Ahaha... ah ok, you confused me there... Well, dude, I'd happily challenge you but A) don't know what constitutes a crack!fic drabble (and I can get pretty damn cracktastic) B) I've never written a drabble EVAH and ohgodIdon'tthinkishouldbeallowedtoeverwriteanything and c) it'll would be a good hour before I could actually sit down to do it with ya (is at work but not working >.>)
But if no one else want to play, you can hit me up as a last resort if you're desperate. *slinks away*
Drabble = 100 words, but not many people follow that, so... just really short fic. XD
ANYONE can write drabble crack!fic. That's what makes it win.
The MORE crack, the better. That's the general rule. <3
Think up a TERRIBLY CRACKY prompt. Then ambush me with it. XD Since it's a turn thing, you totally could just prompt me now and I could create crack between work and not-work. XD
ANYONE can write drabble crack!fic. That's what makes it win.
*snort* Ok, but we'll see what you think of that statement after I have a go.
Anyway, prompt prompt prompt... I'll start off small for now.
1=2 in the Tunnel of Love with a golf club & "You can't use peanut butter for THAT!"
Btw, is there anything I should know in regards to this crack!fic prompting? Like... any pairings you won't do or things you're squeamish about? because I just want to say- I have none.
Other than only pairing Heero with Duo and vice versa, I'm okay with crack pairings. XD I prefer 3=4, but I can write other pairings. XD The one tiny Heero/Quatre fic I was prompted for once was the hardest thing ever to write. XD
Squick? Other than extremes, like non-con or whatever, I'm good.
Prompt = win, BTW. Right after Sel's, I'm all over this.
Peanut Butter StickThe swan-shaped boat bobbed up and down in the water, keeping its distance from those who were in front and behind, offering a semblance of privacy. Generally, couples would make out and cuddle, enjoying their ride through the crystal blue waters
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kelkatan:Bwwwaaaaaaaahahahahahaha! Wth? *giggle* I STILL don't understand what the hell Duo was trying to get Heero to do in the swan with the peanut butter... and I'm not sure I want to know! LOL
Duo is all kinds of nutball and poor Heero! *giggle*
Re: there goes my drabble virginity D:hostilecrayonApril 25 2010, 04:43:10 UTC
The Misconceptions of Furry Beasts and AdvertisementsIt was dark, and in these woods, it wasn't safe to move during nightfall. He lit a small fire to keep the animals at bay and went about heating his dinner without taking it out of its can
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AUGH!
BUT BUT I WANT CRACK!FIC NAO.
OH THE HUMANITY.
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...You want to drabble? Prompt me!
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But if no one else want to play, you can hit me up as a last resort if you're desperate. *slinks away*
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ANYONE can write drabble crack!fic. That's what makes it win.
The MORE crack, the better. That's the general rule. <3
Think up a TERRIBLY CRACKY prompt. Then ambush me with it. XD Since it's a turn thing, you totally could just prompt me now and I could create crack between work and not-work. XD
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*snort* Ok, but we'll see what you think of that statement after I have a go.
Anyway, prompt prompt prompt... I'll start off small for now.
1=2 in the Tunnel of Love with a golf club & "You can't use peanut butter for THAT!"
Btw, is there anything I should know in regards to this crack!fic prompting? Like... any pairings you won't do or things you're squeamish about? because I just want to say- I have none.
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Squick? Other than extremes, like non-con or whatever, I'm good.
Prompt = win, BTW. Right after Sel's, I'm all over this.
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kelkatan:Bwwwaaaaaaaahahahahahaha! Wth? *giggle*
I STILL don't understand what the hell Duo was trying to get Heero to do in the swan with the peanut butter... and I'm not sure I want to know! LOL
Duo is all kinds of nutball and poor Heero! *giggle*
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Bwaha. Crack!fic drabbles FTW!
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Cotton Candy Conundrum
"Ow, OW! DON'T TUG IT! STOP PULLING!"
"OW! Well, don't hit me! How else am I suppose to get it out?"
"I don't know. Why the hell did you put cotton candy... there!?"
"You wanted to try something different and you weren't complaining about it earlier."
"Gee, Trowa... I was kind of distracted at the time. Oh gross, it's all hard and sticky!"
"It's just flavored sugar. It'll wash out with warm water-"
"EXCEPT you don't have a hot water tank in your trailer."
"... I've got a stove and a kettle. I can boil-"
"If you're suggesting that I pour boiling water... there, I swear I'm-"
"I'M NOT! I just meant to say that it's easy enough to heat up some water."
"...Ok. Now, can we please continue this conversation somewhere more private?"
"There's no one else here, Quatre."
"Your lions are here and they're creeping me out."
"They're lions"They're staring at us ( ... )
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You are a drabble natural!
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And your prompt should be up for an Academy Award *nods*
The Blueberry Pie Incident (coming to a theatre near you)
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and OH- I've got TONS of prompts. I could prompt forever, I'm not even kidding.
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