You said this would be nimble and painless, I am sorry that's not what I have found
It's been a while, sluts.
Home on spring break, which means I'll be accomplishing absolutely nothing. Three cheers for productivity. I'll probably do some reviews, and play Max Payne 2, which I bought for $12 because I'm fucking awesome. I also have the house to myself, which is even more awesome than the aforementioned items.
Ellie is the worst person ever, because she didn't go to Bonomos with me. Granted, I got to go anyhow, but she's the worst person ever on principle.
Now heres a few groups of people I hate:
People with Nextel walkie/talkie phones. Why? Why must you plague my earspace with that inscessant beeping bullshit? And I garuantee that nobody wants to hear your conversations halfway across fucking campus, seriously. Just use a normal cell phone like the rest of us. And don't tell me, "It's so much cheaper like this." Bullshit. If that's the case, you won't be driving back home in that BMW I saw you get out of, but you'll instead be taking the bus, because obviously you can't afford a $40 cell phone bill.
People that preach to me about drinking. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. Next person that does it had better be wearing a metal chest plate, because I'm going to stab them in the heart. With a trident. I have several very good friends who are straight edge, yet none of them have ever once, tried to tell me not to drink. Because they've made their choices, I've made mine, and we respect each others. I have all the respect in the world for people who chose that lifestyle, but absolutely none for those people who try to preach about the reasons why I shouldn't be drinking. On New Years, when I blacked out and almost had the ambulance called on me, my friends back home that are straight edge never felt the need to say, "see, wouldn't have happened if you didn't drink." No, they were concerned about nothing other than making sure I was okay. So next time anybody who's reading this is contemplating telling me about why drinking is wrong, just know I have a trident with your name on it. Assholes.
Last on my shit list, are people who steal the lemonade from my fridge at school. I will find you, and kill you. That is all.
Nigga please!
Home on spring break, which means I'll be accomplishing absolutely nothing. Three cheers for productivity. I'll probably do some reviews, and play Max Payne 2, which I bought for $12 because I'm fucking awesome. I also have the house to myself, which is even more awesome than the aforementioned items.
Ellie is the worst person ever, because she didn't go to Bonomos with me. Granted, I got to go anyhow, but she's the worst person ever on principle.
Now heres a few groups of people I hate:
People with Nextel walkie/talkie phones. Why? Why must you plague my earspace with that inscessant beeping bullshit? And I garuantee that nobody wants to hear your conversations halfway across fucking campus, seriously. Just use a normal cell phone like the rest of us. And don't tell me, "It's so much cheaper like this." Bullshit. If that's the case, you won't be driving back home in that BMW I saw you get out of, but you'll instead be taking the bus, because obviously you can't afford a $40 cell phone bill.
People that preach to me about drinking. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. Next person that does it had better be wearing a metal chest plate, because I'm going to stab them in the heart. With a trident. I have several very good friends who are straight edge, yet none of them have ever once, tried to tell me not to drink. Because they've made their choices, I've made mine, and we respect each others. I have all the respect in the world for people who chose that lifestyle, but absolutely none for those people who try to preach about the reasons why I shouldn't be drinking. On New Years, when I blacked out and almost had the ambulance called on me, my friends back home that are straight edge never felt the need to say, "see, wouldn't have happened if you didn't drink." No, they were concerned about nothing other than making sure I was okay. So next time anybody who's reading this is contemplating telling me about why drinking is wrong, just know I have a trident with your name on it. Assholes.
Last on my shit list, are people who steal the lemonade from my fridge at school. I will find you, and kill you. That is all.
Nigga please!