Oh dear, it looks like we're all doomed 0.0....

[hoshiko_2000]

How to tell if your cat is trying to kill you: http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

I would also apparently taste like grilled fish to a cannibal, and would survive for four hours if trapped in a freezer.

Edit: And I am also 49% addicted to bacon and yes, I have just found a new favourite website