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[hot_hairy_beast]

Am I forgetting something important?
I feel like I am...
Hmm...
Anyway.
Thanks a fucking lot Jess
"I have to do laundry"
BULLSHIT
If you don't want to hang out just say so
We all know you're just doing your tricks you slut.
Nobody wants your snatch!
Cumberland farms sells packaged Vagina nicer than yours.
LOLOLOL
And Andy Jordan.
I refuse to be No.3 in your eyes.
I will stalk you every dya until I'm number 1.
I'm #1 damn it!
So yeah... I need to pick which gay bar I go to first UC or Pulse.
I heard Pulse is better so I'll go to UC first.
This way Pulse is less dissapointing.
Ash, KT, Zac... when we go to Pulse (Oh and Brandon too if you want to Join the party)
Our first mission is to find a hot guy drunk enough for me.
I invited Shawn and John too, because Shawn hasn't been yet and I figure he should check it out.
But he's tired in his old age so he may not be up for it.
LOL
But he hasn't gotten out a lot lately so this could be fun for him.
BLAH
I have to go perform like a trained monkey for Rachael's guest.
L8R
Byezerz
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