Comments | horsemo: Where The Buffalo Roam

horsemo

Where The Buffalo Roam

Dec 08, 2003 02:05

Who are we to judge? How will we know what makes us happy tomorrow, much less years from now? We plan for the future and try to secure a life that we can feel comfortable in farther along life's journey, but are we really presumptuous enough to think we'll *know* what we want in 5, 10, or 20 ellipticals around the sun? Why do we even try? If our ( Read more... )

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fightinmadmatt December 8 2003, 16:51:06 UTC

How are you typing? How are you speaking english? Have you seen a buffalo? I haven't. Is it at all possible for me ride you? Boy, oh boy, would I enjoy that.

horsemo December 8 2003, 19:06:30 UTC

I use a stylus.

fightinmadmatt December 8 2003, 22:35:25 UTC

GENIUS! Why didn't I think of that? You must be one smart horse.

ender605 April 3 2004, 22:19:27 UTC

ROFL

crispnite December 12 2003, 08:01:27 UTC

to compare us people to clouds is so precious of a thought! for clouds have numerous emotions. happy or sad.

think with your heart, not with your left hemisphere anonymous January 14 2004, 16:08:25 UTC

if you want to think like a computer, it's easy to get someone to brand an intel logo on your skin. One detail that seperates horses from many other species is the presence of a lymbic system, which gives you the power to feel and feel emotion. So I beg you to feel your heart young horse! Feel your emotions, and let them drive part of your life like riding a rollercoaster. You can sit back and watch and analyze all you want, but the excitement comes from not knowing what's around the corner. So climb aboard the rollercoaster, there is a frontrow seat big enough for a horse reserved for you and your heart. I think Baxter depicted once a universe where everything was known, and then humanity (and horseanity) halted.

Re: think with your heart, not with your left hemisphere anonymous January 18 2004, 00:40:08 UTC

Identify yourself.

Re: think with your heart, not with your left hemisphere anonymous January 21 2004, 16:08:07 UTC

Horsemo knows who this is. We used to entertain ourselves over a nice troff of hay.

Re: think with your heart, not with your left hemisphere horsemo January 22 2004, 00:43:43 UTC

Well I was aiming for Jessica until he/she misspelled "trough".

Thread 5

OF ALL THE ABOMINATIONS... mrpilkington February 4 2004, 10:09:57 UTC

HORSE?
ON MY LIST OF THAT WHICH IS THAT WHAT MAY BE WHAT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO CALL THE ONES WHO ARE ON MY "FRIEND OF" LIST?
HOW LONG HAS THIS INSOLENCE BEEN GOING ON? (IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CATCH UP WITH MY JOURNAL AS I HAVE BEEN ...AWAY ON SOME... BUSINESS, yes, business..) AND RETURN TO FIND MY HUMBLE YET OMINOUS ABODE OF EVIL IN A SHAMBLES FROM MY LACKEY CRONIE AND HIS CLONED COMPANIONS, AND A HORSE AS MY FRIEND?!
ALTHOUGH A HORSE OF THE TALKING PERSUASION COULD HELP ME OUT IN MY WORLD DOMINATING SCHEMES, OR AT LEAST TAP OUT SIMPLE MATH EQUATIONS ON THE FLOOR. WATCH YOUR ACTIONS.. HORSE.

Re: OF ALL THE ABOMINATIONS... horsemo February 4 2004, 23:04:07 UTC

Everybody, I'd like you to meet the most fun you'll probably ever have on the internet.

Re: OF ALL THE ABOMINATIONS... madrawk February 5 2004, 08:22:39 UTC

i went to mr pilkingtons site and nearly fell off my chair...would have posted though since i dont know who the hell he is, that would have looked very weird indeed. but i must comment on the usage of such phrases as "that which is that what may be what you might like to call..." i had to read the damn sentence 3 times to make sure i wasnt just slipping in my old age, drool running down my chin.
though mr pilkington-are you yelling at us or just excited alot? either way it makes for funny reading.

horsemo-clop on down and stomp on this creation that has sprung from your loins cause im losing my patience!
or do i just bite the bullet and get a real connection...

Re: OF ALL THE ABOMINATIONS... mrpilkington February 6 2004, 13:55:06 UTC

"though mr pilkington-are you yelling at us or just excited alot? either way it makes for funny reading."
FUNNY READING??
I BELIEVE YOU WILL BE DOING THAT WHICH IS TAKE THOSE INSOLENT STRINGS OF BABBLE YOU PREFER TO CALL THAT WHICH IS KNOWN TO SOME AS THAT OF WORDS, AND PUT THEM INTO THAT GAPING MAW --GLEEFULLY I MIGHT ADD-- AND MASTICATE UNTIL YOU HAVE DONE THAT WHICH IS EAT YOUR WORDS!
YOU WILL KNOW THIS AND COWER AS I HAVE A MIND CONTROL DEVICE SET TO YOUR FREQUENCY. JUST DON'T BE WEARING ANY ALUMINUM FOIL HATS ANYTIME SOON.
!

Thread 8

HORSE mrpilkington December 17 2004, 02:45:42 UTC

THERE IS A NEED FOR YOUR SERVICES, CONTACT ME IN THAT TIME WHAT YOU MAY LIKE TO REFER TO AS IMMEDIATELY.
UNTIL NEXT TIME, FIEND!