LJ Idol Season 8 Topic 4: What does narcissism have to do with me?

[hosticle_fifer]

I am the strongest person I know.

No, seriously. If you put a walnut between my bicep and forearm, I can crack it by flexing my leg. I've used my butt muscles to open a locked car door without a keyFor all my formidable prowess, I'm also a certified genius. I mean actually certified, I keep the paperwork on file in my jet

Comments

[daoming]

does this work? lol. nice.

[hosticle_fifer]

It's the second-to-last paragraph that gets 'em. ;)

[furzicle]

You're going to love this: My husband just saw your user photo and asked, Who is that? Tom Hanks?" I kid you not! Perfect response to the narcissism post!

[team_jessie]

LOL, nice!

[basric]

(= I like it.

[hosticle_fifer]

Thank you!

[ecosopher]

Gosh. I've gone all weak at the knees...

[hosticle_fifer]

Hey baby, I just have that effect on people.

;)

[sharya]

LoL great post for this prompt.

[hosticle_fifer]

Hehe, thanks!