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this is the mild side of the conversations my family has when we all get together...
"hey, timmy, have you ever been with a guy..."
"his sex organ could touch his shoulder!"
"thats male chocolate...chocolate with nuts"
"i know how im gonna leave this world...im gonna be banging an 18 year old girl..."
"i never said anything bout an underaged girl. you said that. i only said that if i was, per say, cheating on my wife it would be with some young hot chick..."
"heres the real thing, what a real piggys snout looks like. *holds up cooked pig snout and starts dancing around with presseed against nose*"
"hey...ma...here ya go...have a piece of pig snout...and we saved this just for you too...the left eyeball...*plops both snout and eyeball down on grandmas plate*" "oh thanks terry. i havent had this in a long time..."
and yes...they really did cook the snouts. sadly they left the eyeballs...so they had to be eatin raw. yummm...*shudders slightly in disgust*
yup...and my uncle paul isnt even here yet. and when you put him and rod and my uncle terry and my dad together with my aunt marianne and susan and my aunt amy, and my mother even joins...i know...shocker right...well when you put them all together it equals 'interesting' conversations.
"hey, timmy, have you ever been with a guy..."
"his sex organ could touch his shoulder!"
"thats male chocolate...chocolate with nuts"
"i know how im gonna leave this world...im gonna be banging an 18 year old girl..."
"i never said anything bout an underaged girl. you said that. i only said that if i was, per say, cheating on my wife it would be with some young hot chick..."
"heres the real thing, what a real piggys snout looks like. *holds up cooked pig snout and starts dancing around with presseed against nose*"
"hey...ma...here ya go...have a piece of pig snout...and we saved this just for you too...the left eyeball...*plops both snout and eyeball down on grandmas plate*" "oh thanks terry. i havent had this in a long time..."
and yes...they really did cook the snouts. sadly they left the eyeballs...so they had to be eatin raw. yummm...*shudders slightly in disgust*
yup...and my uncle paul isnt even here yet. and when you put him and rod and my uncle terry and my dad together with my aunt marianne and susan and my aunt amy, and my mother even joins...i know...shocker right...well when you put them all together it equals 'interesting' conversations.