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Hey, I'm Amber, I'm 19 and I live in CT.
me and some dumb hoe (ashley)
me and kait at a rowdy st. patty's day celebration
my amazing drama story is about that dumb hoe pictured above, ashley. it's about... my computer and our ex boyfriend. sounds lame right? it's not. it's long and complicated, but so juicy.
it's december 2005. i met this girl ashley at school. she was rooming with my best friend, stacey. ashley tells me that her on-off boyfriend joe is part of the geek squad. she knows my computer is running like shit and i can't log on to the school's internet so she offers to have joe fix it. i've met joe a few times, and he's always flirted with me, so i trusted him to take care of my computer. ashley took my computer home with her to massachusetts over christmas break. over the break ashley and joe broke up, but ashley assured me that joe would still fix my computer and she would return it to me.
christmas break ends and we all go back to school. well, maybe not all. ashley never came back. she didnt even clean out her fucking room! she left her clothes, tv, starbucks cappuccino machine (that shit is expensive), everything! i talked to her and she said she was dropping out (which she should have already done since the semester started) but she'd be back for her stuff and would return my computer.
joe begins calling and IMing me. i thought he was fucking perfect. in february joe and i start "dating". i saw him once while we were "together" and i broke up with him after two weeks. he lied. a lot. i told ashley that i had dated joe the next time we talked and she flipped out. she started calling me and leaving message telling me to kill myself, and telling everyone about how i betrayed her and making up tons of shit about me. when i talked to her in january she hated him! why the fuck was she suddenly so possessive?!?! honestly, we weren't close friends, we only knew each other because of stacey. anyway, the bitch threatens me and then to get back at me she has sex with joe again. hahaha, those dumb fucks are perfect for each other! joe used me to get ashley's attention! and it worked, except he couldn't keep her, boo hoo.
well, i enlisted the help of ashley's r.a. which failed miserably, but she let me have any of ashley's things that i wanted, including that amazing cappuccino machine. fast forward to july. joe and i have made peace and we're no longer fighting with eachother. we're fighting with ashley. joe has so many computers in his house that he was never able to get around to fixing mine. fine, i just want it back. ashley says she won't bring it to me becasue i fucked her over. dramatic much? i don't drive, therefore i can't get it, and really, it's her responsibility. she made the promise of bringing it back so i want that bitch to bring my computer back. joe wont accept any of ashley pathetic apologies for creating all of this drama and harassing me. in the end, joe chose our friendship over ashley. weird. well, i've gotten every excuse under the sun from this dumb broad. her foot was broken, she sold her car, she couldn't get out of work, her parents were away and she just had to throw a week long party, she was moving into a new appt, and my favorite, she hates driving. stupid slut used to drive to and from umass to visit joe at least once a week, and now she can't drive to ct? i don't think so.
i wrote her a formal letter and started compiling evidence against her concerning the theft of my computer (which it would be considered since it was promised to be returned and never was), and the harassment i received from her. in this letter i let her know that i would be pressing charges and suing her for damages. =] she's bringing my computer to me on monday.
little miss ashley always gets her way and answers to no one. she's fucking pissed because i've forced her to do something she didn't want to do. victory is so so sweet.
i don't know if this is the kind of story you wanted, but that's my favorite story. i know it's not about hot dyke drama, but those stories will come later. and trust me, i have some good ones. ♥