#34: Now with more horribleness
[Voice]
[This is the voice of someone who has had too much caffeine, too little sleep, and has been cackling madly a little to often. It is unbalanced in the sense that a two-legged stool with an elephant on it is unbalanced. But it is not unhappy, even if it does seem inclined to mania.]
You know, normally the curses tend to interrupt my work, but this past week I've been make tremendous progress considering it's not like I sleep much anyway lately and I can focus so much better when there's no one else around. Yeah, I'm still trying to make some Wonderflonium. I've come to the conclusion that it's not only doable, but that it's doable soon, as long as I can get the right ingredients. I'm not 100% sure what those ingredients are, but that's only a minor problem. Look at Edison, testing all kinds of metal for his lightbulb. He knew it would work he just didn't know he needed tungsten. Of course, I'm sure it helped that he had lackeys--I could really use some henchmen right now. I wonder if I should put up some flyers, that worked pretty well last time. Henchmen would make everything so much easier, but I don't think there's a union here, which is unfortunate. If I had a henchman he could go pick up some Chinese food right now. I can't exactly get deliveries here. Chicken and broccoli. Maybe I should go somewhere that is not here where I could get that delivered to me. And wonton soup. What was I talking about again?
Anyway, doesn't matter. I'm back, I never really went anywhere. I was just--well, it doesn't matter. I'm here and I'm on my way to becoming a major player, this time. And there's nothing Captain Hammer, shiller of useless junk you don't need, can do about it.
By the way, the next person who asks what Wonderflonium is just gets inarticulate growling noises in reply.
[This is the voice of someone who has had too much caffeine, too little sleep, and has been cackling madly a little to often. It is unbalanced in the sense that a two-legged stool with an elephant on it is unbalanced. But it is not unhappy, even if it does seem inclined to mania.]
You know, normally the curses tend to interrupt my work, but this past week I've been make tremendous progress considering it's not like I sleep much anyway lately and I can focus so much better when there's no one else around. Yeah, I'm still trying to make some Wonderflonium. I've come to the conclusion that it's not only doable, but that it's doable soon, as long as I can get the right ingredients. I'm not 100% sure what those ingredients are, but that's only a minor problem. Look at Edison, testing all kinds of metal for his lightbulb. He knew it would work he just didn't know he needed tungsten. Of course, I'm sure it helped that he had lackeys--I could really use some henchmen right now. I wonder if I should put up some flyers, that worked pretty well last time. Henchmen would make everything so much easier, but I don't think there's a union here, which is unfortunate. If I had a henchman he could go pick up some Chinese food right now. I can't exactly get deliveries here. Chicken and broccoli. Maybe I should go somewhere that is not here where I could get that delivered to me. And wonton soup. What was I talking about again?
Anyway, doesn't matter. I'm back, I never really went anywhere. I was just--well, it doesn't matter. I'm here and I'm on my way to becoming a major player, this time. And there's nothing Captain Hammer, shiller of useless junk you don't need, can do about it.
By the way, the next person who asks what Wonderflonium is just gets inarticulate growling noises in reply.