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[horus_neferti]

I am in search of a Doctor. I have some questions.

And no, it isn't for chip removal so please spare us your complaining about whining.

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[distemperate]

Chip removal?

[horus_neferti]

Yes. That seems to be the most often case of those wishing to speak to doctors. However out of the irritation of so many requests, lest they be filtering their time, I wish to make it clear that it is not my intention to badger them.

[distemperate]

Explain what they are and why they're being removed.

[horus_neferti]

And what will you give me for the information?

[distemperate]

The satisfaction of knowing you've managed to assist one as charming as myself.

[horus_neferti]

I good price, but I would not pay my own price.

[distemperate]

IT'S A GOOD DEAL, YOU INGRATE.

[horus_neferti]

You have a vampiric nature. I will do nothing to aid you.

[distemperate]

A vampire?

[horus_neferti]

You want to take, without giving.

[distemperate]

Just what do you think I'm supposed to give? I don't have anything.

[horus_neferti]

An exchange of information? a kindness? A favor? Gratitude?

[distemperate]

Then I'll say thank you afterward.

[horus_neferti]

Saying Thank you is not the same as being thankful.

[distemperate]

It's difficult to assume that I will be thankful when you aren't giving any indication that you'll actually provide anything useful.

I'm sure I'll find more obliging sources.

[horus_neferti]

You demanded information and then called me an ingrate. I would think my aversion to vampirism would be enough of an indication to validate my hesitation. I would not willingly take from someone without returning equally what I take.

You will be able to find many sources of information here. But you will not be able to save yourself that tragic fate. No one else would offer you the safeguard that I would.