cock envy. sehun/kai. one.
name: cock envy
rate: positively full of cock
k-i-s-s-i-n-g: sehun/kai (nerdtp)
this is about: Jongin is jealous of all those cocks Sehun has, especially since Jongin’s the one that brought them home.
Or, conversely:
Sehun never thought he’d have this problem.
counting the words: 21.6k
doodles: Apple Bottom jeans and boots with the fur.
( The third one looks kind of like Sehun. )
rate: positively full of cock
k-i-s-s-i-n-g: sehun/kai (nerdtp)
this is about: Jongin is jealous of all those cocks Sehun has, especially since Jongin’s the one that brought them home.
Or, conversely:
Sehun never thought he’d have this problem.
counting the words: 21.6k
doodles: Apple Bottom jeans and boots with the fur.
( The third one looks kind of like Sehun. )
"That’s why he loved his Abercrombie job. All that darkness." RIP ME IM LAUGHING all that DARKNESS
ok the sunlamp bit was too funny sure Thehun keep dreaming
"I’ll have to call them something. I can’t just call them all ‘hey you’.” That’s what Sehun did for every single member of his graduating class in high school except for Jongin, and it worked out just fine, but Jongin’s always been sentimental." THIS LINE IS WHAT KILLED ME I JUST ------ SEHUN !!!!!!! I CAN T0TALLY IMAGINE SEHUN D0ING THIS IM SCREAMING
“It’s a cat-mergency!” chanyeol stop
"Maybe it’s a two day ice extravaganza?" me, /yelling/: NAUGHTY CHENBAEK
“A real cat-tastrophe" chanyeol stop
"Nowhere is safe.” B Y E P00R THEHUN
"Sehun is not angry. He feels nothing. He is placid, like a hidden mountain lake. He’s practically Buddha, that’s how zen he is. “I do.”"
N000000000000 R I P P hirbjktnhy
awwwwww sehun getting all soft and motherly over the baby chicks is the CUTEST thing and pouty jongin being all mad that the chcks like sehun more I love this dynamic so much
U MEAN THE B00TS EWITH THE F U R I HATE U AUTH0RNIM IM S0BBING
ok i'll stop now but thanks so much for writing this!!!
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