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[host_king]

They actually put me in jail!

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I must think happy thoughts! They can't crush my spirits! Besides, I've heard commoners get sent to jail quite frequently, they MUST be used to this sort of treatment

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[un_justified]

... It's just jail, it's not that bad.

[host_king]

But I can't such harsh treatment! I can't believe they'd actually place their beloved father in prison!

[un_justified]

You'll survive, really. You're their father? You don't look like it, though. You should have disciplined them better.

[host_king]

AHA! You must be a commoner! I pity you, commoner, I know they must have locked you up a lot back home!

Yes, but usually mom takes care of discipline. He's not around much anymore.

[un_justified]

... What are you trying to imply? I most definitely wasn't locked up back in my world!

You should really learn to control your kids.

[host_king]

Are you sure? not even once? I thought it was some sort of ritual you commoners go through at least monthly~!

But they won't listen to anything I say!

[un_justified]

... I'm very sure that I did not get locked up at all. You're not very smart or tactful, are you?

It's your fault for being a bad father, then.

[host_king]

Perhaps you were just one of the lucky ones~! Or maybe you're from some sort of alien planet, where no commoners get sent to jail! Are you an alien..Mr..?

Bad father!? That's not very nice! For your information, I was a very honourable and respectable father figure for those two when they entered high school!

[un_justified]

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Normal people, unlike you, don't get sent to jail on a regular basis. I'm not an alien. My name's Riku.

Honorable and respectable, but still not a very good father. But I'm starting to see the similarity between you and the two twins.

[host_king]

Your brain must be overflowing with so much commoner information! I shall be taking notes on everything I learn from you, Mr Riku!

Me!? I fail to see the similarities between me and those unscrupulous brats!

[un_justified]

... I can't believe you.

You all seem to be off your rocker. That's the common characteristic between you and the twins.

[host_king]

Hmm? What can't you believe?

Off my rocker? You don't REALLY mean that!

[un_justified]

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I do mean that, actually. But you seem a lot better than those Hitachiin twins.

[host_king]

Of course I'm better than those twins~!

You're very blunt, Mr Riku. I don't think I've met anyone besides Haruhi who's this blunt. I bet you're some sort of new undiscovered type!

[un_justified]

Most people are, anyway.

... You do realize that you're not exactly very tactful either?

[host_king]

But you'd be a perfect addition to the club! I bet girls go crazy over you~~!