The Boomer Bible: A testament for our times
Here's chapter 6 of the Fifth Book of Apes, Called LIES
And so it came to pass that
Noah begat a son,
2 Who begat a son,
3 And so forth,
4 And so on,
5 Until there were a lot of peo-
ple again,
6 Which convinced God that it
was time to destroy some more
things,
7 Such as Sodom and Gomor-
rah,
8 which wasn't really God's
fault,
9 Because he warned everybody
not to try dating his Angels,
10 Which they went ahead and
tried anyway,
11 Resulting in lots of fire and
brimstone from you know who,
12 Which didn't kill Lot,
13 Because Lot didn't try to
date any angels,
14 Although it did kill Lot's
wife,
15 Who didn't try to date any
Angel's either,
16 But she was a woman,
17 And God thought he'd like
her better if she was something
else instead,
18 Maybe something quieter,
19 And so he turned her into a
pillar of salt,
20 Which stopped her from talking,
21 Completely.
22 Nor was this all they believed.
The continuation ( which actually is CHAPTER 7) can be found here Just click on LIES.
And so it came to pass that
Noah begat a son,
2 Who begat a son,
3 And so forth,
4 And so on,
5 Until there were a lot of peo-
ple again,
6 Which convinced God that it
was time to destroy some more
things,
7 Such as Sodom and Gomor-
rah,
8 which wasn't really God's
fault,
9 Because he warned everybody
not to try dating his Angels,
10 Which they went ahead and
tried anyway,
11 Resulting in lots of fire and
brimstone from you know who,
12 Which didn't kill Lot,
13 Because Lot didn't try to
date any angels,
14 Although it did kill Lot's
wife,
15 Who didn't try to date any
Angel's either,
16 But she was a woman,
17 And God thought he'd like
her better if she was something
else instead,
18 Maybe something quieter,
19 And so he turned her into a
pillar of salt,
20 Which stopped her from talking,
21 Completely.
22 Nor was this all they believed.
The continuation ( which actually is CHAPTER 7) can be found here Just click on LIES.