OOC: I swear my muses are out to make me insane.
Snake Plissken,
I wanted to thank you for making the eye patch cool. The chicks dig the eye patch because of you. I have one as well that I got from… well I don’t know how I got mine but it is on the left side like yours. The costume too, chicks dig the manly costume and the bike. I have to say you defined cool for the rest of us. I’ve got to tell you thank you, the chicks dig me just like you.
So, I hear you have a Greek woman. The little devils are the best. I’m sure you know what I mean when I say there’s nothing like the love of a crazy Greek woman. I mean they get so gorgeous when they’re mad what man could resist them. They are temptresses.
Umm.. So, Plissken or is it Snake? I hope you don’t mind that I’m using your gimmick. Not all of it, I do have this mechanical chainsaw hand. If I recall you still have both of yours.
I’ve got to go kill gelatinous aliens. You should stop by, do some bounty hunting, right, you already do that but Spectral Bounty Hunting is where the action is.
Your Adoring Fan,
Hoss Delgado
Crossposted to
theatrical_muse