Santa!
There are those who would suggest that this is a bad gift, and that I should be fearful.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I helped pocket_entropy see the light (8 points). In August on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In July I bought porn for cynic573 (10 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In January I pulled over and changed desertrosesmas's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been nice (21 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!
Sincerely,
horsedreamer