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(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (:(...)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (Only when i have time)
✓ I own lots of books. (Which i don't read.. haha well I have but now they're just picking up dust)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games. (NO WAY)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Doesn't do much... pffft)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Haven't we all!)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Hmmm...)
✓ I curse sometimes. (FUCK)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (What am i? emo?)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (I'm a man.... ahha kidding)
✓ I hate the rain. (When I'm outside and it ruins my hair...)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Of course! BOOB JOB HERE I COME)
✓ I need/want money right now. (When DONT i need money?)
✓ I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (If I'm tryin to get something out quickly)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (HAHAHAHA... wait and see?)
✓ I have long hair. (I bet you it's longer than yours)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I only win baby)
✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Russssiaaaa)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Yeah, still do.. lol. im alll fake, lol no but yeah)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Too many weirdos calling, not enough of the people i want calling)
✓ I like the way that I look. (sometimes)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (That's why im called the moody russian)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate. (never had one!)
✓ I have a hidden talent.
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (*bounce*)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (maybe not as many as any other bimbo but mine mean the world to me)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I wear short shorts at home?)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (LJ)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (No way... my mums hot!)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Maybe in the last few years...)
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I wanna be famous)
✓ I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before. (EW NO. Peasant job.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (kitties)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (mmm sometimes)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (haha)
✓ I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Do school marks count?)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (haha.. umm yeah true.)
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I don't really wear any shoes with shoe laces)
✓ I can work on a car. (I can change the... oil.)
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles.
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Mmmm... makeup)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Becoming famous)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (Probably come close)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people. (TRUE.)
✓ I adore bright colours.
✓ I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (who what now?)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I only write on internet journals)
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (haha)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (COFFEEEEEEE)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Or 2.
or 3.)
✓ I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth. (I have perfecto teeth)
× I hate my toes. (I don't care?)
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (probably)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (I wish!)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business. (Brothel)
✓ I smoke. (sometimes.. =x)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (shutup.. i love my computer)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (and i dont get why...)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (im a big sook)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (haha)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (mmm sexual)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Yeah ummm 24/7.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone. (lol that's why i have msn on)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (fuck no, that's freaky.... get help)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (Umm.. shhhhh)
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (No way :( wish he was in the country more often)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (haha all the time)
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (nooo i love exercise)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (what's that?)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (YES OMG... i can't help it)
× I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (But you don't wanna hear me sing)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Girls i mean.. and i mean pure redhead)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (I don't regret anything)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (NO ew)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (I'd rather buy clothes, shoes and makeup than cd's.. sorrrry)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (skiiiing)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (sometimes...)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (:(...)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (Only when i have time)
✓ I own lots of books. (Which i don't read.. haha well I have but now they're just picking up dust)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games. (NO WAY)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Doesn't do much... pffft)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Haven't we all!)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Hmmm...)
✓ I curse sometimes. (FUCK)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (What am i? emo?)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (I'm a man.... ahha kidding)
✓ I hate the rain. (When I'm outside and it ruins my hair...)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Of course! BOOB JOB HERE I COME)
✓ I need/want money right now. (When DONT i need money?)
✓ I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (If I'm tryin to get something out quickly)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (HAHAHAHA... wait and see?)
✓ I have long hair. (I bet you it's longer than yours)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I only win baby)
✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Russssiaaaa)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Yeah, still do.. lol. im alll fake, lol no but yeah)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Too many weirdos calling, not enough of the people i want calling)
✓ I like the way that I look. (sometimes)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (That's why im called the moody russian)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate. (never had one!)
✓ I have a hidden talent.
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (*bounce*)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (maybe not as many as any other bimbo but mine mean the world to me)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I wear short shorts at home?)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (LJ)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (No way... my mums hot!)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Maybe in the last few years...)
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I wanna be famous)
✓ I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before. (EW NO. Peasant job.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (kitties)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (mmm sometimes)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (haha)
✓ I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Do school marks count?)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (haha.. umm yeah true.)
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I don't really wear any shoes with shoe laces)
✓ I can work on a car. (I can change the... oil.)
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles.
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Mmmm... makeup)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Becoming famous)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (Probably come close)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people. (TRUE.)
✓ I adore bright colours.
✓ I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (who what now?)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I only write on internet journals)
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (haha)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (COFFEEEEEEE)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Or 2.
or 3.)
✓ I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth. (I have perfecto teeth)
× I hate my toes. (I don't care?)
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (probably)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (I wish!)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business. (Brothel)
✓ I smoke. (sometimes.. =x)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (shutup.. i love my computer)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (and i dont get why...)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (im a big sook)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (haha)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (mmm sexual)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Yeah ummm 24/7.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone. (lol that's why i have msn on)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (fuck no, that's freaky.... get help)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (Umm.. shhhhh)
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (No way :( wish he was in the country more often)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (haha all the time)
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (nooo i love exercise)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (what's that?)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (YES OMG... i can't help it)
× I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (But you don't wanna hear me sing)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Girls i mean.. and i mean pure redhead)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (I don't regret anything)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (NO ew)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (I'd rather buy clothes, shoes and makeup than cd's.. sorrrry)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (skiiiing)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (sometimes...)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.