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From The Onion: Obama To Make Reassuring Eye Contact With Every Last American
I would like to publicly state that this article is factually incorrect, specifically where it claims: Obama said during a rally at Rockland District High School. "To those Americans, I offer you this inspiring, confident gaze." Obama then stepped down from his podium, walked into the 2,000-person audience...
I spent hundred of hours in that accursed room between 1990 and 1994, listening to Vice Principals review the No Smoking policy, dozing off in study hall, honking away in Concert Band, and once listening to a Christian glam rock band that wished it was Stryper sing about Jesus (there's your church and state argument in midcoast Maine...). Let me tell you: that auditorium does not seat more than 600 people, and there is no balcony, as the article also claims. Shoddy, shoddy journalism. So terrible, it almost seems satirical. But kinda funny to see Rockland Maine make The Onion...
I would like to publicly state that this article is factually incorrect, specifically where it claims: Obama said during a rally at Rockland District High School. "To those Americans, I offer you this inspiring, confident gaze." Obama then stepped down from his podium, walked into the 2,000-person audience...
I spent hundred of hours in that accursed room between 1990 and 1994, listening to Vice Principals review the No Smoking policy, dozing off in study hall, honking away in Concert Band, and once listening to a Christian glam rock band that wished it was Stryper sing about Jesus (there's your church and state argument in midcoast Maine...). Let me tell you: that auditorium does not seat more than 600 people, and there is no balcony, as the article also claims. Shoddy, shoddy journalism. So terrible, it almost seems satirical. But kinda funny to see Rockland Maine make The Onion...