Stolen from Jolo
- Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like tanning beds, color contacts, face lifts, botox, polyester, and air conditioning.
- Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay and sooner or later everyone will be gay. Just like straight people always make gays turn away from their roots and be straight.
- Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Which is why there are still so many Irish need not apply signs, and why blacks still have to sit at the back of the bus.
- Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
- Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
- Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
- Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
- Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
- Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
- Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
- Marriage is a religious institution and it can not be separated from its religious roots. Which is why judges can marry people, and why atheists are allowed to wed. And sense the federal government is a religious institution as well it is allowed to vote on it and ban it in the States.
stolen from jolenesdaydream.