Oct 21, 2008 21:37
I gotta be honest. I like Barack Obama for one reason and one reason only:
I'm pro-death.
Nope, I'm not pro-choice or even anti-life. The trouble with the world today is all the people. We need to stop preventing death, stop even giving life a chance to begin with. We need government money to go toward preventing more lives from even getting started. Our policies should not be based on a generational pyramid scheme, and the first step to stopping that is to stop the base from widening.
Hey, at least I'm not suggesting we eat children.
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