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(I was obviously talking to Elise, who obviously wasn't responding.)
GreenApl Jones: Elisseeee
GreenApl Jones: Brunnneeeeee
GreenApl Jones: Elise Kathleen Brune!
GreenApl Jones: Ho face.
GreenApl Jones: I challange you to a duel. Of epic proportions.
GreenApl Jones: I intend for us to have a 200 sq foot battle feild.
GreenApl Jones: We'll each get 8,000 tubes of wrapping paper.
GreenApl Jones: With no wrapping paper.
GreenApl Jones: So just the cardboard tube things.
GreenApl Jones: And goggles.
GreenApl Jones: And silly hats.
GreenApl Jones: and then a refferee of some sort will ring a bell.
GreenApl Jones: and then...
GreenApl Jones: I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS FASTER THAN AN ILLEGAL MEXICAN WITH A COLOR TV CAN RUN.
GreenApl Jones: You wanna mess, punk?
GreenApl Jones: I'll give you a mess.
GreenApl Jones: YOUR BLOOD ALL OVER THIS FLOOR.
GreenApl Jones: And jelly.
GreenApl Jones: Because everyone knows that when jelly's involved, you're just asking for mess...