Apr 01, 2005 10:14
today is gonna be one of those days.
i went to breakfast with Aubs as usual at 7 15...
some drunk ass guy was stumbling around in the cafeteria...
he first asked aubs if she was on the atkin's diet while she was getting a waffle...
b/c that's not a carbohydrate...
then he approached me and asked where the silverware was
so i told him
or tried to, but he kept interrupting
there's basically silverware everywhere you turn, look for something shiny
then he needed ketchup
comes up to me again
"do they have any condiments"
it's a fucking food establishment, yes
"well you're a very beautiful girl, what are you doing tonight?"
i replied,
"uhh, i'm going out of town."
and this is just odd, he said,
"oh ok, well then you must be a lesbian"
and walked away
that's a great conclusion, don't you think?
thank god he clarified why i've been having these feelings about women lately.
then i had to walk to echerd to get a perscription.
bought it and some eyliner
which i think is the most essential makeup item.
and i was out.
i'm walking back and i walked through some mud
somehow managed to spray that up the back of my legs.
when i got back, my $5 eyeliner had fallen out of the bag somewhere along the way.
figures
and now i'm not sure if i'm going to asheville tonight or not.
my mom can't seem to get all her shit together.
i might just go tomorrow.
i can't wait to see what goodies are in store for the rest of my day.
i have so much on my mind. too much.
i told my sister that i have a livejournal last night when i was drunk.
now i have to find all the bash sister journals
and edit them.
fuck.
i curse a lot. how unattractive.
FUCK FUCK FUCK. shit.