where I talk about the UK elections in very specific local terms

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As it goes on, I've taken to singing Yang Mana Satu whenever the news switches to ongoing developments post-UK general elections, with Nick Clegg as Saloma. XDXD

Also, in the 'analogies pulled out of my ass' category, I compared Labour support in Scotland during a convo with my mother to Kelantan and PAS. ^^;; Although, when you think about it, Kelantan = Scotland is a highly apt comparison!
NC:
Yang mana satu
Pilihan aku
Masuk parlimen
Barisan baru
Nak ambik Labour
Ataupun Tory?
Kan lebih bagus
PMnya aku??

DC:
Kalaulah aku
Jadi temanmu
Hal imigrasi
Serah padaku

GB:
Kalaulah aku
Still jadi PM
Party kamu
Tetap satu


NC:
Hai David Cameron
Tak tahu lagi
Hai Gordon Brown
Menyakitkan hati
Lebih baik kan
Kalau I pegang
But First-Past-the-Post
So I pun bengang!

DC:
Inilah dia
Yang dicari-carinya
Muka tebal
Malu takda

GB:
Ini orangnya
Pilihan hangpa
Lawa tiada
Manis ada

NC:
Oh sungguh susah
Cari pasangan
Tak mau yang perasan
Poyo pun bukan
Sistem parlimen
Undi habis maut
Dah memang takkan
LibDemku menang!

DC:
Ambiklah aku
Yang macam bagus
At least bukan
Labour Party

GB
Walaupun Labour
Dah macam punah
At least kita
Simpan NHS!

I'm only somewhat sorry.

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