Just Read Them
"Don't ask me any questions right now. I'm in grumpy and i'll probobly make fun of you."
"my shoe is off, my foot is cold. i have a bird i like to hold."
"this 'telephone' has too many shortcommings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. the device is inherently of no value to us." -Western Union Internal- memo. from 1876
"jiggle it a little and it'll open."
"it's the same old story. boy finds girl. boy loses girl. girl finds boy. boy forgets girl. boy remembers girl. girl dies in tragic blimp accident over the orange bowl on new years day."
"show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and i'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on."
"can i buy you a drink, or should i just give you the money"
"your chnces of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say 'storms suck!'"
"i don;t have to be carefull, i've got a gun."
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"someday, somebody's going to ask you a question that you should say yes to"
"where there is great love, there are always wishes."
"afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."
"love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. at night, the ice weasles come."
"he made the world to be a grassy road before her wandering feet."
"what is that you express in your eyes? it seems to me more than all the words i have read in my life."
"the cenataurs were invited too. for though wild and lawless, they were nontheless distant relatives."
"if you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot."
"power corrupts. absalute power is kinda neat."
"life isn't fair. it's just fairer than death, that's all."
"some things have to be believed to be seen."
"men occasionally stumble over the truth. but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.'
"on the other hand, you have different fingers."
"i've had a perfectly wonderfull evening, but this wasn't it"
"oh who can tell. save he who's heart hath tried."
"ther is nothing like returning to a place that remainsunchanged to find the ways you yourself have altered."
"my shoe is off, my foot is cold. i have a bird i like to hold."
"this 'telephone' has too many shortcommings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. the device is inherently of no value to us." -Western Union Internal- memo. from 1876
"jiggle it a little and it'll open."
"it's the same old story. boy finds girl. boy loses girl. girl finds boy. boy forgets girl. boy remembers girl. girl dies in tragic blimp accident over the orange bowl on new years day."
"show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and i'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on."
"can i buy you a drink, or should i just give you the money"
"your chnces of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say 'storms suck!'"
"i don;t have to be carefull, i've got a gun."
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"someday, somebody's going to ask you a question that you should say yes to"
"where there is great love, there are always wishes."
"afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."
"love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. at night, the ice weasles come."
"he made the world to be a grassy road before her wandering feet."
"what is that you express in your eyes? it seems to me more than all the words i have read in my life."
"the cenataurs were invited too. for though wild and lawless, they were nontheless distant relatives."
"if you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot."
"power corrupts. absalute power is kinda neat."
"life isn't fair. it's just fairer than death, that's all."
"some things have to be believed to be seen."
"men occasionally stumble over the truth. but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.'
"on the other hand, you have different fingers."
"i've had a perfectly wonderfull evening, but this wasn't it"
"oh who can tell. save he who's heart hath tried."
"ther is nothing like returning to a place that remainsunchanged to find the ways you yourself have altered."