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i havent seen the kid in 10 months and she's suddenly chasing me around the house and calling me daddy. i aint yo daddy, biatch. funny cuz she likes abuse but especially being beaten with pillows. i like sleeping and cleaning my room. strange combo if you ask me. i wonder if im responsible enough to turn in this application and do a junior check and apply for summer job. prob not. family is annoying, im fed up with humans. but im caught up on tv!