I couldn't sleep last night, and as I lay there, this assembled itself in my head.

[hosticle_fifer]

...kind of out of nowhere. A simple little thing but I wanted to get it down anyway.

One, two, three, four
I declare a drug war
Five, six, seven, eight
The states will reciprocate
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve,
half of us are put through hell
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, six
wreck 'em 'fore they get their kicks
Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty
The private jails are makin' money
Twenty one, two, three four,
all because of the drug war.