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[host_king]

UNSCRUPULOUS TWINS!

I don't watch snake porn, or have some sort of snake fetish!!

I don't want my precious daughter to grow up thinking her daddy watches animal pornography, so stop brainwashing her like that!

...Also, who's Jerry Springer, and why would I need to see him?

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[tsuin_kaoru]

She's our legal sister now. ♥

[host_king]

What do you mean?

...

don't tell you actually adopted her!

[tsuin_kaoru]

Mom adopted her as soon as we found out she was here~

[host_king]

You must have brainwashed my poor Haruhi!
...why would would she agree to something like that?

[tsuin_kaoru]

She didn't really care. ♥

And we're Hikaru-nii and Kaoru-nii to her now, senpai.

[host_king]

N-no! I'm supposed to be daddy! If you're Kaoru-nii and Hikaru-nii to her, then she should be calling me DADDY!!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER!?!

[tsuin_kaoru]

But you're not our father~

Nothing that she didn't want.

[host_king]

You ungrateful brat!! I was your father all throughout highschool, and this is how you repay me? By stealing my daughter!?

I doubt that! You probably did some horrible things to her, didn't you?!

[tsuin_kaoru]

Actually, you were Tono all throughout high school.

Mm~

[host_king]

I was an amazing father, and it hurts me deeply to hear you say that!

...you did!

What did you do!?

[tsuin_kaoru]

Keyword; was. Past tense, mi'Lord.

I'm not allowed to say~

[host_king]

You've tainted her!!

I demand you tell me this instant!

[tsuin_kaoru]

We've done no such thing~

[host_king]

But if you're not allowed to say, it must be something really awful!

[tsuin_kaoru]

Haruhi's just shy.

[host_king]

lksduf89247rishf!!Shy!?
You're not allowed to do innapropriate things with Haruhi! You'll manipulate her into doing things she doesn't want to do!!