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[This wakeup isn't like most others you've had here, Mayfield.
You see, when Klaus Wulfenbach awoke to the smell of waffles, he wasn't entirely suspicious. Sometimes his drone wife got up before him and made waffles. They were, of course, nowhere near as good as his own but he tolerated them because hey, free waffles!
However, the sight that greeted him wasn't his abnormally perky not!wife. It was, in fact, a blonde demon he'd never wanted to meet again.
That is when Klaus kind of lost it. Just a little. Anyone around the vicinity of 729 Anderson Lane with see a beautiful young woman wearing nothing but an apron out on the front lawn. She's bleeding from a multitude of minor cuts and seems to be dodging appliances as they're thrown out the broken front window. The same window Lucrezia was previously thrown through.
Lucrezia is just laughing at this entire thing however as a box of cereal sails over her head]
You missed me again, darling~
You see, when Klaus Wulfenbach awoke to the smell of waffles, he wasn't entirely suspicious. Sometimes his drone wife got up before him and made waffles. They were, of course, nowhere near as good as his own but he tolerated them because hey, free waffles!
However, the sight that greeted him wasn't his abnormally perky not!wife. It was, in fact, a blonde demon he'd never wanted to meet again.
That is when Klaus kind of lost it. Just a little. Anyone around the vicinity of 729 Anderson Lane with see a beautiful young woman wearing nothing but an apron out on the front lawn. She's bleeding from a multitude of minor cuts and seems to be dodging appliances as they're thrown out the broken front window. The same window Lucrezia was previously thrown through.
Lucrezia is just laughing at this entire thing however as a box of cereal sails over her head]
You missed me again, darling~