Bugger.

Jan 23, 2003 08:05

At this point I'd do a pisstake of Luthien and Beren, but El Rondos got there before me, so there's no point.

Never jump off a cliff when you've got wings. It's like trying to suffocate yourself by holding your breath (and believe me, I've tried that too). Reflexes kick in and just when you're contemplating getting away from it all and anticipating the transformation from sentient being into big quivering mass of bloody splat on the rocks, you find your treacherous body pulling you out of a sharp dive and soaring magnificently off into the skies.

As I already said, Bugger.

I think I'll fly off to Valinor and see what Elrohir is doing. One said something about Felarof and hosts. Maybe there's something even stranger about this baby than we thought.

With his super-sharp Mearas Hearing (TM), Shadowfax hears a faint scream in the distance. A scream that sounds much like a pregnant male 41/64 elf saying "goodbye cruel world" as he flings himself off the highest cliff in Middle Earth.

Fortunately for Shadowfax, it is a very very high cliff and Elrohir will take a very very long time to fall down it. If he flies really, really fast, he might just make it in time to save his lover.

SNUGGLEBUNNY!!!! HANG ON!!!! I'M COMING!!!!!!!!!!

((OOC: Yeah, yeah, I DO apologise for needing sleep. Why do you have to live in uncivilised places like California anyway?))
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