Back!
I'm Back! I'm sorry if I frightened you guys with my sudden absence...Gertrude's tail grew to an abnormal size, and she ran off and so, I of course had to follow her! She is my friend, and I'd do anything for her1 So, once I caught up with her, she told me not to worry about it and that she will get it fixed the next time she goes to visit Dr. Drake...
She's okay now, she just got back from the doctor's and her tail is all fine and dandy. Morton says she did it all for me because she likes me, but that's not true! She told me so herself! We like each other, but not in the way you guys may think. Besides, I'm not ready to be tied down to one lady...I'm enjoying just baching it up with my good buddy, Morton.
Also, I apologize to Kangaroo and Rudy...I didn't mean to frighten you guys!
Oh, and by the way, Rudy, as much as I enjoy our time together, you should spend the day with your mom. She's proud of your accomplishments, but she misses being with you...even if it is hard for her to say so.
Also...MORTON! STOP MESSING AROUND WITH MY JOURNAL!
That is all...I'm off to go walking with Gertrude.
-Horton
PS, I'm really worried for my Who friends right now..if anything you guys, I'm here for you! Just give me a yelp, and I'll run down there to help (not literally of course...that would be silly)
She's okay now, she just got back from the doctor's and her tail is all fine and dandy. Morton says she did it all for me because she likes me, but that's not true! She told me so herself! We like each other, but not in the way you guys may think. Besides, I'm not ready to be tied down to one lady...I'm enjoying just baching it up with my good buddy, Morton.
Also, I apologize to Kangaroo and Rudy...I didn't mean to frighten you guys!
Oh, and by the way, Rudy, as much as I enjoy our time together, you should spend the day with your mom. She's proud of your accomplishments, but she misses being with you...even if it is hard for her to say so.
Also...MORTON! STOP MESSING AROUND WITH MY JOURNAL!
That is all...I'm off to go walking with Gertrude.
-Horton
PS, I'm really worried for my Who friends right now..if anything you guys, I'm here for you! Just give me a yelp, and I'll run down there to help (not literally of course...that would be silly)