh fine

stripeznstarz50: ... Toni just hid under the table

stripeznstarz50: I think gils started conditioning him to that armada story

onceandthefuture: I approve

stripeznstarz50: Gil just called you his fanboy

onceandthefuture: shitshitshitshit

stripeznstarz50: Artie its gil

stripeznstarz50: See i totally knew your name from somewhere!

stripeznstarz50: Youre on my fansi

stripeznstarz50: Stupid loser stole my phone

onceandthefuture: I think

onceandthefuture: I'm going to go die in a hole now

stripeznstarz50: Oh dont sweat it gils too batshit to think youre weird for it

onceandthefuture: youre not making it any better

stripeznstarz50: Hes looking over my shoulder and lau

stripeznstarz50: Dont die on my artie!

stripeznstarz50: I need you for blackm

stripeznstarz50: Lousy motherfucker

onceandthefuture: I hate you both so much right now

stripeznstarz50: But im made of awesome!

stripeznstarz50: You cant hatem

stripeznstarz50: Thanks for the armada thing btw i havent had this much fun since tonis pt turtle died

onceandthefuture: you're welcome?

stripeznstarz50: Im going to stab him with a rake

stripeznstarz50: brb murder time

stripeznstarz50 has signed off

stripeznstarz50 has signed on

stripeznstarz50: ohmygod

stripeznstarz50: I

stripeznstarz50: am

stripeznstarz50: so

stripeznstarz50: orry

stripeznstarz50: *sorry

onceandthefuture: it's all right

onceandthefuture: although I think my pride will never be the same

onceandthefuture: it's not your fault

stripeznstarz50: hahaha it's really no big deal

stripeznstarz50: after you've been screamed at by teeange girls in the grocery store, you get a little numb

stripeznstarz50: gil's just a tool

onceandthefuture: yes

onceandthefuture: well

onceandthefuture: I never intended to let him know about that side of me

stripeznstarz50: youre seriously planning on talking to him still?

onceandthefuture: no!

onceandthefuture: not anymore

onceandthefuture: I seriously don't think my pride could take it

stripeznstarz50: good

stripeznstarz50: because we've talked about this before

stripeznstarz50: you're mine

onceandthefuture: I do have other friends you know

stripeznstarz50: yeah but none like me

onceandthefuture: yes well that's beside the point

onceandthefuture: ... so what did you two end up doing to each other?

stripeznstarz50: ah it didn't get serious

stripeznstarz50: grandpa vargas stepped in before we got to punching

stripeznstarz50: but they did kick us out

onceandthefuture: I'm sure you enjoyed that

stripeznstarz50: by 'kick us out' I mean 'locked us in separate storage closets until the party was over'

onceandthefuture: good lord

onceandthefuture: do you fight with everyone?

stripeznstarz50: ... yeah

onceandthefuture: also that sounds illegal

stripeznstarz50: maybe but I don't feel like going to court over this

stripeznstarz50: at least it was interseting tonight instead of MIND-NUMBINGLY BORING

stripeznstarz50: gah

onceandthefuture: what are you so riled up about?

stripeznstarz50: I dunno I just

stripeznstarz50: I dunno

stripeznstarz50: I'm going to go hit something and then read something gory and violent in bed

stripeznstarz50: I'm sorry again

onceandthefuture: well all right

onceandthefuture: night love

stripeznstarz50: sleep well

hetalia, fanfic

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