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This is our Masterlist, previously found here. It is organized alphabetically by pairing and chronologically within the pairing sections. All fics are collaborative efforts unless signaled by an (s) or (p).
This list was last updated on the 24th of June, 2013.
OT5
Counteraction
Explicit | 8240 words | Porn [AO3]
Please note: Hints of angst, formerly unrequited feelings, light emotional h/c.
Liam hasn’t kissed anyone since Danielle, and it feels so much bigger than this room full of five boys who don’t know anything but how to hold onto each other.
Appropriate Etiquette Required [AO3]
→Tend Me Black And Blue
OT5, Harry/Louis
Explicit | 3097 words | Porn [AO3 | LJ]
Please note: S&M and light D/s; including cock abuse, comeplay, overstimulation, multiple orgasm, exhibitionism, voyeurism, and mild dirty talk (no slurs).
“Tell him,” Louis says, gently, glancing up Harry’s long torso, rubbing his fingers through the gleaming sweat and come over Harry’s stomach. “Go on, Haz.”
→Well, I Will
OT5 (Liam/Louis/Zayn + Niall/Harry, mainly)
Explicit | 2559 words | Porn [AO3]
Please note: kink exploration of the spanking variant, S&M, exhibitionism, voyeurism, and a bit of dirty talk.
Meeting Zayn’s eyes for quiet agreement, Louis drags his fingernails down Liam’s thighs between strokes. “Yeah, Li,” he says, terse, flexes his fingers against his reddened skin. “Knew you’d love it. Look at you.”
Bite Your Friend
Mature | 1504 words | Heavy petting & banter [ao3]
Please note: marijuana use.
It’s not exactly a surprise that with the right combination of substances and the handsiness all five of them share, they end up in the boat's cabin, down a narrow set of stairs into a tiny lounge with striped cushions and, much to their delight, something akin to a pullout bed.
Ficlets
Phone Says One Thing
PG | 710 words | Fluff [t.]
it’s a group of connected rooms- there are three, like normal, bedrooms, but when paul’s in his across the hall, they all pile into the queen in harry and louis’.
Untitled (American Bandom AU) (s)
PG-13 | 395 words | Gen [t.]
Please note: Implied Louis/Harry and Zayn/Liam.
zayn wakes up to the cold, lonely brightness of gas station floodlights at 3 a.m..
Tummy Sticks
Explicit | 395 words | Tender Sexual Exploration [t.]
“i like the shape of yours, nialler,” harry comments, and niall grins- he’s not the biggest but he does have a pretty nice cock.
Harry Turns Into a Kitten (p)
PG | 498 words | Cracky fluff [t.]
“You’re positive he didn’t just... wander off?” Liam presses, sitting next to Louis on the floor. Louis flicks his nipple, and Liam rubs at it, brows furrowed.
Untitled (MSG) (p)
Prose. [t.]
Sneaking Kisses (p)
PG-13 | 550 words | Second base [t.]
It’s not the first time they’ve snuck away from everyone, all five of them;
Pomegranate (p)
PG-13 | 874 words | Arguably porn [t.]
Please note: Zayn-centric.
They get an exotic fruit basket and it's entirely an accident.
Spoilt
Explicit | 862 words | Fluff and porn [t.]
Please note: mpreg. Zayn-centric.
“I don’t see what the difference is,” Zayn grumps. He’s taken his shirt off and everything in protest, little bump on display and arms crossed just above it. “Like. You’ll get me ice cream but you won’t get me off? That’s shit.”
Harry/Louis
Fill Your Empty Skies
R | 4624 words | Fluff & porn [AO3 | LJ]
The whole night feels like a blur of bright lights and loud music, familiar faces and warm hugs and boisterous laughter. It feels like crippling nerves and hands squeezed tight and heads together in a huddle, and like seven billion pairs of eyes on five boys on a lorry.
Sugar and Tea
PG-13 | 1155 words | Fluff & domesticity [AO3]
Please note: Cis!girl Direction.
Louis makes an unconcerned noise, clicks away at her laptop. "Nice of him to never mention it, y'know, practically outing us at a concert months ago."
Leave Me Whole
Explicit | 1995 words | Porn [AO3]
Please note: possession kink, light D/s.
“You’d think you’d never done this b’fore, wouldn’t think you’re so easy for me, Haz.”
Harry’s panting, but he fights the words out- “Exactly why I wan’it,” he explains, tries to turn his head so Louis can see his smile, his squeezed-shut eyes, “Know how good it is.”
Playing The Changes
Explicit | 4228 words | Porn [AO3 | LJ] +
Please note: High School AU. Teen sex (15 & 17), a bit of comeplay, a bit of D/s, seamless yoga panties, and very liberal nomenclature for said yoga panties. knickers? pants. uh.
He can’t stop staring at the visual Harry presents, the jut of his hipbones above the panty elastic and the sparse dark hair drawing his gaze up to Harry’s belly button, back down to the pink of the underwear.
→ see also I've Got a Perfect Body
Break The Lock if it Don't Fit
PG-13 | 1734 words | Angst & hurt/comfort [AO3]
"It's not what I want you to say, 's what need ou to do."
All The Words on the Tip of Your Tongue
Explicit | 1763 words | Porn [AO3]
Please note: rimming kink, slight overstimulation.
“I’d say I can’t believe you want to rim me, but actually, I can.” Louis tugs at Harry’s curls, threads his fingers through to get a good grip. “Dirty boy.”
You'll Be There, You'll Know
PG-13 | 3046 words | Fluff & slight hurt/comfort [AO3]
“Love you, Curly.” Louis drags his fingertips round the narrow sides of his phone, wishing that they didn’t have to play this game of dittos and “you too’s” and so, so much missing. “Sweet dreams, yeah?”
Whoever Will Listen
Harry/Louis, Harry/Taylor Swift
Explicit | 7471 words | Porn & prose [AO3]
Please note: negotiated sex with another person while in a monogamous relationship and light D/s including orgasm control.
Taylor’s learned a thing or two about Harry this week, but the most apparent is his ability to go from really sexy to unfairly cute in a matter of seconds.
More Than
Harry/Louis, unrequited Zayn/Liam
PG-13 | 3355 words | Angst with resolution [AO3]
Please note: implied depression and insomnia.
Louis is grateful one of them can sleep.
We've Got The Lights
Explicit | 3305 words | Porn & a onesie [AO3 | LJ] +
Please note: overstimulation, light restraint, light D/s, aftercare.
The thing about the zippers is, Louis can get at Harry's dick and then pull down the top to touch his nipples, too. It’s brilliant, really, and it works especially well when they’ve been hanging out with the boys in Liam’s hotel room, huddling around Zayn’s robot and throwing popcorn at each other and jumping on the beds and practicing their bows for the Japanese populace.
New Best Day Of My Life
Explicit | 2836 words | Porn & domesticity [AO3]
Please note: cisgirl!Louis.
"Not m’fault you insist on going to sleep like this," he mutters- Louis isn’t sure, but she has a vague suspicion that the words would sound more like an unintelligible grumble to the untrained ear. Louis, though, is an expert in morning Harry-speak.
Folded Up All Pretty (Fit Into You)
Explicit | 5655 words | Porn & domesticity [AO3]
“Missed me?” Harry laughs into his mouth, and it ought to be awkward with the way Louis’ tongue pushes at his teeth and the stretched out corners of his mouth, but really, it isn’t.
Until You Can't
Explicit | 5869 words | Porn [AO3]
Please note: prostate massage using a vibrator, overstimulation, crying, dry orgasm.
“Was thinking,” Louis says, looking down at him proudly, hands spread on Harry’s pecs, thumbs slotting like they’re meant to into the spaces of his rib cage on the curve of his muscles, fingers spreading out across the birds on his collarbones. “This time might try something a bit different, if you’re up for it.”
Boyscaping
Explicit | 6249 words | Grooming & porn [ao3]
Since getting the piece beneath his collarbones and smaller ones above his heart, Louis’ chest hair has been a bit of an aesthetic inconvenience, as much as Harry loves giving it a good nuzzle when Louis is fresh out of the shower, droplets still clinging to his skin.
Sit, Stay
Harry/Liam, Harry/Louis, OT5 undertones
Explicit | 6284 words | Porn [ao3]
Please note: implied open/semi-open D/s relationship, use of an anal plug, subspace, light petplay overstimulation, comeplay, rimming, felching, mildly dubious consent/insufficient scene negotiation. Please see a/n.
It’s not like Louis has left him- Harry’s never had abandonment issues or anything of the sort, and Louis knows what he likes and doesn’t like, but there’s only so long he can just wait on edge. He almost calls out for Louis, has a pathetic, whimpery little Lou caught in his throat when the door opens.
Something Ours and Ours alone
Louis/Harry, side Niall/Josh Devine
Explicit | 5521 words | Porn & feelings [t.]
Please note: public sex/slight exhibitionism, comeplay.
It’s dark, but Louis is right there to catch him under the pale floodlights at the back entrance, grab Harry’s elbow with tight fingers. “Going somewhere, Styles?”
Ficlets
Leeds Anniversary
PG-13 | 254 words | Fluff [t.]
And after the stumbly boots-dancing, when they're zipped up in the tent and have slid all the flashlights to the edge and Harry is breathing heavy into Louis' neck, Lou says, voice gritty, wrecked, sweet, "Remember, Haz?"
Think of Me
PG-13 | 855 words | Angst [t.]
The thing is, Harry is genuinely willing to quit hanging out with Nick if it bothers Louis this much, but Louis can't do that to Harry.
VMAs 2012
PG | 422 words | Fluff [t.]
It’s only Harry’s hand on his arm, so huge, wrapped at his elbow, tugging at him insistently, that keeps him at all present in the moment.
the people who police the paradise you live in, make it hell (s)
PG-13 | 517 words | Angst [t.]
louis fits to harry, still, when they have the time, when they are given the time;
Yesterday Was a Bad Week for Us
PG-13 | 1125 words | Angst [t.]
Everybody wants the truth, and so the truth is that he can’t stay afloat when he sees his Twitter feed.
Birthday Boy
Explicit | 152 words | Porn [t.]
In Harry’s personal, expert opinion, the only logical way to wake a bloke up on his birthday is with a blow job;
I've Got a Perfect Body
PG | 399 words | Fluff [t.]
Please note: High School AU, set in the same 'verse a Playing The Changes.
It’s a good match- Louis scores in the first half and runs off the sideline to high-five Harry before even running at Niall and nearly knocking him into the net with the force of his hug.
Pocket-size (s)
G | 114 words | Fluff [t.]
Please note: cisgirl!Louis.
“I’m not pocket-sized,” Louis grumps;
Say Please (s)
Explicit | 257 words | Porn [t.]
Please note: nipple play, D/s undertones.
He flicks Harry’s nipple again, harder this time, enough that Harry’s fingers curl in the sheets and his hips stutter up against Louis’ weight on his stomach.
Liam/Harry
She's A Dangerous Kind
Explicit | 2073 words | Porn & domesticity [AO3]
Please note: cis!girl Liam.
It’s just after ten when Liam stirs beside him, and Harry’s a little surprised it’s taken this long. She’s usually up far before he is, even on weekends, even on Sundays, which Harry’s been trying to convince her for the last year are made for sleeping in.
Sit, Stay
Harry/Liam, Harry/Louis, OT5 undertones
Explicit | 6284 words | Porn [ao3]
Please note: implied open/semi-open D/s relationship, use of an anal plug, subspace, light petplay overstimulation, comeplay, rimming, felching, mildly dubious consent/insufficient scene negotiation. Please see a/n.
It’s not like Louis has left him- Harry’s never had abandonment issues or anything of the sort, and Louis knows what he likes and doesn’t like, but there’s only so long he can just wait on edge. He almost calls out for Louis, has a pathetic, whimpery little Lou caught in his throat when the door opens.
Ficlets
Warmth (s)
G | 279 words | Fluff [t.]
Liam has perfected the art of subtly recapturing his attention from Harry’s mouth at inconvenient times.
Communication (s)
Liam/Harry, implied Louis/Harry & OT5
Explicit | words | Face-fucking [t.]
Liam’s going to tell Louis he’s fucking crazy, if he survives this. Harry’s on his knees, wide hands and long fingers spread out on Liam’s thighs lightly, staring up at him, and Liam can’t think right now, forget talking.
Liam/Louis
You Run My Mind
PG-13 | 1359 words | Fluff & domesticity [AO3 | LJ]
Please note: Cis!girl Direction.
Liam wakes up at seven with her knees tangled in the sheets and the rest of her covered in goosebumps.
Like A Kiss
Explicit | 1608 words | Porn [AO3]
Please note: docking kink.
"And you’re sure you didn’t just make this up,” Liam says slowly.
Louis shakes his head, lips pursed, and pushes his fringe aside. “No, you can Google it. It’s like, a hundred percent real.”
Ficlets
Bedtime Routine (p)
PG | 491 words | Fluff & domesticity [t.]
“How was your day, love?” Louis asks, and Liam grins, nuzzles into his pillow and pulls the blankets up under his arm.
Handsy
PG | 1101 words | Fluff and little hands [t.]
“I’m not a toddler, Liam, honestly,” Louis huffs, stuffing foam darts into the barrel of his gun. It’s massive to begin with, but looks even more comically huge and yellow in Louis’ slight hands.
Niall/Harry
Untitled (Harry Follows Up)
Explicit | 1369 words | Porn [t.]
Harry’s well fit, but even more so on his knees, looking up Niall’s pale thighs and lower belly, his rucked-up t-shirt.
Ficlets
Red Ruffles (s)
Explicit | 634 words | Porn [t.]
Please note: Harry in a girls' school uniform, light spanking.
it should be incongruous, the familiar pleased, rough sound of harry when he’s turned on, all boy, against the visual of red ruffles scrunching up his thighs, peeking out from where niall’s got the plaid skirt rucked up in his hand.
Niall/Liam
Ficlets
Untitled (Riding)
Explicit | 135 words | Porn [t.]
“Bloodyhellfuckingjesuschrist,” Niall says, all in a breath, and digs his nails into the curve of Liam’s shoulders.
Niall/Louis
Ficlets
Untitled (Family) (s)
G | 497 words | Fluff & domesticity [t.]
Please note: uni/family AU.
If he didn’t have work, they’d sleep in until Louis’ first class and shower together before getting breakfast for the girls.
Untitled II (Family) (s)
G | 423 words | Fluff & domesticity [t.]
Please note: uni/family AU.
in the end, louis has to tug niall away with kisses to his neck and mumbled promises that sound too dirty to leave in the quiet of the kitchen, and niall goes to appease him, really.
Headaches (s)
G | 437 words | Fluff & hurt/comfort [t.]
he’s suspiciously quiet, now, which niall is grateful for because he has the worst headache in the world;
Zayn/Harry
Let You Know When I'm Ready
Harry/Zayn, Harry/OFCs, Zayn/OFCs, Harry/Zayn/OFCs
Explicit | 8436 words | Porn with plot [AO3 | LJ] +
"Would you,” Harry poses, pulling and bunching up the sheets absentmindedly between his fingers, tired green eyes on Zayn’s, “call this pillow talk if we didn’t sleep with each other?”
Make My Blood Thump
Explicit | 2761 words | Porn with banter [AO3]
Please note: tattoo artist AU.
“Because every respected tattooed bloke needs an arse tattoo,” he had claimed, and Zayn had rolled his eyes and flashed him his own.
Ficlets
Barbells
PG-13 | 532 words | Domesticity and piercings [t.]
“Did they hurt more or less than a tattoo?” Harry asks, perching on the counter.
Untitled (How We Met) (s)
G| 485 words | AU fluff [t.]
So it’s a matter of sheer chance that he’s seen the same boy in the sandwich shop three times in the last month.
Untitled (Tongue Piercings) (s)
Explicit | 176 words | Porn [t.]
Zayn thinks it tastes like metal;
Zayn/Liam
My Body’s Waving a White Flag
Explicit | 1848 words | Porn [ LJ | AO3]
Please note: orgasm denial, 69ing, deep throating, and cock bondage.
Zayn holds his breath as Liam wraps his hand carefully around his balls and the base of his cock before his semi gets any ideas.
Spoons In The Drawer (s)
Zayn/Liam, Zayn/Danny, past Liam/Danielle
PG | 1989 words | Domestic fluff & angst [AO3]
Zayn sets a cup of tea down in front of him with a clink, nods at the creamy swirls around the top when Liam looks up questioningly. “Three sugars and milk,” he repeats, dutiful, and Liam smiles around the rim of his cup.
What The Stage Brings Out In You
Explicit | 6673 words | Porn & possessiveness [ao3]
Liam’s not sure why he thought pushing Harry off-stage would be a good idea, but from the look on Preston’s face and with due reflection, Liam guesses it wasn’t his best. He’ll blame Zayn for that, the way he looks in his leather jacket under all these lights a little blinding, the chapped red of his mouth around the water bottle he throws out to the crowd after a single sip.
Burnin' Up
Explicit | 2487 words | Domesticity & blow jobs [ao3]
Please note: temperature play (icy blow job), shower sex.
“My hero,” Zayn says, shoving Liam over to flop half on top of him on sofa.
“Oof,” Liam grunts. “Hot. No. Stop.”
“Yes,” Zayn counters, propping his chin on Liam’s shoulder. “Need cuddles.”
Ficlets
Sound Sleep (p)
G | 160 words | Domesticity & fluff [t.]
Liam’s a fairly sound sleeper, and he doesn’t mind the odd nights when Zayn can’t fall asleep right away.
When you stay, it makes me forget that I'm down
G | 249 words | Fluff [t.]
“Stay still,” Zayn mutters, drawing the narrow felt tip of the marker across Liam’s shoulder blade.
sleepy eyes (s)
G | 304 words | Fluff [t.]
he had set an alarm on it, he’s sure he had.
You Sucked The Marrow Right Out Of My Bones (s)
R | 539 words | Angst
Please note: past Zayn/Liam; mention of past bullying, implied ED, implied alcohol abuse, hospital stay.
Zayn doesn’t remember why he and Liam break up, but he remembers fucking Rebecca to get back at him;
Zayn/Louis
How We Do
Explicit | 1887 words | Porn and bickering [AO3]
Louis shakes his head, surges forward to nip at Zayn’s lower lip, slipping his clean hand into the hair at Zayn’s nape. “I want you to fuck yourself on me,” he corrects, when Zayn’s lip looks swollen and bright. Details are important, of course.
Ficlets
Leo at Two (s)
G | 371 words | Fluff [t.]
Please note: parenting AU.
Leo at two makes the worst ruckus that Zayn’s ever heard. And he lives with Louis.
Zayn/Niall
Mountain High
Explicit | 1623 words | Porn [ LJ | AO3]
Please note: cisgirl!Direction.
“Somebody’s pushy,” Zayn grins down at Niall, and it’s not really fair that she looks so smug this early in the evening, but to be fair, it’s a given that she’ll get what she wants.
The One Where Niall Pops a Boner For Michael Bublé at Heathrow
Explicit | 1651 words | Porn [AO3]
Please note: OT5 and/or Zayn/Niall/Louis undertones.
“Vas happening in your trousers,” Zayn says, and Niall starts. He sort of wants to curl up in a tiny ball, right on the spot, melt into his trainers and not have deal with Zayn’s knowing gaze or customs or his dick, pressing up hard and hot in his sweats.
It’s Your Motherfuckin’ Birthday, Zayn Malik
Explicit | 3597 words | Birthday porn [AO3]
Please note: rimming, braces kink.
"Open your trainers," Niall says. "Shit, I mean, your present. Fuck."
Let’s Make Things Physical
Explicit | 1929 words | Porn [AO3]
Niall would say something snarky if he didn’t have Zayn’s fingers in his mouth.
Ficlets
Never Calculated (p)
G | 184 words | Fluff [t.]
Niall’s never surprised to find Zayn asleep.
Scones and Sunshine
G | 596 words | Fluff [t.]
Please note: Coffee shop AU.
Zayn wants it on the record that he’s not in love with the sunshine kid who orders an entire batch of scones every time he comes in.
Monsters Are Always Hungry
PG-13 | 750 words | Seduction [t.]
Please note: Angels and demons AU.
Zayn doesn’t say they could’ve killed you, because death is hardly the worst that could happen to either of them.
Along Those Lines
Explicit | 1370 words | Porn [t.]
Please note: D/s themes, barebacking.
“oh,” zayn says, and he’s not all the way under but he’s definitely hovering close.
Millions (s)
Explicit | 195 words | Pillow talk [t.]
“You look like you just won a million pounds or summat,” Zayn hums, twirling a strand of Niall’s hair.
To My Face
Explicit | 736 words | Boyfriends & porn [t.]
Please note: implied violence (of the defending-my-boyfriend's-honor kind), not!fic.
no one fucks with zayn. not with niall as his boyfriend;
Just Tired (s)
Explicit | 720 words | Exhaustion & porn [t.]
Either way, it feels like it hasn’t since the beginning, like the panic is fresh and new.
Harry/Nick Grimshaw
Beginners' Mathematics For Dummies [AO3]
→ It's Simple Addition (s)
Mature | 2324 words | Schmoop [AO3]
Please note: Mpreg.
decided going to be next kim k, he texts Harry. will u b my kanye??
→We're A Lovely Equation
Explicit | 6010 words | Curtain fic & porn [AO3]
Please note: Mpreg, hinted Ian Chaloner/Aimee Phillips.
i am a victim, he texts Harry.
proper joan of arc, Harry sends back. except not really i think she was a virgin.
I’ll Close My Eyes, You Click Your Heels (s)
Mature | 2018 words | Angst & domesticity [ao3]
Harry will be away, and Nick won’t see him for months. Nick tells himself he’s just getting used to that ahead of time.
Ficlets
Nuzz
Explicit | 788 words | Porn & domesticity [t.]
Harry leaves for Mexico in thirty-something hours. Nick hasn’t actually done the math lately, because every time he does, the countdown gets shorter. Also, Harry’s mouth is on his dick.
Niall/Josh Devine
Time For That Too
Niall/Josh Devine(mild background Louis/Harry & Zayn/Liam)
Explicit | 5961 words | Fluff & porn [ LJ | AO3]
Please note: cis!girl Niall.
The thing Niall likes about Josh is, he’s low maintenance. Niall knows some people would say that’s terrible, but she doesn’t mean that he’s not worth a lot of attention, she just means he doesn’t act like a dick when she gives him less than he probably deserves.
Get What I Want ‘Cause I Ask For It
Explicit | 2091 words | Porn [AO3]
Please note: sequel to Time For That Too; can be read as standalone. Cis!girl Niall.
“Okay, okay,” Niall says quickly, lips a little swollen and still close enough that they brush Josh’s as she speaks, “what about- what if you touch me? That’d make it better. I’m still a bit emotionally like, scarred and shit.”
Ficlets
Convincing Enough(s)
G | 362 words | Banter [t.]
The studio lot is hot for April, a rare noon sun heating up the pavement and glaring off the metal of the cars parked in staff slots;
Zayn/Perrie Edwards
You’re My Leading Lady, Baby
Explicit | 4611 words | Porn [AO3]
Please note: minor crossdressing, a tiny bit of powerplay, and implied protection via the pill but no condoms.
Zayn, to be honest, has been trying to ignore the fact that he’s still wearing the lace pants. It’s distracting and it’s strange, and it’s almost too nice, so he’s just been attempting to ignore them and focus on her. But he can’t ignore Perrie.
Laid Back
Explicit | 3689 words | Porn & domesticity [ao3]
The bandage on his shin means Zayn can't get on his knees like he wants, but it's almost as good when Perrie shoves him onto the mattress.
Zayn/Riachs
Had My All By Now
Zayn/Anthony
Explicit | 1920 words | Fluff & porn [ LJ | AO3]
“Y’okay?” Zayn murmurs, looking up at Ant with sleepy eyes- it’s a lie, Ant wants to protest, those are eyes of seduction and his downfall- and raising one eyebrow eloquently.
A Bed With Six Legs
Zayn/Anthony, Zayn/Danny, Zayn/Anthony/Danny, Zayn/Perrie, OT5
Explicit | 6308 words | A study of Zayn through the eyes of Ant and Danny [ LJ] [AO3] + +
Please note: implied and actual threesomes including incest, recreational drug use, unrequited feelings, and fluttery prose.
Ant thinks he can feel them all under Zayn’s skin. Like they’ve buried themselves in him just like the ink that traces out his own design on Zayn’s arm and the Arabic on his chest.
Reel Me In And Stay
Zayn/Danny
Explicit | 2957 words | Domesticity [AO3]
Please note: short discussion of implied eating disorder, or at least, concern over the implication of an ED.
The way they don’t even need words is as solid proof as they’ll ever muster that this is them at their most comfortable.
Measure You In Mile Markers
Zayn/Anthony(/Danny)
Explicit | 3563 words | Porn [AO3]
Ant watches blearily as Zayn opens up a new text, attaching the photos chronologically and then tapping out a simple wish u were here fr what comes next aha ;)
Something In Your Kiss Made My Body Electric
Zayn/Danny, mentions of Zayn/Danny/Anthony
Explicit | 3024 words | Porn & domesticity [AO3]
It’s too late to pretend they’ve not shared four bottles of Cristal and that Louis doesn’t know them. Danny and Zayn don’t even front when Ant is getting the Xbox on and they say their goodnights together, headed for the bedroom, and Louis shrugs and just grabs a controller, threatening to destroy Ant at FIFA.
Hit or Miss
Zayn/Danny
Explicit | 2868 words | Porn [ao3]
Please note: D/s, cock & ball abuse, comeplay, hair-pulling.
“Yes,” Zayn huffs, hands tangling in the sheets. The anticipation has him shaking, and he knows- he really needs to let Danny know what’s good, knows they’ll have to look this up properly before Danny agrees to do it again, but for now he’s consumed with raw, aching want. “Please, good. Yeah.”
→ see also: Spoons In The Drawer
Ficlets
Home (s)
Zayn/Danny
PG | 190 words | Domesticity [t.]
Danny doesn’t pick him up at the airport, but he does greet him with wide open arms and the scent of jam pudding wafting in from the kitchen.
Flowers (s)
Zayn/Danny
PG-13 | 642 words | Domesticity [t.]
“why flowers?” danny asks, and zayn shrugs.
Favorite Firsts (p)
Zayn/Danny
Explicit | 1165 words | Porn [t.]
Please note: underage drinking and sex (fingering), not!fic.
Danny got them beers with his fake ID even though he was only a month away from turning 18.
Multiples & Miscellaneous
Making Room (s)
Zayn/Perrie Edwards/Danny Riach
Explicit | 1463 words | Glorified curtain fic [AO3]
The bumping knees and poking elbows as they undress too close is nice too, something familiar, just like the way they settle into something more, of hands on hips and chins tucked over shoulders and faces hid against necks and mouths and fingers meeting.
What You Need (s)
Zayn/Niall/Perrie Edwards
Explicit | 481 words | Porn [AO3]
“How is he?” Perrie asks, and Niall inhales, sharp, turns to press his mouth and nose into her jaw.
Some People Wait Their Turn (s)
Harry/Lucas Till
PG | 2042 words | Rambling [AO3]
Harry grins, leans in and says, whisper-confidential, “it’s full of secrets.”
→ see also: Winter In London
My Excuse Is That I’m Young
Niall/Caroline Flack, Niall/Tulisa Contostavlos, Niall/Demi Lovato, Niall/Katy Perry, Niall/Amy Green
Explicit | 5287 words | Porn [AO3]
He realizes that there’s a lot of shit that’s backwards about him, honestly, but he’s always been most at ease without anything to hold him down, without anything to crowd him.
All We Ever Do Is Love
Harry/Nick Grimshaw/Caroline Flack
Explicit | 2298 words | Porn [AO3]
"With all due respect, Flack, I honestly never thought I'd end up in bed with you," Nick says. Half of it is lost behind Caroline's breathy laugh of a moan, and although Nick can't really see, the way Harry is bobbing his head tells him he's possibly licking little circles around her clit. Good lad.
We Make Our Own Sun (s)
Harry/Louis/Eleanor Calder
Mature | 1516 words | Prose [AO3]
“You taste like summer,” Louis tells her, drawing his tongue up the inside of her bicep, and Eleanor smiles. “You taste like summer,” he repeats softly, to himself. “like sun and a sky without clouds.”
“Harry tastes like sea,” she whispers, like it’s a secret.
Haunt (s)
Harry/Louis/Zayn, Harry/Louis, Zayn/Harry, Zayn/Liam (unrequited)
Mature | 1690 words | Angst (with resolution) [AO3]
Please note: potentially triggering themes of hospitals, head injury, coma, post-traumatic stress disorder; Dom/sub, unrequited love.
“There’s something inside him that’s holding on,” the voices say, out of the dark, and Harry wants to tell them that they’re so, so wrong.
Don't Ever Change Your Flavor
Harry/Danny Riach
Explicit | 4993 words | Porn & domesticity [ao3]
Please note: Feminization kink, crossdressing/lingerie, light D/s, lots of pet names, nipple play, and riding.
Harry is sitting at the foot of the bed, perched on the edge kicking his heels and fidgeting. He looks up from his lap when Danny comes in and Danny nods, approvingly, causing a blush and making Harry frown back down at the obvious bulge his prick makes in the sheer fabric of his panties.
You're So 2007
Harry/Michael Clifford
Explicit | 1133 words | Porn [ao3]
Please note: surprise snowballing, multiple orgasms.
There’s something charming about the simple-mindedness of a seventeen year old boy with a stiffie.
Ficlets
WIP Amnesty: All The Better (s)
Harry/Niall/Caroline Flack
PG-13 | 226 words | Banter [t.]
somewhere nick grimshaw is having the best night of his life.
Cupcake Vodka (s)
Zayn/Niall/Perrie Edwards/Anthony Riach/Josh Devine/Danny Riach
R | 174 words | Body shots & banter [t.]
there’s a bottle of cupcake vodka on the hotel floor;
Dime Love (p)
Niall/Justin Bieber
PG-13 | 310 words | Rambling [t.]
Please note: pot smoking.
Niall’s said it jokingly, but like- but he really, really thinks he might for real be in love with Justin;
Working Retail
Harry/Niall/Zayn
PG-13 | 483 words | Retail employees AU [t.]
Niall and Zayn fit just fine, but since Harry’s last growth spurt, it’s been hard to stay inconspicuous.
Untitled (Photoshoot) (p)
Leigh-Anne Pinnock/Perrie Edwards
PG | 176 words | Teasing [t.]
“Give me sultry,” the photographer demands, clicking away, and Leigh-Anne looks over her shoulder, pouting slightly.
We Make Our Own Way (s)
Zayn/Niall/Louis
PG-13 | 638 words | Domesticity [ LJ]
Please note: cisgirl!Zayn
zayn and niall have known each other since middle school. louis isn’t sure where or when they met, although he’s heard the story too many times to count. it’s not that he doesn’t listen, it’s just that it’s easy to get distracted watching them talk.
Say Ahhh (s)
Louis/Zayn/Danny Riach
PG-13 | 403 words | Clubbing [t.]
louis is mostly drunk; danny watches it happen in bright colors and dim lights, the fluttering of eyelashes pressed to his neck, laughter hot against the shoulder of his shirt.
Gâteau (p)
Radio 1 Breakfast RPF; implied Harry/Nick Grimshaw
PG | 303 words | Banter [t.]
Please note: rule 63.
“Matilda Fincham,” Nick croons into her mic, fading out the end of Beauty And A Beat. “You will never guess what I did last night.”
Common Courtesy
Harry/Louis/Ant Riach
Explicit | 564 words | Foreplay [t.]
Looking to Harry for guidance, Ant just ends up frowning to himself. Harry shrugs too much.
Trois
Harry/Lou Teasdale/Tom Atkin
Explicit | 695 words | Porn [t.]
“This is good,” Lou decides, carding her fingers through Harry’s hair at the back of his head as he nuzzles Tom’s hip, smiling cheekily. “Like, for like when I’m not up for it, you know? You’ve a good mouth,” she tells Harry, and he hums, presses an open-mouthed kiss to Tom’s cock through his trousers.
Keep Me Busy (s)
Louis/Danny Riach, background Zayn/Harry
PG | 531 words | Domesticity [t.]
Louis unfolds begrudgingly and rearranges himself under Danny’s arm, close against his side. “Harry’s leaving in two days.”
Respite (p)
Harry/Zayn/Danny Riach/Ant Riach
G | 567 words | Cuddling [t.]
Please note: themes of agoraphobia/claustrophobia.
“, Harry,” Zayn insists, extricating a hand but letting Ant still cling to his arm as he waves Harry over.
Gen Fic
Minute of Quiet (s)
Hints at OT5 and/or Zayn/Harry
PG-13 | 259 words | Tired cuddling [t.]
it’s too early to be exhausted. they have to save it up for later on, when they’ve been out of the country for months, and the closest they’ve been to home is an empty airport, just passing through at 3 a.m.
Learning
Hints at future Harry/Louis
PG | 640 words | Cuddling [t.]
Harry’s only known Louis a month and a half. Louis is the kind of person that he thinks he could know for the rest of his life, though.
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OT5
Counteraction
Explicit | 8240 words | Porn [AO3]
Please note: Hints of angst, formerly unrequited feelings, light emotional h/c.
Liam hasn’t kissed anyone since Danielle, and it feels so much bigger than this room full of five boys who don’t know anything but how to hold onto each other.
Appropriate Etiquette Required [AO3]
→Tend Me Black And Blue
OT5, Harry/Louis
Explicit | 3097 words | Porn [AO3 | LJ]
Please note: S&M and light D/s; including cock abuse, comeplay, overstimulation, multiple orgasm, exhibitionism, voyeurism, and mild dirty talk (no slurs).
“Tell him,” Louis says, gently, glancing up Harry’s long torso, rubbing his fingers through the gleaming sweat and come over Harry’s stomach. “Go on, Haz.”
→Well, I Will
OT5 (Liam/Louis/Zayn + Niall/Harry, mainly)
Explicit | 2559 words | Porn [AO3]
Please note: kink exploration of the spanking variant, S&M, exhibitionism, voyeurism, and a bit of dirty talk.
Meeting Zayn’s eyes for quiet agreement, Louis drags his fingernails down Liam’s thighs between strokes. “Yeah, Li,” he says, terse, flexes his fingers against his reddened skin. “Knew you’d love it. Look at you.”
Bite Your Friend
Mature | 1504 words | Heavy petting & banter [ao3]
Please note: marijuana use.
It’s not exactly a surprise that with the right combination of substances and the handsiness all five of them share, they end up in the boat's cabin, down a narrow set of stairs into a tiny lounge with striped cushions and, much to their delight, something akin to a pullout bed.
Ficlets
Phone Says One Thing
PG | 710 words | Fluff [t.]
it’s a group of connected rooms- there are three, like normal, bedrooms, but when paul’s in his across the hall, they all pile into the queen in harry and louis’.
Untitled (American Bandom AU) (s)
PG-13 | 395 words | Gen [t.]
Please note: Implied Louis/Harry and Zayn/Liam.
zayn wakes up to the cold, lonely brightness of gas station floodlights at 3 a.m..
Tummy Sticks
Explicit | 395 words | Tender Sexual Exploration [t.]
“i like the shape of yours, nialler,” harry comments, and niall grins- he’s not the biggest but he does have a pretty nice cock.
Harry Turns Into a Kitten (p)
PG | 498 words | Cracky fluff [t.]
“You’re positive he didn’t just... wander off?” Liam presses, sitting next to Louis on the floor. Louis flicks his nipple, and Liam rubs at it, brows furrowed.
Untitled (MSG) (p)
Prose. [t.]
Sneaking Kisses (p)
PG-13 | 550 words | Second base [t.]
It’s not the first time they’ve snuck away from everyone, all five of them;
Pomegranate (p)
PG-13 | 874 words | Arguably porn [t.]
Please note: Zayn-centric.
They get an exotic fruit basket and it's entirely an accident.
Spoilt
Explicit | 862 words | Fluff and porn [t.]
Please note: mpreg. Zayn-centric.
“I don’t see what the difference is,” Zayn grumps. He’s taken his shirt off and everything in protest, little bump on display and arms crossed just above it. “Like. You’ll get me ice cream but you won’t get me off? That’s shit.”
Harry/Louis
Fill Your Empty Skies
R | 4624 words | Fluff & porn [AO3 | LJ]
The whole night feels like a blur of bright lights and loud music, familiar faces and warm hugs and boisterous laughter. It feels like crippling nerves and hands squeezed tight and heads together in a huddle, and like seven billion pairs of eyes on five boys on a lorry.
Sugar and Tea
PG-13 | 1155 words | Fluff & domesticity [AO3]
Please note: Cis!girl Direction.
Louis makes an unconcerned noise, clicks away at her laptop. "Nice of him to never mention it, y'know, practically outing us at a concert months ago."
Leave Me Whole
Explicit | 1995 words | Porn [AO3]
Please note: possession kink, light D/s.
“You’d think you’d never done this b’fore, wouldn’t think you’re so easy for me, Haz.”
Harry’s panting, but he fights the words out- “Exactly why I wan’it,” he explains, tries to turn his head so Louis can see his smile, his squeezed-shut eyes, “Know how good it is.”
Playing The Changes
Explicit | 4228 words | Porn [AO3 | LJ] +
Please note: High School AU. Teen sex (15 & 17), a bit of comeplay, a bit of D/s, seamless yoga panties, and very liberal nomenclature for said yoga panties. knickers? pants. uh.
He can’t stop staring at the visual Harry presents, the jut of his hipbones above the panty elastic and the sparse dark hair drawing his gaze up to Harry’s belly button, back down to the pink of the underwear.
→ see also I've Got a Perfect Body
Break The Lock if it Don't Fit
PG-13 | 1734 words | Angst & hurt/comfort [AO3]
"It's not what I want you to say, 's what need ou to do."
All The Words on the Tip of Your Tongue
Explicit | 1763 words | Porn [AO3]
Please note: rimming kink, slight overstimulation.
“I’d say I can’t believe you want to rim me, but actually, I can.” Louis tugs at Harry’s curls, threads his fingers through to get a good grip. “Dirty boy.”
You'll Be There, You'll Know
PG-13 | 3046 words | Fluff & slight hurt/comfort [AO3]
“Love you, Curly.” Louis drags his fingertips round the narrow sides of his phone, wishing that they didn’t have to play this game of dittos and “you too’s” and so, so much missing. “Sweet dreams, yeah?”
Whoever Will Listen
Harry/Louis, Harry/Taylor Swift
Explicit | 7471 words | Porn & prose [AO3]
Please note: negotiated sex with another person while in a monogamous relationship and light D/s including orgasm control.
Taylor’s learned a thing or two about Harry this week, but the most apparent is his ability to go from really sexy to unfairly cute in a matter of seconds.
More Than
Harry/Louis, unrequited Zayn/Liam
PG-13 | 3355 words | Angst with resolution [AO3]
Please note: implied depression and insomnia.
Louis is grateful one of them can sleep.
We've Got The Lights
Explicit | 3305 words | Porn & a onesie [AO3 | LJ] +
Please note: overstimulation, light restraint, light D/s, aftercare.
The thing about the zippers is, Louis can get at Harry's dick and then pull down the top to touch his nipples, too. It’s brilliant, really, and it works especially well when they’ve been hanging out with the boys in Liam’s hotel room, huddling around Zayn’s robot and throwing popcorn at each other and jumping on the beds and practicing their bows for the Japanese populace.
New Best Day Of My Life
Explicit | 2836 words | Porn & domesticity [AO3]
Please note: cisgirl!Louis.
"Not m’fault you insist on going to sleep like this," he mutters- Louis isn’t sure, but she has a vague suspicion that the words would sound more like an unintelligible grumble to the untrained ear. Louis, though, is an expert in morning Harry-speak.
Folded Up All Pretty (Fit Into You)
Explicit | 5655 words | Porn & domesticity [AO3]
“Missed me?” Harry laughs into his mouth, and it ought to be awkward with the way Louis’ tongue pushes at his teeth and the stretched out corners of his mouth, but really, it isn’t.
Until You Can't
Explicit | 5869 words | Porn [AO3]
Please note: prostate massage using a vibrator, overstimulation, crying, dry orgasm.
“Was thinking,” Louis says, looking down at him proudly, hands spread on Harry’s pecs, thumbs slotting like they’re meant to into the spaces of his rib cage on the curve of his muscles, fingers spreading out across the birds on his collarbones. “This time might try something a bit different, if you’re up for it.”
Boyscaping
Explicit | 6249 words | Grooming & porn [ao3]
Since getting the piece beneath his collarbones and smaller ones above his heart, Louis’ chest hair has been a bit of an aesthetic inconvenience, as much as Harry loves giving it a good nuzzle when Louis is fresh out of the shower, droplets still clinging to his skin.
Sit, Stay
Harry/Liam, Harry/Louis, OT5 undertones
Explicit | 6284 words | Porn [ao3]
Please note: implied open/semi-open D/s relationship, use of an anal plug, subspace, light petplay overstimulation, comeplay, rimming, felching, mildly dubious consent/insufficient scene negotiation. Please see a/n.
It’s not like Louis has left him- Harry’s never had abandonment issues or anything of the sort, and Louis knows what he likes and doesn’t like, but there’s only so long he can just wait on edge. He almost calls out for Louis, has a pathetic, whimpery little Lou caught in his throat when the door opens.
Something Ours and Ours alone
Louis/Harry, side Niall/Josh Devine
Explicit | 5521 words | Porn & feelings [t.]
Please note: public sex/slight exhibitionism, comeplay.
It’s dark, but Louis is right there to catch him under the pale floodlights at the back entrance, grab Harry’s elbow with tight fingers. “Going somewhere, Styles?”
Ficlets
Leeds Anniversary
PG-13 | 254 words | Fluff [t.]
And after the stumbly boots-dancing, when they're zipped up in the tent and have slid all the flashlights to the edge and Harry is breathing heavy into Louis' neck, Lou says, voice gritty, wrecked, sweet, "Remember, Haz?"
Think of Me
PG-13 | 855 words | Angst [t.]
The thing is, Harry is genuinely willing to quit hanging out with Nick if it bothers Louis this much, but Louis can't do that to Harry.
VMAs 2012
PG | 422 words | Fluff [t.]
It’s only Harry’s hand on his arm, so huge, wrapped at his elbow, tugging at him insistently, that keeps him at all present in the moment.
the people who police the paradise you live in, make it hell (s)
PG-13 | 517 words | Angst [t.]
louis fits to harry, still, when they have the time, when they are given the time;
Yesterday Was a Bad Week for Us
PG-13 | 1125 words | Angst [t.]
Everybody wants the truth, and so the truth is that he can’t stay afloat when he sees his Twitter feed.
Birthday Boy
Explicit | 152 words | Porn [t.]
In Harry’s personal, expert opinion, the only logical way to wake a bloke up on his birthday is with a blow job;
I've Got a Perfect Body
PG | 399 words | Fluff [t.]
Please note: High School AU, set in the same 'verse a Playing The Changes.
It’s a good match- Louis scores in the first half and runs off the sideline to high-five Harry before even running at Niall and nearly knocking him into the net with the force of his hug.
Pocket-size (s)
G | 114 words | Fluff [t.]
Please note: cisgirl!Louis.
“I’m not pocket-sized,” Louis grumps;
Say Please (s)
Explicit | 257 words | Porn [t.]
Please note: nipple play, D/s undertones.
He flicks Harry’s nipple again, harder this time, enough that Harry’s fingers curl in the sheets and his hips stutter up against Louis’ weight on his stomach.
Liam/Harry
She's A Dangerous Kind
Explicit | 2073 words | Porn & domesticity [AO3]
Please note: cis!girl Liam.
It’s just after ten when Liam stirs beside him, and Harry’s a little surprised it’s taken this long. She’s usually up far before he is, even on weekends, even on Sundays, which Harry’s been trying to convince her for the last year are made for sleeping in.
Sit, Stay
Harry/Liam, Harry/Louis, OT5 undertones
Explicit | 6284 words | Porn [ao3]
Please note: implied open/semi-open D/s relationship, use of an anal plug, subspace, light petplay overstimulation, comeplay, rimming, felching, mildly dubious consent/insufficient scene negotiation. Please see a/n.
It’s not like Louis has left him- Harry’s never had abandonment issues or anything of the sort, and Louis knows what he likes and doesn’t like, but there’s only so long he can just wait on edge. He almost calls out for Louis, has a pathetic, whimpery little Lou caught in his throat when the door opens.
Ficlets
Warmth (s)
G | 279 words | Fluff [t.]
Liam has perfected the art of subtly recapturing his attention from Harry’s mouth at inconvenient times.
Communication (s)
Liam/Harry, implied Louis/Harry & OT5
Explicit | words | Face-fucking [t.]
Liam’s going to tell Louis he’s fucking crazy, if he survives this. Harry’s on his knees, wide hands and long fingers spread out on Liam’s thighs lightly, staring up at him, and Liam can’t think right now, forget talking.
Liam/Louis
You Run My Mind
PG-13 | 1359 words | Fluff & domesticity [AO3 | LJ]
Please note: Cis!girl Direction.
Liam wakes up at seven with her knees tangled in the sheets and the rest of her covered in goosebumps.
Like A Kiss
Explicit | 1608 words | Porn [AO3]
Please note: docking kink.
"And you’re sure you didn’t just make this up,” Liam says slowly.
Louis shakes his head, lips pursed, and pushes his fringe aside. “No, you can Google it. It’s like, a hundred percent real.”
Ficlets
Bedtime Routine (p)
PG | 491 words | Fluff & domesticity [t.]
“How was your day, love?” Louis asks, and Liam grins, nuzzles into his pillow and pulls the blankets up under his arm.
Handsy
PG | 1101 words | Fluff and little hands [t.]
“I’m not a toddler, Liam, honestly,” Louis huffs, stuffing foam darts into the barrel of his gun. It’s massive to begin with, but looks even more comically huge and yellow in Louis’ slight hands.
Niall/Harry
Untitled (Harry Follows Up)
Explicit | 1369 words | Porn [t.]
Harry’s well fit, but even more so on his knees, looking up Niall’s pale thighs and lower belly, his rucked-up t-shirt.
Ficlets
Red Ruffles (s)
Explicit | 634 words | Porn [t.]
Please note: Harry in a girls' school uniform, light spanking.
it should be incongruous, the familiar pleased, rough sound of harry when he’s turned on, all boy, against the visual of red ruffles scrunching up his thighs, peeking out from where niall’s got the plaid skirt rucked up in his hand.
Niall/Liam
Ficlets
Untitled (Riding)
Explicit | 135 words | Porn [t.]
“Bloodyhellfuckingjesuschrist,” Niall says, all in a breath, and digs his nails into the curve of Liam’s shoulders.
Niall/Louis
Ficlets
Untitled (Family) (s)
G | 497 words | Fluff & domesticity [t.]
Please note: uni/family AU.
If he didn’t have work, they’d sleep in until Louis’ first class and shower together before getting breakfast for the girls.
Untitled II (Family) (s)
G | 423 words | Fluff & domesticity [t.]
Please note: uni/family AU.
in the end, louis has to tug niall away with kisses to his neck and mumbled promises that sound too dirty to leave in the quiet of the kitchen, and niall goes to appease him, really.
Headaches (s)
G | 437 words | Fluff & hurt/comfort [t.]
he’s suspiciously quiet, now, which niall is grateful for because he has the worst headache in the world;
Zayn/Harry
Let You Know When I'm Ready
Harry/Zayn, Harry/OFCs, Zayn/OFCs, Harry/Zayn/OFCs
Explicit | 8436 words | Porn with plot [AO3 | LJ] +
"Would you,” Harry poses, pulling and bunching up the sheets absentmindedly between his fingers, tired green eyes on Zayn’s, “call this pillow talk if we didn’t sleep with each other?”
Make My Blood Thump
Explicit | 2761 words | Porn with banter [AO3]
Please note: tattoo artist AU.
“Because every respected tattooed bloke needs an arse tattoo,” he had claimed, and Zayn had rolled his eyes and flashed him his own.
Ficlets
Barbells
PG-13 | 532 words | Domesticity and piercings [t.]
“Did they hurt more or less than a tattoo?” Harry asks, perching on the counter.
Untitled (How We Met) (s)
G| 485 words | AU fluff [t.]
So it’s a matter of sheer chance that he’s seen the same boy in the sandwich shop three times in the last month.
Untitled (Tongue Piercings) (s)
Explicit | 176 words | Porn [t.]
Zayn thinks it tastes like metal;
Zayn/Liam
My Body’s Waving a White Flag
Explicit | 1848 words | Porn [ LJ | AO3]
Please note: orgasm denial, 69ing, deep throating, and cock bondage.
Zayn holds his breath as Liam wraps his hand carefully around his balls and the base of his cock before his semi gets any ideas.
Spoons In The Drawer (s)
Zayn/Liam, Zayn/Danny, past Liam/Danielle
PG | 1989 words | Domestic fluff & angst [AO3]
Zayn sets a cup of tea down in front of him with a clink, nods at the creamy swirls around the top when Liam looks up questioningly. “Three sugars and milk,” he repeats, dutiful, and Liam smiles around the rim of his cup.
What The Stage Brings Out In You
Explicit | 6673 words | Porn & possessiveness [ao3]
Liam’s not sure why he thought pushing Harry off-stage would be a good idea, but from the look on Preston’s face and with due reflection, Liam guesses it wasn’t his best. He’ll blame Zayn for that, the way he looks in his leather jacket under all these lights a little blinding, the chapped red of his mouth around the water bottle he throws out to the crowd after a single sip.
Burnin' Up
Explicit | 2487 words | Domesticity & blow jobs [ao3]
Please note: temperature play (icy blow job), shower sex.
“My hero,” Zayn says, shoving Liam over to flop half on top of him on sofa.
“Oof,” Liam grunts. “Hot. No. Stop.”
“Yes,” Zayn counters, propping his chin on Liam’s shoulder. “Need cuddles.”
Ficlets
Sound Sleep (p)
G | 160 words | Domesticity & fluff [t.]
Liam’s a fairly sound sleeper, and he doesn’t mind the odd nights when Zayn can’t fall asleep right away.
When you stay, it makes me forget that I'm down
G | 249 words | Fluff [t.]
“Stay still,” Zayn mutters, drawing the narrow felt tip of the marker across Liam’s shoulder blade.
sleepy eyes (s)
G | 304 words | Fluff [t.]
he had set an alarm on it, he’s sure he had.
You Sucked The Marrow Right Out Of My Bones (s)
R | 539 words | Angst
Please note: past Zayn/Liam; mention of past bullying, implied ED, implied alcohol abuse, hospital stay.
Zayn doesn’t remember why he and Liam break up, but he remembers fucking Rebecca to get back at him;
Zayn/Louis
How We Do
Explicit | 1887 words | Porn and bickering [AO3]
Louis shakes his head, surges forward to nip at Zayn’s lower lip, slipping his clean hand into the hair at Zayn’s nape. “I want you to fuck yourself on me,” he corrects, when Zayn’s lip looks swollen and bright. Details are important, of course.
Ficlets
Leo at Two (s)
G | 371 words | Fluff [t.]
Please note: parenting AU.
Leo at two makes the worst ruckus that Zayn’s ever heard. And he lives with Louis.
Zayn/Niall
Mountain High
Explicit | 1623 words | Porn [ LJ | AO3]
Please note: cisgirl!Direction.
“Somebody’s pushy,” Zayn grins down at Niall, and it’s not really fair that she looks so smug this early in the evening, but to be fair, it’s a given that she’ll get what she wants.
The One Where Niall Pops a Boner For Michael Bublé at Heathrow
Explicit | 1651 words | Porn [AO3]
Please note: OT5 and/or Zayn/Niall/Louis undertones.
“Vas happening in your trousers,” Zayn says, and Niall starts. He sort of wants to curl up in a tiny ball, right on the spot, melt into his trainers and not have deal with Zayn’s knowing gaze or customs or his dick, pressing up hard and hot in his sweats.
It’s Your Motherfuckin’ Birthday, Zayn Malik
Explicit | 3597 words | Birthday porn [AO3]
Please note: rimming, braces kink.
"Open your trainers," Niall says. "Shit, I mean, your present. Fuck."
Let’s Make Things Physical
Explicit | 1929 words | Porn [AO3]
Niall would say something snarky if he didn’t have Zayn’s fingers in his mouth.
Ficlets
Never Calculated (p)
G | 184 words | Fluff [t.]
Niall’s never surprised to find Zayn asleep.
Scones and Sunshine
G | 596 words | Fluff [t.]
Please note: Coffee shop AU.
Zayn wants it on the record that he’s not in love with the sunshine kid who orders an entire batch of scones every time he comes in.
Monsters Are Always Hungry
PG-13 | 750 words | Seduction [t.]
Please note: Angels and demons AU.
Zayn doesn’t say they could’ve killed you, because death is hardly the worst that could happen to either of them.
Along Those Lines
Explicit | 1370 words | Porn [t.]
Please note: D/s themes, barebacking.
“oh,” zayn says, and he’s not all the way under but he’s definitely hovering close.
Millions (s)
Explicit | 195 words | Pillow talk [t.]
“You look like you just won a million pounds or summat,” Zayn hums, twirling a strand of Niall’s hair.
To My Face
Explicit | 736 words | Boyfriends & porn [t.]
Please note: implied violence (of the defending-my-boyfriend's-honor kind), not!fic.
no one fucks with zayn. not with niall as his boyfriend;
Just Tired (s)
Explicit | 720 words | Exhaustion & porn [t.]
Either way, it feels like it hasn’t since the beginning, like the panic is fresh and new.
Harry/Nick Grimshaw
Beginners' Mathematics For Dummies [AO3]
→ It's Simple Addition (s)
Mature | 2324 words | Schmoop [AO3]
Please note: Mpreg.
decided going to be next kim k, he texts Harry. will u b my kanye??
→We're A Lovely Equation
Explicit | 6010 words | Curtain fic & porn [AO3]
Please note: Mpreg, hinted Ian Chaloner/Aimee Phillips.
i am a victim, he texts Harry.
proper joan of arc, Harry sends back. except not really i think she was a virgin.
I’ll Close My Eyes, You Click Your Heels (s)
Mature | 2018 words | Angst & domesticity [ao3]
Harry will be away, and Nick won’t see him for months. Nick tells himself he’s just getting used to that ahead of time.
Ficlets
Nuzz
Explicit | 788 words | Porn & domesticity [t.]
Harry leaves for Mexico in thirty-something hours. Nick hasn’t actually done the math lately, because every time he does, the countdown gets shorter. Also, Harry’s mouth is on his dick.
Niall/Josh Devine
Time For That Too
Niall/Josh Devine(mild background Louis/Harry & Zayn/Liam)
Explicit | 5961 words | Fluff & porn [ LJ | AO3]
Please note: cis!girl Niall.
The thing Niall likes about Josh is, he’s low maintenance. Niall knows some people would say that’s terrible, but she doesn’t mean that he’s not worth a lot of attention, she just means he doesn’t act like a dick when she gives him less than he probably deserves.
Get What I Want ‘Cause I Ask For It
Explicit | 2091 words | Porn [AO3]
Please note: sequel to Time For That Too; can be read as standalone. Cis!girl Niall.
“Okay, okay,” Niall says quickly, lips a little swollen and still close enough that they brush Josh’s as she speaks, “what about- what if you touch me? That’d make it better. I’m still a bit emotionally like, scarred and shit.”
Ficlets
Convincing Enough(s)
G | 362 words | Banter [t.]
The studio lot is hot for April, a rare noon sun heating up the pavement and glaring off the metal of the cars parked in staff slots;
Zayn/Perrie Edwards
You’re My Leading Lady, Baby
Explicit | 4611 words | Porn [AO3]
Please note: minor crossdressing, a tiny bit of powerplay, and implied protection via the pill but no condoms.
Zayn, to be honest, has been trying to ignore the fact that he’s still wearing the lace pants. It’s distracting and it’s strange, and it’s almost too nice, so he’s just been attempting to ignore them and focus on her. But he can’t ignore Perrie.
Laid Back
Explicit | 3689 words | Porn & domesticity [ao3]
The bandage on his shin means Zayn can't get on his knees like he wants, but it's almost as good when Perrie shoves him onto the mattress.
Zayn/Riachs
Had My All By Now
Zayn/Anthony
Explicit | 1920 words | Fluff & porn [ LJ | AO3]
“Y’okay?” Zayn murmurs, looking up at Ant with sleepy eyes- it’s a lie, Ant wants to protest, those are eyes of seduction and his downfall- and raising one eyebrow eloquently.
A Bed With Six Legs
Zayn/Anthony, Zayn/Danny, Zayn/Anthony/Danny, Zayn/Perrie, OT5
Explicit | 6308 words | A study of Zayn through the eyes of Ant and Danny [ LJ] [AO3] + +
Please note: implied and actual threesomes including incest, recreational drug use, unrequited feelings, and fluttery prose.
Ant thinks he can feel them all under Zayn’s skin. Like they’ve buried themselves in him just like the ink that traces out his own design on Zayn’s arm and the Arabic on his chest.
Reel Me In And Stay
Zayn/Danny
Explicit | 2957 words | Domesticity [AO3]
Please note: short discussion of implied eating disorder, or at least, concern over the implication of an ED.
The way they don’t even need words is as solid proof as they’ll ever muster that this is them at their most comfortable.
Measure You In Mile Markers
Zayn/Anthony(/Danny)
Explicit | 3563 words | Porn [AO3]
Ant watches blearily as Zayn opens up a new text, attaching the photos chronologically and then tapping out a simple wish u were here fr what comes next aha ;)
Something In Your Kiss Made My Body Electric
Zayn/Danny, mentions of Zayn/Danny/Anthony
Explicit | 3024 words | Porn & domesticity [AO3]
It’s too late to pretend they’ve not shared four bottles of Cristal and that Louis doesn’t know them. Danny and Zayn don’t even front when Ant is getting the Xbox on and they say their goodnights together, headed for the bedroom, and Louis shrugs and just grabs a controller, threatening to destroy Ant at FIFA.
Hit or Miss
Zayn/Danny
Explicit | 2868 words | Porn [ao3]
Please note: D/s, cock & ball abuse, comeplay, hair-pulling.
“Yes,” Zayn huffs, hands tangling in the sheets. The anticipation has him shaking, and he knows- he really needs to let Danny know what’s good, knows they’ll have to look this up properly before Danny agrees to do it again, but for now he’s consumed with raw, aching want. “Please, good. Yeah.”
→ see also: Spoons In The Drawer
Ficlets
Home (s)
Zayn/Danny
PG | 190 words | Domesticity [t.]
Danny doesn’t pick him up at the airport, but he does greet him with wide open arms and the scent of jam pudding wafting in from the kitchen.
Flowers (s)
Zayn/Danny
PG-13 | 642 words | Domesticity [t.]
“why flowers?” danny asks, and zayn shrugs.
Favorite Firsts (p)
Zayn/Danny
Explicit | 1165 words | Porn [t.]
Please note: underage drinking and sex (fingering), not!fic.
Danny got them beers with his fake ID even though he was only a month away from turning 18.
Multiples & Miscellaneous
Making Room (s)
Zayn/Perrie Edwards/Danny Riach
Explicit | 1463 words | Glorified curtain fic [AO3]
The bumping knees and poking elbows as they undress too close is nice too, something familiar, just like the way they settle into something more, of hands on hips and chins tucked over shoulders and faces hid against necks and mouths and fingers meeting.
What You Need (s)
Zayn/Niall/Perrie Edwards
Explicit | 481 words | Porn [AO3]
“How is he?” Perrie asks, and Niall inhales, sharp, turns to press his mouth and nose into her jaw.
Some People Wait Their Turn (s)
Harry/Lucas Till
PG | 2042 words | Rambling [AO3]
Harry grins, leans in and says, whisper-confidential, “it’s full of secrets.”
→ see also: Winter In London
My Excuse Is That I’m Young
Niall/Caroline Flack, Niall/Tulisa Contostavlos, Niall/Demi Lovato, Niall/Katy Perry, Niall/Amy Green
Explicit | 5287 words | Porn [AO3]
He realizes that there’s a lot of shit that’s backwards about him, honestly, but he’s always been most at ease without anything to hold him down, without anything to crowd him.
All We Ever Do Is Love
Harry/Nick Grimshaw/Caroline Flack
Explicit | 2298 words | Porn [AO3]
"With all due respect, Flack, I honestly never thought I'd end up in bed with you," Nick says. Half of it is lost behind Caroline's breathy laugh of a moan, and although Nick can't really see, the way Harry is bobbing his head tells him he's possibly licking little circles around her clit. Good lad.
We Make Our Own Sun (s)
Harry/Louis/Eleanor Calder
Mature | 1516 words | Prose [AO3]
“You taste like summer,” Louis tells her, drawing his tongue up the inside of her bicep, and Eleanor smiles. “You taste like summer,” he repeats softly, to himself. “like sun and a sky without clouds.”
“Harry tastes like sea,” she whispers, like it’s a secret.
Haunt (s)
Harry/Louis/Zayn, Harry/Louis, Zayn/Harry, Zayn/Liam (unrequited)
Mature | 1690 words | Angst (with resolution) [AO3]
Please note: potentially triggering themes of hospitals, head injury, coma, post-traumatic stress disorder; Dom/sub, unrequited love.
“There’s something inside him that’s holding on,” the voices say, out of the dark, and Harry wants to tell them that they’re so, so wrong.
Don't Ever Change Your Flavor
Harry/Danny Riach
Explicit | 4993 words | Porn & domesticity [ao3]
Please note: Feminization kink, crossdressing/lingerie, light D/s, lots of pet names, nipple play, and riding.
Harry is sitting at the foot of the bed, perched on the edge kicking his heels and fidgeting. He looks up from his lap when Danny comes in and Danny nods, approvingly, causing a blush and making Harry frown back down at the obvious bulge his prick makes in the sheer fabric of his panties.
You're So 2007
Harry/Michael Clifford
Explicit | 1133 words | Porn [ao3]
Please note: surprise snowballing, multiple orgasms.
There’s something charming about the simple-mindedness of a seventeen year old boy with a stiffie.
Ficlets
WIP Amnesty: All The Better (s)
Harry/Niall/Caroline Flack
PG-13 | 226 words | Banter [t.]
somewhere nick grimshaw is having the best night of his life.
Cupcake Vodka (s)
Zayn/Niall/Perrie Edwards/Anthony Riach/Josh Devine/Danny Riach
R | 174 words | Body shots & banter [t.]
there’s a bottle of cupcake vodka on the hotel floor;
Dime Love (p)
Niall/Justin Bieber
PG-13 | 310 words | Rambling [t.]
Please note: pot smoking.
Niall’s said it jokingly, but like- but he really, really thinks he might for real be in love with Justin;
Working Retail
Harry/Niall/Zayn
PG-13 | 483 words | Retail employees AU [t.]
Niall and Zayn fit just fine, but since Harry’s last growth spurt, it’s been hard to stay inconspicuous.
Untitled (Photoshoot) (p)
Leigh-Anne Pinnock/Perrie Edwards
PG | 176 words | Teasing [t.]
“Give me sultry,” the photographer demands, clicking away, and Leigh-Anne looks over her shoulder, pouting slightly.
We Make Our Own Way (s)
Zayn/Niall/Louis
PG-13 | 638 words | Domesticity [ LJ]
Please note: cisgirl!Zayn
zayn and niall have known each other since middle school. louis isn’t sure where or when they met, although he’s heard the story too many times to count. it’s not that he doesn’t listen, it’s just that it’s easy to get distracted watching them talk.
Say Ahhh (s)
Louis/Zayn/Danny Riach
PG-13 | 403 words | Clubbing [t.]
louis is mostly drunk; danny watches it happen in bright colors and dim lights, the fluttering of eyelashes pressed to his neck, laughter hot against the shoulder of his shirt.
Gâteau (p)
Radio 1 Breakfast RPF; implied Harry/Nick Grimshaw
PG | 303 words | Banter [t.]
Please note: rule 63.
“Matilda Fincham,” Nick croons into her mic, fading out the end of Beauty And A Beat. “You will never guess what I did last night.”
Common Courtesy
Harry/Louis/Ant Riach
Explicit | 564 words | Foreplay [t.]
Looking to Harry for guidance, Ant just ends up frowning to himself. Harry shrugs too much.
Trois
Harry/Lou Teasdale/Tom Atkin
Explicit | 695 words | Porn [t.]
“This is good,” Lou decides, carding her fingers through Harry’s hair at the back of his head as he nuzzles Tom’s hip, smiling cheekily. “Like, for like when I’m not up for it, you know? You’ve a good mouth,” she tells Harry, and he hums, presses an open-mouthed kiss to Tom’s cock through his trousers.
Keep Me Busy (s)
Louis/Danny Riach, background Zayn/Harry
PG | 531 words | Domesticity [t.]
Louis unfolds begrudgingly and rearranges himself under Danny’s arm, close against his side. “Harry’s leaving in two days.”
Respite (p)
Harry/Zayn/Danny Riach/Ant Riach
G | 567 words | Cuddling [t.]
Please note: themes of agoraphobia/claustrophobia.
“, Harry,” Zayn insists, extricating a hand but letting Ant still cling to his arm as he waves Harry over.
Gen Fic
Minute of Quiet (s)
Hints at OT5 and/or Zayn/Harry
PG-13 | 259 words | Tired cuddling [t.]
it’s too early to be exhausted. they have to save it up for later on, when they’ve been out of the country for months, and the closest they’ve been to home is an empty airport, just passing through at 3 a.m.
Learning
Hints at future Harry/Louis
PG | 640 words | Cuddling [t.]
Harry’s only known Louis a month and a half. Louis is the kind of person that he thinks he could know for the rest of his life, though.
Enjoy.