Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I pulled
alanis_kitty's hair (-5 points). Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
singing_queen11 (-5000 points). In March on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5127 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
horseflower
so yea... i guess that you can steal the emergency flight information card without actually having flown on a plane. amazing stuff huh?
and i don't remember going to LA but then again..........
but hey, a lump of coal is nothing new..... i've gotten one before