lol i almost died when i read this

Dec 06, 2005 09:24


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I pulled alanis_kitty's hair (-5 points). Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, singing_queen11 (-5000 points). In March on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5127 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
horseflower

so yea... i guess that you can steal the emergency flight information card without actually having flown on a plane. amazing stuff huh?

and i don't remember going to LA but then again..........

but hey, a lump of coal is nothing new..... i've gotten one before
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