If you are still in need of craziness, go for 1=2, with the concept of "you want me to WHAT?!" I have yet to get that one and the crazier the what, the better. Willing to try for short ficage in return. (As I tend to end up with long fics even when I shoot for short. ^_~)
“You are not serious,” Wufei insisted incrediously.
“Why wouldn't I be?” Relena asked sweetly. She batted blue eyes at him, and though she knew he'd never admit it, there would be a twitch, there, in the corner of his eye as the move effected him.
Only not the way she wanted.
“Didn't they ban that on the last flight?” he tried.
“That's why we are going by train,” she replied happily.
“I refuse to sit next to you wearing /that/,” he growled.
“You'd refuse your sweet princess safe passage?” she cooed.
“I didn't say I wouldn't protect you. I said I would not sit with you,” he snapped.
“Don't get so incensed. It's only a hat,” Relena huffed with a roll of her eyes.
“That is far from only a hat,” he intoned reaching out to pluck it from her head. The feathers bounced and fluffed with the movement. “It is a peacock perched on your head.”
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Okay it is now 2am here, so I am going to crawl off to bed for the night. We so need to do this again; it was so fun!!!! *abuses the exclaimation point*
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"...You want me to WHAT?!"
"It's the most logical way to do it, Duo."
"But... I don't want to just stick it in so suddenly..."
"It's not like I'm not prepared or anything."
"...Heero, no one can ever be prepared for something so sudden."
"...We'll see. Now hurry up. I can't hold this position forever."
"What if it burns?"
"I think I can handle a little burning."
"...Okay, if you say so..."
"..."
"...How's that feel?"
"..."
"Heero?"
"...It's... alright."
"God, you're so tense. Relax, will ya? You'll break it off inside you."
"..."
"Almost done... Geeze, this was your idea, you know."
"...I... ...know."
"Okay, I've injected all of it into you."
"So pull it out already ( ... )
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Like I told you, favorite line:
"God, you're so tense. Relax, will ya? You'll break it off inside you."
*laughs like an idiot* WIN!! ^_^
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"It's a lot harder to do to myself."
"So ask Trowa to do it. I'm sure with his experience with the animals, he'd be good at it."
"What? You wouldn't mind if I took my pants off for him?"
BWAHA I'M EVIL.
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“Inside,” Heero replied.
“Not gonna happen.”
“It will.”
“It's not gonna fit. That'd be like fitting a station wagon inside a turtle shell!”
“Relax. I'll take care of everything,” Heero countered.
“Relax you say. Take care of everything. I don't care if you use an entire tube of lube, that isn't going to fit,” Duo huffed.
“It's not the first time I've done this,” Heero insisted.
Duo looked at him with doubt written all over his face.
“What? I got the table in here through that door. It's going to go back through.”
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that turtle got me for a bit.
Prompt. 1=2 "it's too small"
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"It's too small!"
"...What?"
"Come on, Heero. Ever thrown a tic-tac down a hallway?"
"..."
"Ever fed a hot dog to a whale?"
"Duo?"
"Yeah?"
"...Ever think things are just too big on your end of things?"
"It's not like I've used it very much."
"It doesn't take much."
"No, I'm sure the one you have is just too small."
"Let me see it."
"..."
"Just like I thought - you stripped the bolt."
"Damn."
Bwaha, innuendo FTW.
PROMPT: 3=4, "It HURTS," sock drawer <3
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“Why wouldn't I be?” Relena asked sweetly. She batted blue eyes at him, and though she knew he'd never admit it, there would be a twitch, there, in the corner of his eye as the move effected him.
Only not the way she wanted.
“Didn't they ban that on the last flight?” he tried.
“That's why we are going by train,” she replied happily.
“I refuse to sit next to you wearing /that/,” he growled.
“You'd refuse your sweet princess safe passage?” she cooed.
“I didn't say I wouldn't protect you. I said I would not sit with you,” he snapped.
“Don't get so incensed. It's only a hat,” Relena huffed with a roll of her eyes.
“That is far from only a hat,” he intoned reaching out to pluck it from her head. The feathers bounced and fluffed with the movement. “It is a peacock perched on your head.”
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Okay it is now 2am here, so I am going to crawl off to bed for the night. We so need to do this again; it was so fun!!!! *abuses the exclaimation point*
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*luvs the 5+R*
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Fingers ran shakily through sweat plastered bangs, and his breath was ragged once he finally lay back.
“H-holy shit. That was fucking awesome.”
His partner was nearly wheezing, but he cracked a grin as he flopped his head to the side to look at him.
“Alive still? The way you screamed near the end, I thought maybe I lost you to it.”
Now violet eyes shone with challenge. “I can do you one better, fly boy. You ready to ride?”
Heero wiped the water and sweat from his face as he poked Duo and smirked. “Living for it.”
Duo snorted and rose, smirking to himself, pulling Heero along. He’d saved the Kingda Ka for last for a reason.
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PROMPT ME!
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Quatre, Trowa and Heero, the phrase, "Hell yeah, I'll do it again" centering around a Webkins Manatee.
Have at thee!
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