"Of course not, Wufei. Deathscythe Jr. is an awesome name. I mean, LOOK AT HIM!"
"Maxwell... that thing has claws and teeth bigger than your head!"
"Like I said, it's an awesome name. Isn't it Deathscythe Jr? Yes, it is! Oh, you like it too! Whoosa good boy? Whoosa good boy? You are! Yes, you are!"
"Oh... god, Maxwell. Please, tell me you're not making baby babble at a Velociraptor."
"Don't insult Junior, Chang. He's a Utahraptor, Velociraptor's are like 2 feet tall little chickens."
"Chickens that can still rip you to shreds."
"You would know all about chickens, Barton."
"Of course. I saw one earlier running and screaming from a Triceratops"
"Pentaceratops, Trowa. FIVE horns, not three. Seriously, she's right here, you can count them. And I only ran because she was mock charging. I have no interest in being turned into a pancake with a braid, thanks."
"Bawk Bawk Ba-GAWK"
"Will you two knock it off! Yeesh. Where did you learn so much about dinosaurs, Duo?"
"I do go to museums and read, Quatre. And I've always been fascinated by these guys, they're so cool."
"I read too, Duo. But all I know of Dinosaurs is based on a pre-colony movie trilogy that was hardly educational."
"Not to mention the lame special effects. But you can only learn so much, you know. I had no clue how to tame these guys. Thankfully, Trowa here still has that creepy ability to get animals to do anything or we'd be walking to the next portal."
"Hm, Dinosaurs are like any other creature. Keep them fed, show no fear and avoid the mouth, claws and horns and they'll accept a lot from you."
"Even letting us ride them, heh. Although, Wufei might be having trouble with the fear aspect of this scenario."
"Shut it, Maxwell. I'm NOT afraid!"
"If you say so, buddy. Anyway, have we all decided on our rides yet? Because daylight's wasting and I'd like to get home as soon as possible."
"I still can't believe we're doing this... Am I the only one who's unnerved by this whole thing?"
"If life throws you lemonades, Wufei..."
"We've been thrown back in time, Maxwell! We're surrounded by DINOSAURS!"
"Well then, if life throws you Dinosaurs, you ride them."
"I'm not even going to bother anymore. You've all gone insane."
"Just relax and go with the flow, Wufei. Chances are, you'll be the only one to survive this whole ordeal."
"Hey!"
"No offense, Quatre. But you know it's true. Anyway, rides? anyone?"
"Quatre will ride with me."
"A bit cramp there, isn't it?"
"That's the point. We don't mind."
"Oh, gross. Promise me you two will stay behind me, I don't want to have to watch you two during this parade of shame."
"I'm going to agree with Maxwell on this one. Perhaps you two should bring up the rear."
"Sounds fine with us."
"You going to be ok Wufei? I'm sure you can hitch a ride with Trowa and Quatre on theirs if you're too afraid to ri-"
"I'M FINE! I'll ride the... Trice- I mean, Pentaceratops."
"Ok, ok... but there isn't any shame i-"
"Just shut it, Maxwell."
"Fine! Bite my head off, jeez... So, uh- Heero... are you going to be ok, flying that thing?"
"Hn, I'll be fine, Duo."
"Do you even know how to fly that thing?"
"It's like riding a bike."
"... you've ridden a bike before?"
"No, but I could if I wanted to."
"... I think there's a difference between riding a bicycle and flying a prehistoric bird, Heero."
"Not much. I'll be fine."
"If you say so. Well, let's saddle up and ride then! HI HO DEATHSCYTHE JR. AWAY!"
"Figures Maxwell would get so much enjoyment out of riding a giant killer bird."
"We've all ridden worst things, Wufei."
"Yeah, but there was never a chance that our Gundams would eat us."
"...Does anyone know if Pentaceratops are herbivores?"
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Thank you internet for being completely useless about Dinosaur information and giving me nothing but lame dinosaur jokes.
What do you call a sleeping Dinosaur? A Dino-SNORE! DOHOOHOOHOO!!!
GAWD.
Oh hey! Prompt time!
Wufei Chang VS. Quatre Winner for the Ultimate Master Ukulele Player title!
*Gasp* What's this!? Duo Maxwell power slides into the competition!
Hahaha! You can blame imbrii for that gem of a prompt. When I told her I was having a crack!fic drabble war, she insisted I have a dinosaurs prompt. XD
Office parties at the Preventors were always an odd occasion, but no department could even attempt to match the antics that came from the Agent's department every year. Nor did they want to.
This year was no exception, and as the party reached full swing, Ukuleles were brought out of a closet and the Ultimate Master Ukulele Player contest - proposed jokingly at the end of last year's Ultimate Extreme Kool-Aid Guzzler competition - began with flair.
Woods pulled out a chair to stand on and began making the announcements for the ridiculous completion that was underway. "First up, Wufei Chang VS. Quatre Winner! There's a decidedly Hawaiian theme going here..."
"Damn you, Quatre," Wufei mutters between intent strumming, "You're already a musician. That's practically cheating..."
Quatre smirked, opening his mouth to retort, when-
"OH! Look at that, folks. There's Duo Maxwell, showing us all that the Ukulele CAN be a rock instrument as he power slides across the room!"
Trowa and Heero look on in grand amusement, until, in a fit of party madness, Une appears and declares no paperwork for a month to the winner!
Suddenly, the contest floor fills with Agents, Trowa and Heero sidling in with the other pilots, everyone strumming with a vengeance!
Slowly, Une picks them off, including the self-proclaimed announcer.
"And so, down to five now - the mysterious Gundam pilots... ohhhh, down goes Chang, doomed to his paperwork. And there goes the man who can bend steel bars, Heero Yuy - he may be able to bend steel but he apparently can't hack a tune! Ohohoho... AHHHH! Kidding Yuy, kidding." He clears his throat as Une eyes the remaining three.
She points ominously at Duo, and he groans theatrically.
"Just the two of them now! Winner has the advantage here, being a violinist, but the flutist is giving him a run for his money!"
Une smirks, and raises a rigid pointer finger...
"OH! And it's Barton for the win! And the crowd goes wild!"
Most people just groaned.
When asked later, Une would say she chose the best player for the win. And yet... the small smile on her lips says differently.
The financial reports from Quatre were essential, and she could deal with a month of Duo's whining over picking up the extra written work.
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BLAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Now, who owes me a McGiggles drabble?!?! YOU. THAT'S WHO.
Today, on Judge Chang:
When EEEEEVIL Mr. Yuy tries to scare his tenant away, the tenacious Mr. Maxwell has his OWN ideas about how to get Mr. Yuy to like him. Much to the rest of the neighborhood's dismay.
In the case of Neighbors VS. Yuy-Maxwell, who will the judge favor?
"You have got to be joking."
"Of course not, Wufei. Deathscythe Jr. is an awesome name. I mean, LOOK AT HIM!"
"Maxwell... that thing has claws and teeth bigger than your head!"
"Like I said, it's an awesome name. Isn't it Deathscythe Jr? Yes, it is! Oh, you like it too! Whoosa good boy? Whoosa good boy? You are! Yes, you are!"
"Oh... god, Maxwell. Please, tell me you're not making baby babble at a Velociraptor."
"Don't insult Junior, Chang. He's a Utahraptor, Velociraptor's are like 2 feet tall little chickens."
"Chickens that can still rip you to shreds."
"You would know all about chickens, Barton."
"Of course. I saw one earlier running and screaming from a Triceratops"
"Pentaceratops, Trowa. FIVE horns, not three. Seriously, she's right here, you can count them. And I only ran because she was mock charging. I have no interest in being turned into a pancake with a braid, thanks."
"Bawk Bawk Ba-GAWK"
"Will you two knock it off! Yeesh. Where did you learn so much about dinosaurs, Duo?"
"I do go to museums and read, Quatre. And I've always been fascinated by these guys, they're so cool."
"I read too, Duo. But all I know of Dinosaurs is based on a pre-colony movie trilogy that was hardly educational."
"Not to mention the lame special effects. But you can only learn so much, you know. I had no clue how to tame these guys. Thankfully, Trowa here still has that creepy ability to get animals to do anything or we'd be walking to the next portal."
"Hm, Dinosaurs are like any other creature. Keep them fed, show no fear and avoid the mouth, claws and horns and they'll accept a lot from you."
"Even letting us ride them, heh. Although, Wufei might be having trouble with the fear aspect of this scenario."
"Shut it, Maxwell. I'm NOT afraid!"
"If you say so, buddy. Anyway, have we all decided on our rides yet? Because daylight's wasting and I'd like to get home as soon as possible."
"I still can't believe we're doing this... Am I the only one who's unnerved by this whole thing?"
"If life throws you lemonades, Wufei..."
"We've been thrown back in time, Maxwell! We're surrounded by DINOSAURS!"
"Well then, if life throws you Dinosaurs, you ride them."
"I'm not even going to bother anymore. You've all gone insane."
"Just relax and go with the flow, Wufei. Chances are, you'll be the only one to survive this whole ordeal."
"Hey!"
"No offense, Quatre. But you know it's true. Anyway, rides? anyone?"
"Quatre will ride with me."
"A bit cramp there, isn't it?"
"That's the point. We don't mind."
"Oh, gross. Promise me you two will stay behind me, I don't want to have to watch you two during this parade of shame."
"I'm going to agree with Maxwell on this one. Perhaps you two should bring up the rear."
"Sounds fine with us."
"You going to be ok Wufei? I'm sure you can hitch a ride with Trowa and Quatre on theirs if you're too afraid to ri-"
"I'M FINE! I'll ride the... Trice- I mean, Pentaceratops."
"Ok, ok... but there isn't any shame i-"
"Just shut it, Maxwell."
"Fine! Bite my head off, jeez... So, uh- Heero... are you going to be ok, flying that thing?"
"Hn, I'll be fine, Duo."
"Do you even know how to fly that thing?"
"It's like riding a bike."
"... you've ridden a bike before?"
"No, but I could if I wanted to."
"... I think there's a difference between riding a bicycle and flying a prehistoric bird, Heero."
"Not much. I'll be fine."
"If you say so. Well, let's saddle up and ride then! HI HO DEATHSCYTHE JR. AWAY!"
"Figures Maxwell would get so much enjoyment out of riding a giant killer bird."
"We've all ridden worst things, Wufei."
"Yeah, but there was never a chance that our Gundams would eat us."
"...Does anyone know if Pentaceratops are herbivores?"
=======================
Thank you internet for being completely useless about Dinosaur information and giving me nothing but lame dinosaur jokes.
What do you call a sleeping Dinosaur? A Dino-SNORE! DOHOOHOOHOO!!!
GAWD.
Oh hey! Prompt time!
Wufei Chang VS. Quatre Winner for the Ultimate Master Ukulele Player title!
*Gasp* What's this!? Duo Maxwell power slides into the competition!
Trowa and Heero are innocent bystanders until...
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You has sleep time nao? Or are you free to play?
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Office parties at the Preventors were always an odd occasion, but no department could even attempt to match the antics that came from the Agent's department every year. Nor did they want to.
This year was no exception, and as the party reached full swing, Ukuleles were brought out of a closet and the Ultimate Master Ukulele Player contest - proposed jokingly at the end of last year's Ultimate Extreme Kool-Aid Guzzler competition - began with flair.
Woods pulled out a chair to stand on and began making the announcements for the ridiculous completion that was underway. "First up, Wufei Chang VS. Quatre Winner! There's a decidedly Hawaiian theme going here..."
"Damn you, Quatre," Wufei mutters between intent strumming, "You're already a musician. That's practically cheating..."
Quatre smirked, opening his mouth to retort, when-
"OH! Look at that, folks. There's Duo Maxwell, showing us all that the Ukulele CAN be a rock instrument as he power slides across the room!"
Trowa and Heero look on in grand amusement, until, in a fit of party madness, Une appears and declares no paperwork for a month to the winner!
Suddenly, the contest floor fills with Agents, Trowa and Heero sidling in with the other pilots, everyone strumming with a vengeance!
Slowly, Une picks them off, including the self-proclaimed announcer.
"And so, down to five now - the mysterious Gundam pilots... ohhhh, down goes Chang, doomed to his paperwork. And there goes the man who can bend steel bars, Heero Yuy - he may be able to bend steel but he apparently can't hack a tune! Ohohoho... AHHHH! Kidding Yuy, kidding." He clears his throat as Une eyes the remaining three.
She points ominously at Duo, and he groans theatrically.
"Just the two of them now! Winner has the advantage here, being a violinist, but the flutist is giving him a run for his money!"
Une smirks, and raises a rigid pointer finger...
"OH! And it's Barton for the win! And the crowd goes wild!"
Most people just groaned.
When asked later, Une would say she chose the best player for the win. And yet... the small smile on her lips says differently.
The financial reports from Quatre were essential, and she could deal with a month of Duo's whining over picking up the extra written work.
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BLAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Now, who owes me a McGiggles drabble?!?! YOU. THAT'S WHO.
Today, on Judge Chang:
When EEEEEVIL Mr. Yuy tries to scare his tenant away, the tenacious Mr. Maxwell has his OWN ideas about how to get Mr. Yuy to like him. Much to the rest of the neighborhood's dismay.
In the case of Neighbors VS. Yuy-Maxwell, who will the judge favor?
*Clip from trial rolls* "ARE THOSE PICTURES?!"
Stay tuned for this unusual case!
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