#20: Jurassic Dork

[horrible_phd]

This is officially the best curse day ever. Watching the dinosaurs is so much fun. Watching people attempt to fight the dinosaurs is even more fun. Anyone want to come watch them with me? I bet Tosh would have. I found a really safe spot, I promise.

Can't be too careful around velociraptors.

Oh, and I have a webcam so that those of you who

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[primrosella]

You're really going near those things?

[horrible_phd]

I'm not that close.

[And on the video feed, curious stegosaurus is much closer than he thinks.]

[primrosella]

Goodness, be careful! There's one right there!

[horrible_phd]

What?

Ooooops.

[Camera suddenly jerks upward, as if he's just rappelled up into a tree.]

There. No problem

[primrosella]

You're going to get yourself into a great deal of trouble, acting this way.

[horrible_phd]

Everything is under control.

[primrosella]

You're going to get hurt, you know...

[horrible_phd]

You worry too much. I'm being careful. I wouldn't want to end up in a position where I'd have to be saved after all...

[The stegosaurus is moving away and he's obviously preparing to come down from the tree.]

[primrosella]

Good, because I really don't feel like facing down another dragon--dinosaur, honestly, whatever those things are--because you did something silly and needed saving.

[horrible_phd]

I'm not doing anything si--

Wait, you've already faced down a dragon?

[primrosella]

In a manner of speaking, yes. I agreed to be one's dinner once.

[horrible_phd]

What in the world did you do that for?

Look, it's only some triceratops. They're really very peaceful.

[Yes, with big pointy horns.]

[primrosella]

So that everyone else that I cared about wouldn't be.

...Those things have horns like a troll and you mean to say they're peaceful?