Driving Hints
I'm from New York. I shouldn't have to give anyone driving tips. Apparently though, some people are incapable of not being fuckwits while driving. Here are some basics:
- 70 is not a fastlane speed. I don't care where you are. Exception: gridlock (which could've probably been avoided if people didn't drive like fuckwits to begin)
- On a related note, if you are in the left lane and someone is coming up behind, and the right lane is completely clear, MOVE OVER! There are signs. "Slower traffic keep right." Not a difficult concept.
- Here's one for the truck drivers: Don't pass other trucks while going uphill, especially when they are doing fifty-five and you're doing about, oh, FIFTY-FUCKING-SEVEN! I swear, if I had guided missiles on my car, I'd have used them. No jury would convict.
- And of course, remember that the driver in front of you might not be the dumbass. There are plenty of them, and they can mess things up for a whole cluster of people.
These have been Less-than-Friendly Driving hints. Tune in next time for exciting topics like pointless cut-offs, cruising alongside a tractor-trailer, and camper madness!