Why yes, he is, in fact, a virgin.
...
I appear to have cat ears and a tail attached to my body. And it hurts to pull them.
SOMEONE GLUED THEM TO ME WHILE I SLEPT!
...
Usually it's Hikaru and Kaoru, but they're not here.
I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO PERFORMED THIS INSIDIOUS PLOT!
Though, I must admit, they are quite cute, but I have no outfits prepared!
I appear to have cat ears and a tail attached to my body. And it hurts to pull them.
SOMEONE GLUED THEM TO ME WHILE I SLEPT!
...
Usually it's Hikaru and Kaoru, but they're not here.
I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO PERFORMED THIS INSIDIOUS PLOT!
Though, I must admit, they are quite cute, but I have no outfits prepared!