May 19, 2008 15:40
I've come the the conclusion I'm taking classes at Hogwarts. I'm in a really old building, I eat at a hall that looks like a church on a bench with food that gets served from platters in the middle of the table, people walk around in rodes, there are gryphons plastered all over the place, and everyone talks funny. Unfortunately the only part of Grey's Inn that looks like a castle is the mess hall, because the rest of it burned down at least once.
All I need is a wand and a bunch more staircases. And maybe less alcohol.