Pink Thongs.

[horsemilk]

Pink lace thongs were not meant to be worn by members of the male sex. I, myself, am living proof of this. Ahahaha. I just ate the end of a banana that Goldy spent the past five minutes going down on. Aaaand I'm sitting cross-legged with both legs bald like a bald assed monkey's ass. Yes! I am officially Elton John. Woof.

Choke on sharp things and eat small children.