Re: there goes my drabble virginity D:java_mintApril 25 2010, 21:23:57 UTC
And So Enters Mime Master Maxwell
It was the call from Quatre that tipped him off.
The signs were clear, now that he took the time to really think about it. How could he have overlooked something so obvious?
Of course, Trowa Barton was none other than the infamous Super Clown McGiggles Honkey-shoes. He was the master of espionage, a pro at wearing any disguise he so chose, a natural chameleon. And a clown mask was what he chose to wear now. A mask he wore like a second skin.
A mistake on Trowa's part. One that he, himself, was going to rectify.
He double checked his make-up in the mirror, straightened out his black and white striped sleeves and secured the little black beret more firmly on the top of his head.
A small part of him felt a little bit guilty for the fib he told Quatre after his quick reconnaissance of Bartons home earlier in the week. He kept the information he discovered to himself, telling the love-struck blond that he was probably just imagining things. Whether or not the guy would believe him was unimportant. The only important thing now was the score he had to settle with McGiggles. Man to Man-
Mime to Clown.
There wasn't room in this world for both an International Super Mime AND an International Super Clown.
Duo zipped up his imaginary bag and hoisted it onto his shoulder, sagging a bit under the non-existent weight. He smiled, waved to himself in the mirror and exited an invisible door.
The clown was going to regret stealing his thunder.
The clown was going down.
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*le gasp* Oh noes! What shall become of McGiggles!? D:
Re: there goes my drabble virginity D:hostilecrayonApril 25 2010, 22:09:47 UTC
The Dreaded Spandexter
And so it was that the Infamous Master Mime found himself defending against whip cream pies and the terrible hand buzzer, when all of the sudden, the dreaded Heero 'Spandexter' Yuy appeared.
There was a silent gasp from the Master Mime, and with a squeak of his bright red horn, McGiggles was gone.
Duo grit his teeth, making exaggerated killing motions without a sound.
The International Super Wrestler smiled. "You will never avenge your precious invisible rope."
Duo zipped open his invisible bag and withdrew his imaginary knives. Heero crouched exaggeratedly, snapping his spandex suit in a threatening manner.
Meanwhile, in the distance, Wufei laid in wait. If the let them finish, he would only have to take out one of them.
Re: there goes my drabble virginity D:java_mintApril 26 2010, 00:55:33 UTC
This is a bit long because I took so long to write it. :P
McGiggles Escapes on a Rainbow
Who drops a 1 ton weight on a guys head? Honestly.
McGiggles stumbled into an alleyway, supporting himself against a wall as he gingerly touched his head. He winced as fingers brushed, what he imagined, was a pretty deep cut on his forehead. It could of been worse, he figured. Not many super clowns can walk away from Mime Master's Ton Drop without significant, if not really fatal, damage. Still, it was nasty wound and he could only imagine the amount of imaginary blood he lost from it.
And he was probably suffering from some sort of imaginary concussion. Possibly. Maybe.
He was feeling a bit dizzy.
He honked softly to himself. Mime Master had gotten the drop on him (literally!), it was only through his super fast clown reflexes that he was able to dodge the mime's arrows and box traps. He used up most of his custard pie supplies and seltzer spray in the battle that ensued, but couldn't manage to get a decent hit on his nemesis through his blurred vision.
Thankfully, the Spandexter's sudden appearance gave him enough of a chance to make a quick, yet stealthy, exit. Not that he was worried about Spandexter, no. The International Super Wrestler was known for having a grudge against Mime Master and would care less about a Super Clown. Although, it was never a good idea to stand in his way of his opponent. He may be a Super Clown, but he wasn't a stupid Super Clown.
No, what really worried him was the sight of Calamity Chang, the International Super Huntsman, he spotted off on a distant rooftop as he made his escape. The Huntsman was on the prowl and McGiggles could only hope that Chang hadn't set his sights on him.
"So.... We meet at last, McGiggles."
McGiggles spun and faced the direction the voice, hand quickly grasping his squirting flower, hoping there was enough water left in it.
Colors nearly blinded him as he leaned back against the wall. His imaginary wound throbbed, making the colors swirl in his vision.
"I'm not going to hurt you," The voice said. Shaking his head to help clear the fog in his mind, McGiggles saw another clown raising two rainbow gloved hands up in surrender. "I'm on your side."
McGiggles blinked. "You know who I am? What do you want?"
"Of course, I know who are. Everyone knows about McGiggles" The other Clown grinned, blond hair glowing brightly in the evening light and his rainbow outfit shimmered as he walked closer. "I want to help you... you're injured."
"It's not too bad."
"True. But I have the supplies to patch you up. Do you have somewhere safe to hide?"
"Yes. The circus." McGiggles was surprised that he let that slip. "Why do you want to help me?"
The other clown withdrew an invisible first aid kit from somewhere. "I saw you fighting Mime Master. I'm... not a big fan of his. Besides, us clowns need to stick together, right? Help each other out."
McGiggles grimaced as his wound was cleaned and covered with a rainbow colored band-aid. "So, you're helping me so that I'll help you later?"
"No! No... just... this whole thing, I think it's is my fault." The rainbow clad clown murmured. He stepped back. "Nevermind that though, how do you feel? Do you have anyway to get to the Circus?"
"I'm better... thank you." McGiggles said. "I don't have any transportation, but I'll find my way."
"It's pretty far from here. You can take my Rainbow Scooter if you'd like." The other clown motioned him to follow.
Said scooter sat at the other end of the alley. McGiggles nodded as he sat on the brightly colored ride. He turned to the other clown. "What about you?"
"I can make sure no one follows you." The clown said, reaching into his rainbow trousers and pulling out a handful of brightly colored... worms?
Ballons, McGiggles figured out as he watched the Clown quickly blow up a few of the colorful tubes. "I didn't catch your name." He said as the other clown started working on the tubes, twisting them together in a flurry of squeaking rubber.
The other clown smiled as he handed McGiggles a fierce looking multicolored balloon gun. "I'm Sunshine. Sunshine Rainbow-Slacks. But you can call me Sunny."
It was the call from Quatre that tipped him off.
The signs were clear, now that he took the time to really think about it. How could he have overlooked something so obvious?
Of course, Trowa Barton was none other than the infamous Super Clown McGiggles Honkey-shoes. He was the master of espionage, a pro at wearing any disguise he so chose, a natural chameleon. And a clown mask was what he chose to wear now. A mask he wore like a second skin.
A mistake on Trowa's part. One that he, himself, was going to rectify.
He double checked his make-up in the mirror, straightened out his black and white striped sleeves and secured the little black beret more firmly on the top of his head.
A small part of him felt a little bit guilty for the fib he told Quatre after his quick reconnaissance of Bartons home earlier in the week. He kept the information he discovered to himself, telling the love-struck blond that he was probably just imagining things. Whether or not the guy would believe him was unimportant. The only important thing now was the score he had to settle with McGiggles. Man to Man-
Mime to Clown.
There wasn't room in this world for both an International Super Mime AND an International Super Clown.
Duo zipped up his imaginary bag and hoisted it onto his shoulder, sagging a bit under the non-existent weight. He smiled, waved to himself in the mirror and exited an invisible door.
The clown was going to regret stealing his thunder.
The clown was going down.
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*le gasp* Oh noes! What shall become of McGiggles!? D:
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*Falls down, literally*
Thank god I didn't fall on the laptop - it's not mine! XD
WIN.
*Gets to work* Bwahaha!
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He wants to know why I don't have friends like you in real life. XD
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And so it was that the Infamous Master Mime found himself defending against whip cream pies and the terrible hand buzzer, when all of the sudden, the dreaded Heero 'Spandexter' Yuy appeared.
There was a silent gasp from the Master Mime, and with a squeak of his bright red horn, McGiggles was gone.
Duo grit his teeth, making exaggerated killing motions without a sound.
The International Super Wrestler smiled. "You will never avenge your precious invisible rope."
Duo zipped open his invisible bag and withdrew his imaginary knives. Heero crouched exaggeratedly, snapping his spandex suit in a threatening manner.
Meanwhile, in the distance, Wufei laid in wait. If the let them finish, he would only have to take out one of them.
OH NOES!
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Ah god, oh noes!! XDDDDDDD!
Oh man, I'm gonna be super late in my counter drabble. I'm cooking dinner. BRB
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WE'RE SO TERRIBLE. I LOVE IT.
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Hee, typos. XD
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McGiggles Escapes on a Rainbow
Who drops a 1 ton weight on a guys head? Honestly.
McGiggles stumbled into an alleyway, supporting himself against a wall as he gingerly touched his head. He winced as fingers brushed, what he imagined, was a pretty deep cut on his forehead. It could of been worse, he figured. Not many super clowns can walk away from Mime Master's Ton Drop without significant, if not really fatal, damage. Still, it was nasty wound and he could only imagine the amount of imaginary blood he lost from it.
And he was probably suffering from some sort of imaginary concussion. Possibly. Maybe.
He was feeling a bit dizzy.
He honked softly to himself. Mime Master had gotten the drop on him (literally!), it was only through his super fast clown reflexes that he was able to dodge the mime's arrows and box traps. He used up most of his custard pie supplies and seltzer spray in the battle that ensued, but couldn't manage to get a decent hit on his nemesis through his blurred vision.
Thankfully, the Spandexter's sudden appearance gave him enough of a chance to make a quick, yet stealthy, exit. Not that he was worried about Spandexter, no. The International Super Wrestler was known for having a grudge against Mime Master and would care less about a Super Clown. Although, it was never a good idea to stand in his way of his opponent. He may be a Super Clown, but he wasn't a stupid Super Clown.
No, what really worried him was the sight of Calamity Chang, the International Super Huntsman, he spotted off on a distant rooftop as he made his escape. The Huntsman was on the prowl and McGiggles could only hope that Chang hadn't set his sights on him.
"So.... We meet at last, McGiggles."
McGiggles spun and faced the direction the voice, hand quickly grasping his squirting flower, hoping there was enough water left in it.
Colors nearly blinded him as he leaned back against the wall. His imaginary wound throbbed, making the colors swirl in his vision.
"I'm not going to hurt you," The voice said. Shaking his head to help clear the fog in his mind, McGiggles saw another clown raising two rainbow gloved hands up in surrender. "I'm on your side."
McGiggles blinked. "You know who I am? What do you want?"
"Of course, I know who are. Everyone knows about McGiggles" The other Clown grinned, blond hair glowing brightly in the evening light and his rainbow outfit shimmered as he walked closer. "I want to help you... you're injured."
"It's not too bad."
"True. But I have the supplies to patch you up. Do you have somewhere safe to hide?"
"Yes. The circus." McGiggles was surprised that he let that slip. "Why do you want to help me?"
The other clown withdrew an invisible first aid kit from somewhere. "I saw you fighting Mime Master. I'm... not a big fan of his. Besides, us clowns need to stick together, right? Help each other out."
McGiggles grimaced as his wound was cleaned and covered with a rainbow colored band-aid. "So, you're helping me so that I'll help you later?"
"No! No... just... this whole thing, I think it's is my fault." The rainbow clad clown murmured. He stepped back. "Nevermind that though, how do you feel? Do you have anyway to get to the Circus?"
"I'm better... thank you." McGiggles said. "I don't have any transportation, but I'll find my way."
"It's pretty far from here. You can take my Rainbow Scooter if you'd like." The other clown motioned him to follow.
Said scooter sat at the other end of the alley. McGiggles nodded as he sat on the brightly colored ride. He turned to the other clown. "What about you?"
"I can make sure no one follows you." The clown said, reaching into his rainbow trousers and pulling out a handful of brightly colored... worms?
Ballons, McGiggles figured out as he watched the Clown quickly blow up a few of the colorful tubes. "I didn't catch your name." He said as the other clown started working on the tubes, twisting them together in a flurry of squeaking rubber.
The other clown smiled as he handed McGiggles a fierce looking multicolored balloon gun. "I'm Sunshine. Sunshine Rainbow-Slacks. But you can call me Sunny."
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*is shot by a multicolored balloon gun*
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LE GASP! I FALLED ASLEEP. >.>; The power went out and I feel asleep waiting for it to come back on. >.>;
I'll get on it! X.x; *Is hit with cream pies*
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And uh- oh god. Could you take that girls first prompt? I'll happily take the next one. :P
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Or I think I've delve too deep into the McGiggles Universe. My brain is fried on anything non-clown related ATM. X__X
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P.S. Do you have AIM? XD
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I haven't been on in over a year, but I gots it. XD
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Can you get THIS prompt - I'll get her next one. XD TAG TEAM ACTION - GO!
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